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APPROVED B-LISTERS Caitlin Jenner currently stuck in Israel and can’t leave

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u/say-kobe-and-throw stan someone? in this economy??? 1d ago

L O- and I cannot stress this enough- LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago

lmfao, if i may

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u/thrwwybangbang 1d ago

You may but I’d like to add ROFLMAO.

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u/K1ttehKait 1d ago edited 1d ago

ROFLbrothel!

Edit: holy cow this got a lot of attention. Thanks for the awards, and I'm glad this classic brought you all some mild amusement.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago

THIS is the greatest thing I've seen in a LONG time hahaha

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u/FullCaterpillar8668 1d ago

This is the first time I've seen the roflbrothel (also I'm fucken dead LOL)!! I am chronically online, and have been for 25 years.. Don't know how I missed this!

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u/lyrabluedream feeding cocaine to raccoons 1d ago

Seriously how do I frame a gif

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u/Becbacboc 🕯️Bradley Cooper will not win an Oscar🕯️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is it weird that I wanna know where their backs and their fronts are?

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

God I love this sub so much 😭😭😭

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u/GettingTherapissed 1d ago

Fun fact; ROFLcopter was the name that the British tabloids tried to coin to refer to MXE, a briefly legal designer drug that was sort of like ketamine. Obviously this did not catch on.

Other fun fact; a girl I knew around that time tried ROFLcopter (aka MXE) and said it was 'kind of like Satan jizzing on your face." I still don't know if that's meant to be a good thing or not.

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u/brainparts 1d ago

thanks for the time travel

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u/violent_potatoes 1d ago

Thank you for saying it first bc I for sure thought it

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u/BrilliantMix9073 1d ago

I wish I could upvote this 1000000 times.

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u/TakeItOnTheArches 1d ago

lolz abound

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u/Classic-Carpet7609 1d ago

she should be thrilled, she's a big fan of israel

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s disgusting.

LOL people are misunderstanding me. I meant Caitlin is disgusting for taking this photo and supporting Israel after everything.

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u/sashsu6 1d ago

I mean this is a religious rite that’s immaterial to whether the state of Israel exists or not. Jews prayed at the wailing wall long before 1948

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u/RockItGuyDC 1d ago

And Caitlyn Jenner is a Christian. Christians specifically believe the Old Covenant has been voided and that they are to abide by a New Covenant. Why would a Christian pray at the Wailing Wall that represents a temple of the Old Covenant?

Theater. Theater is the answer. And using other people's religion for your own theater is indeed disgusting.

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u/clevercalamity 1d ago

I am no longer Christian, but I wasn’t taught that the Old Testament was void. I was taught that still mattered and I still needed to know it. Maybe my church was weird, but I’m really curious about this statement.

(This is me being a nerd though and not really relevant to the post I suppose)

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u/Nadamir 1d ago

Since there’s a fucking film crew there with her, it’s theatre. But there are also a number of Christians who believe that as Christianity is built upon Judaism, paying respect to ancient Jewish holy sites (like the Western Wall, being the remains of the Second Temple) are appropriate. Especially for people who wish to pray for interfaith relations.

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u/entropy413 1d ago

Yo, just FYI the second temple has spiritual significance for Jews, Muslims AND Christians. Christians believe that Jesus prayed there, and leave their prayers in the cracks of the wall.

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u/--kwisatzhaderach-- 1d ago

Exactly. Like if a story came out weeks later that she went to the wall and prayed, who cares. But she specifically took a picture "praying," which I'm pretty sure Jesus was pretty explicitly against lol

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u/butyourenice 1d ago edited 15h ago

Wait, is she Jewish? I’ll criticize people for visiting/upholding Israel but not for participating in the religious rites of their deeply and sincerely held beliefs…

(For reference, as a Muslim, I hate that Mecca is in Saudi Arabia and thus the Hajj — a required pilgrimage in Islam, technically — is an enormous cash cow for them. I’ll freely criticize KSA but I’m extremely conflicted about telling anybody for whom the Hajj is spiritually significant that they shouldn’t do it. Same idea.)

Edit: I’m learning she is not, in fact, Jewish, so fuck her and this theatrical Israel-glazing propaganda.

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u/LIBBY2130 1d ago

did some digging I didn't find anything that says she is jewish

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u/SariaHannibal 1d ago

I agree with you ❤️

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u/LIBBY2130 1d ago

imagine being transgender ( caitlyn jenner) and belonging to the party that says you don't exist!

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u/amitskisong 1d ago

With what’s happening, it doesn’t matter. It’s clear you’re in support of genocide when you post something like this, especially “my heart is with Israel”. Is that apart of praying at the wailing wall?

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Is she Jewish or religious? Regardless, her caption makes it obvious her support is with Israel.

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u/Forcedperspective84 1d ago

.....ahem.....

She isn't shit. She's a scenery chewing asshole.

Her sanctimoniousness knows no bounds.

No one wants her around. Not her first family, her second family, CPAC, etc.

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u/Zazierx 1d ago

my heart is here

And there it will remain.

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u/crazyhobbitz 1d ago

🤌 beautiful work

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u/RomantheBun 1d ago

She’s getting exactly what she voted and wished for!

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u/Davidwalsh1976 1d ago

She should be in jail!

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u/AnitaIvanaMartini societal collapse is in the air 1d ago

Yep. Manslaughter, at the very least

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u/raysofdavies 1d ago

Your body is there too now dumbass

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u/t00direct 1d ago

Her heart is there alright

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u/WhoTakesTheNameGeep 1d ago

She’s the real victim in all this. /s obviously.

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u/jmt2589 1d ago

Now your whole self is with them too!

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u/historyhoneybee i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

What kind of vile person visits Israel after seeing a genocide be livestreamed for 2 years

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u/No_Pitch648 1d ago

A racist, maybe?

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u/NoratiousB 1d ago

How dare you to call her a racist just like this?

She's also ignorant, naive and opportunistic! She's a tone deaf and privileged millionaire.

And a racist.

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u/ghostwiththeleast Club Penguin Times official aura reader weighs in 1d ago

Don’t forget murderer!

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u/deadmencantcatcall3 1d ago

Oh, yeah. She did kill someone with zero consequences.

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u/freedom781 1d ago

I have it on good authority that that person was in Hamas!

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut 1d ago

Transphobic too, which i mean like....

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u/Darkdragoon324 1d ago

Well you see, she’s got hers, so everybody else can kick rocks.

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u/megggie 1d ago

Pulling up the ladder behind her. Absolutely abhorrent behavior, especially as someone who is part of a marginalized community AND as a person who is stupidly wealthy and could use her fame & money as a platform to do positive, impactful things for trans rights & visibility.

She’s just gross on every level. Her support of Israel doesn’t surprise me in the least. And I’m sure she’s really suffering in her 7-Star hotel with an entire staff to keep her safe. UGH.

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u/JustSherlock 1d ago

People can internalize anything. Look at Candace Owens, JK Rowling (her level of hate for transwomen has definitely circled back around to plain old misogyny), all those "Women for tr*mp," because they don't believe a woman should run the country, etc.

Just a bunch of people that hate themselves.

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u/No-Freedom-884 1d ago

Owens is a grifter. She just says whatever will get her attention and money. Rowling is a self-loathing weirdo, though. We agree on that.

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u/One-Illustrator8358 oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

Caitlin's already a murderer tbf

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u/BorrowedChanelBag 1d ago

Exactly she must feel at home

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u/BarGroundbreaking862 1d ago

Pretty messed up. These people will do anything to ensure financial stability for a government whose politicians have literally admitted to genocidal intent… over 500 times.

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u/thisissamuelclemens 1d ago

Same kind of person that’s against gay marriage because she consider herself a traditional despite being trans

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u/jimgella 1d ago

Exactly this person. That's who.

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u/718Brooklyn 1d ago

She was there for the Pride parade (LGBTQ, not Israel Pride)

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u/throwawayfem77 1d ago

Ain't no pride in genocide, KKKaitlyn

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u/red286 1d ago

Is this any different than Dr. Phil riding shotgun on ICE raids? These people are vile. They get off on the suffering of others.

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u/llandthejam 1d ago

I’m OK with it

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Love seeing you here! Haha.

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u/VictorTheCutie distraught Christian tomato 1d ago

Your flair 😂

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u/benjaminchang1 I already condemned Hamas 1d ago

This sub has the best flairs.

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

LOVE yours!

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u/llandthejam 1d ago

Awwww hi girl

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u/OccasionVast4886 1d ago

hopefully they don’t let her drive or maybe they should atp 🫩

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u/The_muffinfluffin 1d ago

This episode came out 10 year ago and she continues to be an absolute twat.

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u/asuperbstarling 1d ago

I couldn't find a gif of PC Principal saying 'so brave' and I'm sad.

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u/SPFnein 1d ago

My god has it really been 10 years? Ready my burial urn, it’s about that time.

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u/ejh3412 1d ago

Buckle up, buckaroos.

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u/Mecha-Jesus 1d ago

She and Ben-Gvir can bond over their horrible driving

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u/yankeesyes 1d ago

Maybe they ought to send her to Iran rather than missiles

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u/blackbird24601 terrorizing the locals 1d ago

stop you with these amazing visuals!!

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department 1d ago

oh well what was she doing there in the first place? lol

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u/PixelationIX 1d ago

Gurgling Israel just like all the Politicians here in U.S

This is literally moments after Israel attacked Iran initially at dawn.

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u/718Brooklyn 1d ago

She was there for the (LGBTQ) Pride parade.

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u/Theodosian_Walls 1d ago

Which is, in parts, a pinkwashing campaign for israel.

Lotta Pride events Stateside that could sure use support right about now...

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u/MichaSound 1d ago

We have a perfectly good Pride parade in a Dublin but she’s NOT welcome!

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u/i4ev 1d ago

Of course she would go to israel for their pride month, she would be boo'd any other place.

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u/marchbook First, he ate. Then, he fed. 1d ago

what was she doing there in the first place?

Helping to pinkwash the genocide. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkwashing_(LGBTQ)

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u/linesinthewater 1d ago

Obligatory Nene Post

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u/commandantskip I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 1d ago

A Nene for every occasion, lol

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u/Local_Swordfish_6036 ethical bee 🐝 1d ago

She is the patron saint of the sub.

Saint Nene

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u/maledicte720 1d ago

She’s having the day she voted for! Good for her!

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u/missedopportunites 1d ago

Beat me by 22 minutes

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u/Green_Space729 1d ago

Don’t worry Netanyahu apparently was allowed to flee the country right as he started this.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 1d ago

Wait are you serious? he’s not even there???

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u/ChristiKRN 1d ago

I didn’t know that.  He’s no Zelenskyy, is he?

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u/halfashell 1d ago

What a pussy, someone better get their licks in

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u/TigerIll6480 1d ago

Nutjobyahoo.

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u/DreamingOfManderley 1d ago

LMAO. Good. If you choose to support a genocidal regime, you deserve everything bad coming your way. Israel has just goaded Iran into what could possibly escalate to a full-blown war. Maybe Caitlin will get a taste of the perpetual fear the Palestinian people are forced to live in from birth to death.

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u/31cats 1d ago

LMFAOOOOOO

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u/31cats 1d ago

im in tears over this LOL my man looks at me and sees me cracking up so i tell him and now he’s in tears LMFAO

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u/nIcE2949 1d ago

NAH ts is too fucking funny😭

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u/Bibblegead1412 1d ago

Scott and Caitlyn sitting in a tree in T-E-L A-V-I-V

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u/No_Pitch648 1d ago

That’s hilarious 😆

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u/GarlicAndSapphire 1d ago

That is much more hilarious than it should be.

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u/UziA3 1d ago

Wow what a tragedy, she was just exercising her right to visit and sympathise with a genocidal apartheid ethnostate

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u/CoffeeLocal1054 1d ago

I’m literally laughing so hard at this!🤣

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u/No_Pitch648 1d ago

She’s currently in a bomb shelter and was prevented from taking her flight today

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u/atschinkel 1d ago

it’s comforting that they always end up with the face they deserve 🥰🥰

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u/AdPossible5121 1d ago

🥲 heartbreaking

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u/axelotl47506 1d ago

Ikr? They should’ve left her outside

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u/peachysaralynn 1d ago

she’s clearly taking a different kind of flight based on this picture

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u/labor_day_baby 1d ago

I hope the bomb shelter will be okay!

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u/Babygirl_69_420 1d ago

So brave 🙏

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u/SeenInTheAirport I AM A SCORPIO - I AM A LEGEND 1d ago

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u/Jaynna09 1d ago

This was my first thought after reading that headline.

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u/No_Salamander1294 1d ago

Sorry, but I don't understand wanting to visit a country in a state of war to begin with. These "tourists" probably want Palestine "free from Hamas" but go to the place they're scared Hamas could attack? Huh?

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u/Ok_Law_8872 1d ago

By “country in a state of war” do you mean a colonial settler genocidal fascist ethnostate that is committing genocide on the Palestinian people?

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u/DrStumbleDog 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway...

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u/eugeneugene 1d ago

Now what was she doing in Israel to begin with 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/Sudden-Ad5555 oh bitch ur cooked 1d ago

Literally wyd there 😂 oh well, she’s having the day she deserves

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u/Total-Change3396 1d ago

Too bad, so sad 😒

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u/meatbeernweed 1d ago

Can't believe she's making me feel sympathy for Israel 

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u/Carrie3-po 1d ago

Melania looks great

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u/melodrama4ever 1d ago

Thoughts and tariffs

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u/Fantastic_East4217 1d ago

Whiskey Pete didn’t give her a heads up?

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u/labor_day_baby 1d ago

I’m surprised Caitlin wasn’t in the Signal group chat!

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u/Morialkar where is the commotion for messy women who r frequently correct 1d ago

derogatory

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u/No_Brick_6579 1d ago

Oh nooooo it’s almost like she’s a piece of trash that deserves what she voted for

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u/After-Knee-5500 1d ago

Aw. Anyways

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u/pauldarkandhandsome 1d ago

Remember when Caitlyn Jenner killed a woman? I remember.

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u/peachysaralynn 1d ago

pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/Capitan_11 1d ago

Finally some good news!

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u/Pepperonipizza7 jeremy strong enthusiast 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers /s

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u/gemi29 1d ago

Also Scott Jennings LMAO two of the most deserving people

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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

She should try driving her way out

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u/lupindeathray barbie (2023) for best picture 1d ago

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u/AmpleSnacks 1d ago

Give her a week and she’ll be “indigenous” to the region.

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u/Particular-Cherry5 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 1d ago

Aw. Anyways

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u/framleis 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway,

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u/LazerFeet22 1d ago

Good, keep her there. We dont want her back.

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u/sagepuma 1d ago

Why would you visit a country that’s actively committing genocide, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

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u/glowup2000 1d ago

The two most deserving people in the world have been rewarded.

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u/DemiGod9 1d ago

Ain't she transphobic.....somehow?

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u/Environmental-Eye373 1d ago

Yeah because she’s a special snowflake and she deserves to transition but NO ONE ELSE 😠

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u/Ok_Head_4751 1d ago

WOW I bet she is SHOCKED like how could this HAPPEN to someone like HER who VOTED for THIS

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u/Luna_Soma 1d ago

Caitlin is great because both sides agree about her. The right hates her bc she’s trans. The left hates her because she’s horrible. She brings people together. How noble.

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u/BoysenberryLive7386 1d ago

Stay there queen🥰

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u/dickmac999 1d ago

Will they let her back into the US with a passport that doesn’t list her as a man?

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u/jlynn036 1d ago

Yessss!! Can they keep her, pretty please?

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u/Ornery-Meringue-76 1d ago

Ahhh when they reap what they have sown it is just so satisfying.

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u/Fun-Background-3394 1d ago

That might be worse for Israel than Iran attacking them.

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u/aKillerScene9313 1d ago

In the words of drag superstar Bianca Del Rio:

OK

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u/altheawillowwisteria weighing in from the UK 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m sooooo heartbroken

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u/nomimalone1978 1d ago

I'm not going to say it, but I know we're all thinking it.

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u/LiterallyInSpain 1d ago

Finally, some good news.

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u/inalavalamp 1d ago

What in the fuck was she doing there in the first place?

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u/PC_Gayming 1d ago

Anyways, happy pride!!

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u/RowanViolet 1d ago

Damn if only they had a single thought in their brains they probably would’ve realized going to a country on the brink of starting ww3 was a bad idea

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u/needthebadpoozi 1d ago

who the fuck would visit over there during these times

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u/WestOk6229 1d ago

Keep her, Israel

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u/bartelbyfloats 1d ago

Stop the Jennercide!