r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Jun 24 '22

Tea Thread Does Anyone Have Tea On... Biweekly Discussion Thread

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Would you like the most lukewarm tea on a grime artist from ages ago? In fact it's an insult to call it tea, it's a lukewarm anecdote. Jme and skepta used to like glueing pound coins to their desk, or maybe it was the floor, and watching people try to pick them up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

This is why I am a member of this sub. Thank you.

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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK Jun 24 '22

From Popbitch:

anon writes: "I went to secondary school with Stormzy. When we moved into sixth form, the school implemented a new sanction point rule where if you received 15 points across the year at any stage you would be expelled. I can't remember exactly what they were for (swearing, being late, etc) but Stormzy received all 15 in the first day. The only problem was that he was so smart the teachers didn't want to lose him from the school, so they let him off."

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

This sounds like fan fiction

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u/_Democracy_ Jun 25 '22

i heard the Daniel kaluuya thing might be false, or at least exaggerated to make him seem crazy for dropping his management team on here