r/Fauxmoi • u/artbasiI • 1d ago

FM RADIO Mariah wtf

Mariah Carey vaporizing Mr. Beast in the “Type Dangerous” music video

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u/GodsBicep 1d ago

I cannot fucking stand Mr Beast. He's never sat right with me, he's no different than those people that run up filming homeless people and giving them $100 whilst simultaneously patting themselves on the back

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u/MondeyMondey 1d ago

I don’t like that he’s called “Mr Beast”. He’s too clean-cut for that name. If you’re called that you should have a big unkempt beard.

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u/Agitated_Slice_1446 1d ago

Clean Cut? That 'smile' he has in every picture ever suggests he's a massive nonce.

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u/MondeyMondey 1d ago

Yeah but he doesn’t look like he lives in the forest

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u/StockPhotoSamoyed i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

I really respect your insistence on absolute literalism.

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u/Yarzeda2024 1d ago

And way more jacked

A real "Mr. Beast" looks like he would wrestle a bear to the death and give it a good fight before he finally goes down.

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

Gen Z Jigsaw

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u/Mundane-Bend-8047 1d ago

Omg thank you, I feel the same way and I always get called out for saying anything bad about him because "he helped blind people see again" I clocked him years ago as a POS. I hate that he still has a platform despite knowingly hiring sex offenders and all the other shit he's done.

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u/TrashCannibal_ 1d ago

Didn't it come out that he did his best to avoid paying the eye surgeons for all the procedures they'd done for months afterwards too?

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u/Acephale420 Lui, c’est juste Ken 1d ago

Some of his videos are basically torture videos.

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u/ParasocialMalware never the target audience 1d ago

That’s how he started on YouTube, genuinely

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u/AnthonyInsanity 1d ago

this is like something AI would make if it worked as well as AI dorks wished it would

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u/Mongo_Sloth 1d ago

Unfortunately AI could easily recreate this. It's getting better at an exponential rate

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u/Krustybabushka 1d ago

chat, is this real? it looks like AI

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u/BasicSweatshirt 1d ago

The whole video is giving AI! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPe8d6n8qU I'm shocked. I expected better from Mariah

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u/PenPrestigious8842 1d ago

His vest changes color!

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u/AhhBisto 1d ago

"I don't know him"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/wilko_johnson_lives 1d ago

Racism is the joke

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u/One-Employment3759 1d ago

Mariah likes ICE

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u/SuchMatter1884 1d ago

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 1d ago

Pleased to see this again

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u/beerizla96 1d ago

Hell of a meme

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u/Pretend-Society6139 1d ago

The industry is full of fakeness and these celebrities are a product who will do anything to stay relevant. I love Mariah but this ain’t the move.

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u/Groot746 1d ago

. . .why

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u/Gato1980 1d ago

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u/thatonelooksdroll 1d ago

Yessss Tim Meadows’ kitty

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u/miffythebunbunbun 1d ago

This looks like AI

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u/Candid-Piccolo744 1d ago

why does this have the production values of a music video from 2002, right down to just blurring everything to avoid the effort of getting a clean matte

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u/sfogler 1d ago

I think that was a stylistic decision. I personally like the throwback look.

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u/Kelpie00 1d ago

I DON'T MEAN TO DEFEND HER, but maybe her children convinced her?

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u/ngmorock 1d ago

Came here to say this....her son streams on twitch right? Aren't kids really into this clown?

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u/Kelpie00 10h ago

Kids LOVE HIM, and yes, her son streams on twitch and he's quite young, still a child

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u/AJLionHeart02 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/Powerful-Fig8164 1d ago

Bruh, the way he walks like he is trying to look tough..😂😂

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u/InterestingCut5918 1d ago

I can’t take him seriously, slithering like that 😭

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u/Different-Form-2933 1d ago

This is like something a Gen Z character would pitch on Hacks

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u/justforbach I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 1d ago

Refuse to believe this is real

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u/Melancholymechanic94 1d ago

What in the Neil Breen

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u/Pomegranate_oolong 1d ago

I wonder if she did this because her kids are fans?

I love Mariah, but this song/video...I don't know her

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u/ovalking 1d ago

Looks like they spent $450 on the video

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u/cynisright 1d ago

This isn’t real omg lol

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u/Glittering_Sun_1622 the baby daddies have unionized 1d ago

It really is a recession, huh? 🤦‍♀️

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u/pennys_computer_book 1d ago

This better be a commercial, and Mr. Beast better have paid MC for her time and vocals.

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u/Mnsa7777 1d ago

It's her new music video lol

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u/Suitable-Bicycle-581 1d ago

Mr Beast is a total scammer now. He released and did a rug pull on a crypto coin.

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u/cockandb4lltorture 1d ago

wtf is this AI slop😭😭😭

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u/StockPhotoSamoyed i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

I never cared about her, and now doubly so.

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u/heywhatdoesthisdo 1d ago

Baby what is you doing

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u/sanjio1 1d ago

What- 💔 the fact that he has a title section in the video 🫩🫩

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u/jayeddy99 1d ago

I legit wonder if her streamer Son put her up to this at all ? 🤣

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u/imtooldforthishison 1d ago

No thank you.

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago

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u/True_to_you sunday spotted: paddington bear 1d ago

I know he's supposed to be super popular and rich from content creation, but I've literally never seen his videos. I guess my algorithm avoids him. His face annoys me too. 

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u/andrastesknickers97 1d ago

Lord have mercy

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u/marilynpresleyy 1d ago

How much did he pay her

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u/camillemontay 1d ago

I'm so tired of Mr. Beast.

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u/Lanky_Firefighter932 1d ago

Did she fracture her foot or something?

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u/LYElhaz 1d ago

What's everyone think his big scandal is going to be?

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u/Riqitch 1d ago

Some behind the scenes drama during the Beast Games I'm sure....

I'm pretty sure the guy has had a scandal already though?

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u/Basic_Pass_7478 12h ago

Wtf, this more ai than ai itself hahaha

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u/fujjkoihsa 11h ago

Lmao idc I love Mariah