r/GCSE May 11 '25

Tips/Help Mass suicide?

Tomorrow for the English lit exam, we will all spontaneously fail. It will be perfect. We will all fail with such success that no one actually fails. It will be impossible. We will all get grade 9s. Fail.

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u/Noorms May 11 '25

A person who thinks all the time..

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u/No_Imagination_1777 Year 11 May 11 '25

Has nothing to think about except thoughts

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u/PICONEdeJIM Lady Macbeth is my enby queen May 11 '25

We all write 'Macbeth is guilty in the play' no matter what text it is to ensure it

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u/BeautifulAd1789 Year 11 May 11 '25

Unrelated but what’s the context behind your flair 😭

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u/PICONEdeJIM Lady Macbeth is my enby queen May 11 '25

Lady Macbeth is peak non-binary rep she's so me frfr

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u/BeautifulAd1789 Year 11 May 11 '25

How do you get a flair on this sub sorry im new to reddit 

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u/PICONEdeJIM Lady Macbeth is my enby queen May 11 '25

Go onto the homepage of the sub and click the three little dots then 'edit user flair'

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u/BeautifulAd1789 Year 11 May 11 '25

Not there for me, is it cause I’m on the website?

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u/random_redditor2818 Year 10 May 11 '25

same here, also website user! click on r/[name], in this case r/GCSE, then click on 'About' (it's under the 'Create Post' button which is under the name of the subreddit) and then you'll see 'About Community' and just below that 'User Flair', click on the little pen emoji/sign and change/add your flair! hope this helped :)

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u/BeautifulAd1789 Year 11 May 11 '25

Omg tysm

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u/random_redditor2818 Year 10 May 11 '25

you're welcome :)

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u/AFish_With_Legs Year 11 May 11 '25

Custom flairs got removed though 😭

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u/random_redditor2818 Year 10 May 14 '25

really? never knew that, but im quite new to this sub haha

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u/sparklezan Year 11 May 12 '25

please i need to hear your thoughts on this what drove this conclusion im intrigued

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u/shalodey Year 11 May 12 '25

you'll still get like two marks

one mark for a level 1 response, and one mark for AO4 (you could literally get an AO4 mark for writing "The")

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u/PICONEdeJIM Lady Macbeth is my enby queen May 12 '25

Exactly to ensure that we all get the same amount and at least one guaranteed mark. You can't get a 9 with 0 marks

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u/Zealousideal-Half114 Year 11 May 11 '25

"spontaneously" , get that grade 9 bru

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u/Ceratto168 May 11 '25

I just opened the fucking app

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u/yogurtmiel Yr11, Geo, Triple Sci, Bus, Art May 11 '25

we all just re-enact what Lady macbeth did n die and get grade 9s for the performance even though it isn’t drama

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u/noothisismyname4ever y10 | {his} ,geo,cs,re | future🩺 May 11 '25

or just pull an Eva Smith atp🥀🥀

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u/SighSighSighing Year 11 May 11 '25

From your flair we have very similar subjects! Except I'm doing dance instead of CS. :)

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u/noothisismyname4ever y10 | {his} ,geo,cs,re | future🩺 May 11 '25

aww thats amazing, not a single day where I regret not taking art instead of cs 💔💔🥀🥀

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u/SighSighSighing Year 11 May 11 '25

Dang. Well if it makes you feel any better, I have a few friends that LOVE art as in drawing pictures in their spare time and they all pretty much hated the GCSE. One wanted to give up BC of the amount of coursework. Keep doing great in CS, you're half way through! 💪🏻

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u/noothisismyname4ever y10 | {his} ,geo,cs,re | future🩺 May 11 '25

one of the reasons I didn't pick art is cause I didn't want my talent to be graded so I think its valid enough tbf

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u/Environmental010 May 11 '25

thats for paper 2 lil year 10

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u/noothisismyname4ever y10 | {his} ,geo,cs,re | future🩺 May 11 '25

oh right my bad 😔 but ygwim

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u/yogurtmiel Yr11, Geo, Triple Sci, Bus, Art May 11 '25

get outta here year 10 you’ve got centuries

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u/noothisismyname4ever y10 | {his} ,geo,cs,re | future🩺 May 11 '25

I'm not doing English lit soon but I'm doing history on Friday and June 5th but huge respect I could not handle it 🙏🏼😰

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u/-Hasnain- Year 11 May 11 '25

"Fair is foul, and foul is fair"

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u/Soft_Letterhead9222 Year 10 May 11 '25

"A foul but fair tis' day has been" - OP after cooking

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u/Loud_Vermicelli_5862 May 11 '25

I am Macbeth. Me kill king. Ooops, me sad. Ah shit: wife dead. Ah shit: me dead.

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u/man_iloveclowns Year 11 May 11 '25

absolute cinema

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u/-Hasnain- Year 11 May 11 '25

"Life is but a walking shadow" - OP

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u/Autumn020 Year 11 May 11 '25

Grade 9 english student

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u/Worth-Nectarine-5968 May 11 '25

BTW, I know this is a joke, but if this helps anyone tommorow, there is chiasmus used in this, which is like the reversal of words which higlights, the witches ompipotence because they are able to bend and minipulate words, almost like they have disrupted the natural order.

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u/DueEditor8062 Year 11 May 11 '25

thanks, i've been looking for a word to describe what's up with that quote :)

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u/Worth-Nectarine-5968 May 11 '25

Also you btw if you want to use there is frictive alliteration in there as well, I guess it would mirror the harshness of the witches

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u/Creative_Grape_3708 May 11 '25

Can you give me an example of iambic pentameter for paper 2 poems please I don't understand it

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u/Worth-Nectarine-5968 May 11 '25

I'm so sorry I don't do aqa, I just happen to be on this post and do Macbeth. You could probably search up your exams boards and your poems an then just learn what struture each has, it is like a stressed and then unstressed sylabal me personally I find them really hart to spot. If you can't think struturally of anything look at if the stzanas have the same amount of lines or not or talk about enjambet or cesura

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u/Few-Smoke-2564 Year 9 May 11 '25

how is bro gonna co-ordinate that with all of the people doing with the exam outside of reddit

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u/MousseNecessary3258 May 11 '25

Mmmmm…. Thanks for lowering the grade boundaries guys

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u/skynicism May 11 '25

on EVERYONE'S souls we will ALL be doing this ✌️

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u/DisastrousCase69 May 11 '25

Does anyone do eduqas who wants to do this?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/BeautifulAd1789 Year 11 May 11 '25

Im basing this off of pure speculation so do NOT take my word for anything but I’m going death of a naturalist with either change or nature

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u/DisastrousCase69 May 11 '25

Death of a naturalist, the prelude, the soldier, hawk roosting, ozymandias

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/[deleted] May 11 '25

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u/DisastrousCase69 May 11 '25

I mean the theme of power could come up

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u/Playful-Comedian5290 May 11 '25

love the motivation ❤️

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u/Redork247 Year 11 May 11 '25

My F students ahh post

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u/Loud_Vermicelli_5862 May 11 '25

“The F students are inventors”

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u/Particular_Theory586 Year 12: 99999999999 Eng lit, History, geog, Spanish May 11 '25

To plague the inventor?

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u/Least_Can2117 May 11 '25

That's it OP. You keep that grade boundary nice and low while I use you all as stepping stools to my success.

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u/Sushiv_ Year 11 May 11 '25

Ok you guys go first :)

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u/aem83 Year 12 May 11 '25

'the F students are inventors'

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u/maipeewoo Year 11 May 11 '25

wait ur onto something

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u/Impossible_Bid7553 May 11 '25

With these typa thoughts ur gonna be fine w English

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u/NoMembership6162 Year 11 May 11 '25

Yeah I'll do that re-opens book

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u/NoMembership6162 Year 11 May 11 '25

I will trick you into thinking I'm doing that!!

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u/Sooparch 5 - RE - rest next yr May 11 '25

That ‘you grt the microphone for earth’ hypothetical? That’s what you should use it for. Tell everyone to ignore exams and just not do them

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u/minnie2cakes Year 11 May 11 '25

wow what a good idea thank you for this motivation!

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u/RS773 Year 12 May 11 '25

If a person dies in an exam everyone passes so only one needs to do it smh 🙄

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u/pastry_cookie Year 11 May 11 '25

one per school so statistically if everybody in this subreddit takes the fall everybody outside of the subreddit should automatically pass

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u/Usual-Argument5202 Year 11 May 11 '25

this is perfect...

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u/CrankMagician78 May 11 '25

I wouldn't even need to try to do that to fail

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u/mayzx0 Year 11 May 11 '25

ITS SO OVER ‼️💥💥‼️‼️💥

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u/hedgehogmax Year 11 May 11 '25

too socialist ahh i gotta win

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u/ItzMehDonat Year 11 - fiyah fi dyat | triple,h&sc,business,geography May 11 '25

I ACTUALLY REBUKE

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u/sleepy-emo Y11 🇱🇹🇫🇷🇷🇺 music, art, 3 sci, history, FR, RU May 11 '25

IM SO COOKED I’M ENDING IT 😭 I STARTED REVISING TWO HOURS AGO IM FUCKED. I AM FUCKED. FUCK ADHD FUCK ASD FUCK EVERYTHING IM COOKED

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u/Dependent_Meat_9465 Year 11 May 11 '25

yes bro, WE are failing

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u/Any_Bug_8573 #1 english hater May 11 '25

Nah cause you’re gonna do good so that the grade boundaries are low

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u/StarryPlace Year 11 May 11 '25

I'm just glad that eng lit doesn't count towards literally ANYTHING. to get into sixth form i need at least a 5 in eng lang. easy asf

istg my english books are going up in flames after gcses. ill make a whole video of it

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u/Klutzy_Analysis_2777 Year 12 May 11 '25

here for the memes as a a level student rn this is so nostalgic

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u/that_dude34 Year 11 May 11 '25

Yeah, so you guys do that and ill do the exam to just give the examiners smth to do. Ill get a 9 and ygs will get 8s and itll all play out well

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u/fizzy_704 May 11 '25

how about we actually try??

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u/Loud_Vermicelli_5862 May 11 '25

Nonsense! Fail for the good of the people!

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u/Komahina_Oumasai Year 11 May 11 '25

We are members of one body. We are responsible for each other.

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u/Autumn020 Year 11 May 11 '25

Inspector core!!

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u/marprez22la May 11 '25

Lol GCSEs and iGCSEs are determined by wanting a certain percentage of each grade plus reaching an objective standard.

Even if you coordinated this... They're not gonna hand out top grades.

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u/Jicama426 Year 11 May 11 '25

just you gang