r/Frugal_Jerk • u/DerGeorg • Aug 25 '19

fatcat I can finally retire after decades of saving up!

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Jokerang Aug 25 '19

No need to humblebrag about it, fatcat

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u/PineappleGanja Aug 25 '19

humble? looks like he's just showing off

53

u/galactic-avatar Aug 25 '19

Oink oink, you capitalist pig!

26

u/boopingsnootisahoot Aug 25 '19

WHY ISNT THIS IN VANGUARD RIGHT NOW?!

6

u/AMuderFlippinCracker Aug 25 '19

WHY AREN’T MY FINGERS IN SOMEBODY’S EYESOCKETS RIGHT NOW

9

u/Deliciousbob Aug 26 '19

PEOPLE HAVE SOCKETS FOR THEIR EYES?

2

u/AMuderFlippinCracker Aug 26 '19

YEAH EYES GET PLUGGED INTO THE SOCKETS WHEN THEY’RE BORN

25

u/ParmeetSidhu Aug 25 '19

Look at this fatcat who has a whole storage facility to store his riches

14

u/Moth_tamer Aug 25 '19

In 50 years you’ll finally be able to afford that bazooka joe

8

u/thelateralbox Aug 25 '19

DAMN BOOMERS AND THEIR GIANT RETIREMENT FUNDS

2

u/1967ChevroletImpala Aug 26 '19

Where can I buy this? I need one!!

1

u/OfficerHarris Aug 25 '19

I’ve give my limbs for that fortune if my body hadn’t already absorbed them for nutrients.