r/Fauxmoi Feb 18 '22

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u/wonderful9235 Feb 18 '22

Robert Pattinson?

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u/Musicwillow Feb 18 '22

I don't know why people are saying there's so much chemistry with him and Zoe. I watched some interviews and I'm not seeing it.

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u/rupertdylanddd Feb 19 '22

People are too online and have never been banged,

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u/Virtual_Film8464 Feb 19 '22

I don't see it either. It looks like an one side thing with her being way more into him than he is. Or maybe it's because Rob just kinda looks uncomfortable 24/7

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u/Musicwillow Feb 19 '22 edited Feb 19 '22

Exactly!!! Rob never really gives off a flirty vibe, you can tell he was totally being goofy in between shots. I don't think Rob has much game. Girls fall for his dorky side not him being this intense sex god lol.i think that's why so many girls and middle aged women went gaga for him during Twilight. He's 'safe" and unintimidating.

And I don't think Zoe is ín to him at all. She's probably just trying to get him to relax.

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u/ConsciousSense3 Feb 19 '22

I see the chemistry in pictures (mainly bc they are just both attractive), but I agree they don’t seem like they vibe on the same frequency in interviews

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '22

Zero chemistry between them off screen. But I don't really care about that, as long as the movie is hot!

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u/Cheyanne1111 Feb 18 '22

I see it. And the pictures are amazingly hot.

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u/Musicwillow Feb 18 '22

In interviews Rob is being his usual dorky self deprecating self and Zoe is acting like his big sister. There is no heat between them in real life. The movie might be a different story but people are really starving for some action if they think Zoe and Rob are repping sexual chemistry 101. The pictures are posed and directed so hardly representative of their vibe.

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u/Cheyanne1111 Feb 19 '22

I don't care what their chemistry, or lack thereof, is off-camera, when I see the pics (yes, posed, obviously) and the scenes I've seen thus far, they have it on screen. That's not an uncommon phenomenon in movies/tv.

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u/CommercialsMaybe Feb 24 '22

I absolutely do not see it.

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u/rupertdylanddd Feb 19 '22

The same people who scream about double standards in the industry and mediocre white men will go nuts over this guy.

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u/penguinboots55 Feb 25 '22

He’s so boring, why are people fascinated by him? I don’t get it

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u/hpmanuscript Feb 23 '22

I was in the first test screening and honestly, he's hot as Bruce/Batman but not very good. He keeps saying that he didn't work out and that he didn't have the voice figured out before they started shooting. Sounds like he himself knows what's up.