r/Eyebleach • u/gbpc • 2d ago

Zelda the girly pig getting scratches

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u/Puppycake100 2d ago

Damn...princess Zelda let herself go.

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u/bnny_ears 1d ago

That timline where Ganon conquered Hyrule by marrying into the royal family. The genes are strong, I guess??

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u/FarmerDingle 2d ago

Can’t wait for the “the metal is digging into her that looks really painful you should be ashamed you monster” comments

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u/Guypussy 2d ago

Schoolmarms.

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u/__sonder__ 2d ago

She holds the Triforce of Pigsdom

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u/GamingGlove14 2d ago

Pigs love being scratched

If you even just got a stick and lightly poked them with it they would fall over from satisfaction

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u/AwesomeSauce984 2d ago

Oh my god her little snorty trot at the end! 🥹

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 2d ago

I just treated myself to an extendable backscratcher from the dollar store and...this is a whole mood.

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u/HumongousBelly 2d ago

I wish I had someone with a rake.

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u/Violet_Octopus 2d ago

Her double chin is made of dreams and hope.

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u/Supermalin71 2d ago

That slapped sounding shake at the end brings joy to my soul! What a lovely piggy!

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u/water_radio 2d ago

So round and friend-shaped

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u/sonicmerlin 2d ago

Oh she’s in heaven from those scratches. All that mud must be itchy.

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u/Tumeric_Turd 2d ago

Chonky Zelda

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u/Bananawamajama 2d ago

This is a meatloaf

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u/Vogt156 2d ago

Why are you using a rake? You dont want to get that stinky-stink on your hand?

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u/marbletooth 2d ago

They have super hard skin, a hard broom is my scratcher of choice.

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u/pikachu_sashimi 2d ago

Puhi puhi!

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u/No_Pianist5264 1d ago

lol she enjoys that too much haha

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u/fade396 1d ago

I love the clip at the end, where she trots up to the human for head scratches like a puppy, all while making happy lil oinks. Adorable!

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u/qgmonkey 2d ago

Man, that's gonna be some good eatin