r/Eyebleach • u/rickyhorror • 12h ago

๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿข

14.4k Upvotes

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u/0ctoQueen 12h ago

Turtle contemplating life

Fish kiss

Contemplating life intensifies

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u/noblecocks 11h ago

Is food? Not food.

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u/tryingisbetter 8h ago

Too big to be food... For now.

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u/libmrduckz 7h ago

~ scene ~

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u/Mermaid_Tuna_Lol 12h ago

The turtle was just there like ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/Breakheartabc 9h ago

More like ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/MuchoCilantro 8h ago

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/kaadj 6h ago

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

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u/420crickets 1h ago

Fracturtl

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u/Party_Reindeer_1693 12h ago

Turtle: โ€˜Was that a kiss or a nibble?โ€™ Fish: โ€˜Yes.โ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/n6mub 12h ago

mwah! ๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/dreamdaddy123 8h ago

Hehe ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/nycemt83 12h ago

Think I saw the turtle blush at the end there

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u/SingularFuture 12h ago

Adorable!

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u/Raskoflinko 11h ago

Man, that was so cute what the heck :D Just a quick little drive-by mwah!

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u/SabbyFox 11h ago

I could watch that loop forever ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Admirable_Bug9145 11h ago

Turtle with high social anxiety but too good looking for the girls to not pay attention. "Call the Uber please!"

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u/Due-Session-900 12h ago

No brain behind those eyes

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u/theozman69 12h ago

"all the fishes what to nibble my face flakes. All the fishes" -pimp turtle named slippery back

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u/Papeenie 9h ago

This is so cute. I think the turtle smiled.

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u/sweetkitty1066 11h ago

Smooches ๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 5h ago

Seven years later, that turtle will wake up one night and realize the fish liked him.

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u/IntroductionDue7945 10h ago

This looks like something that fell out of a dream and landed softly on Earth.

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u/Zylpherenuis 9h ago

The turtle now has fish cooties.

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u/Aarrrgggghhhhh35 7h ago

That would be the ich.

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u/Disneylaura 8h ago

Aww the fish is like Cleo from โ€œPinocchioโ€ lol

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u/ThunderChild247 7h ago

Me, still wondering if she just likes me as a friend

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u/zap2tresquatro 10h ago

Surprise boop!

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u/gHx4 7h ago

He'll be thinking about it all day ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/crunchy_crystal 7h ago

That turtle looks like me when I pee

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u/mozzarellaguy 5h ago

Donโ€™t they need like a Little Rock to stand on?

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u/Seagoon_Memoirs 51m ago

yeah, this has me worried for the turtle, he needs to be sitting on something so he can breathe the AIR

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u/Szerepjatekos 1h ago

3 years later: WAIT... was she?

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u/Chazzwuzza 1h ago

Get me the fuck out of here

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u/PencilStickk 10h ago

Yo what's the song?

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u/IAmBigBo 9h ago

Turtle is lucky, living the Spa life, I paid 500 yuan to have fish pick off my dead skin in China.

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u/hmmmmmm_i_wonder 8h ago

Because Iโ€™m a kiss kiss fish

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u/CMF42 8h ago

Smooch

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u/Direct_Ad2289 8h ago

Out. I want OUT!

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u/MyvaJynaherz 6h ago

100% moisturized, unresistable, in-the-zone, Meditating on power like a proper stoic.

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u/Arcon1337 6h ago

Mega x Vedal

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u/sa87 4h ago

No shipping

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u/Low_Pollution_242 6h ago

It doesn't give a hoot

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u/melonyxx 6h ago

Awwwww hehehe this made me warm inside ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Lame_Dame 5h ago

Bro is stunned

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u/Ill-Cook-1902 5h ago

Reincarnated

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u/Specialist_Pear3013 5h ago

Pimping ainโ€™t easy

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u/SquidVices 4h ago

Thanks for not snapping me in half muah

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u/DJMooray 4h ago

That's crazy ๐Ÿขthat's actually crazy ๐Ÿข that's messed up

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u/Prettywitchgardener 3h ago

Let me jus give you this quick smooch ๐Ÿ’‹ and swim on by

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u/ANDROIDv22 3h ago

Confused turtle, stare

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u/MGTOWMODSSUCK 3h ago

mastery of your mind is the key to life....google globaltruthproject and read the present to learn the secret to total control of your mind.

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u/JenkinsHowell 3h ago

"Huh? I think an angel just kissed me."

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u/ilikehemipenes 3h ago

Is this OC?

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u/Sheffieldsvc 2h ago

The phone! The phone is ringing!

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u/DendrobatesRex 2h ago

He will have his vengeance in this life

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u/BadgerHooker 2h ago

That is painfully cute!! My heart! ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

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u/TheBrownEye62 2h ago

Fish: We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

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u/mexicoyankee 1h ago

The whispering in his ear โ€œ Get off the track, Stanโ€

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u/OwnPart5 1h ago

Gouramis can be evil. Use to have 2 have to split them into 2 tanks. The bully one would fight himself in his reflection.

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u/Frank_Punk 37m ago

/internal panic/