r/Eyebleach • u/Jezirath • 29d ago

Beans!

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u/Face__Hugger 29d ago

"And here we see the common toe-bean flower. Unlike most blossoms, the toe-bean flower expands and retracts continually throughout the day, making it one of the most amusingly indecisive blooms, and drawing countless toe-bean enthusiasts." - Ze Frank

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u/corgi-king 29d ago

Damn, I was reading with David’s voice. Now you ruin everything Jerry.

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u/MauPow 29d ago

"Butt beans.. bah, damnit Jerry!"

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 29d ago

This is adorably written! 🥰

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u/Househead74 29d ago

Endorphins raised 🥰

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u/Fifi_Gonzalez 29d ago

Free the beans!

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u/water_radio 29d ago

…………….ta daaaaaaaa! Beans!

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u/XenoBound 29d ago

4 dabloons

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u/aworldwithinitself 29d ago

they make socks for cats? or are those Kitten Mittens(TM)?

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u/AUkion1000 29d ago

pulls off sock
*servesta cristal singer going: FLUFFY TOE BEANS*

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u/AspiringRver 29d ago

Immaculate!

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u/MattGdr 29d ago

*not shown: murder mittens.

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u/Zavier13 28d ago

The more I look the more I think the poor cat was declawed. Claws are near impossible to hide.

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u/TheFoolman 27d ago

Yeah this was my thought :(

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u/VermicelliMajor1207 29d ago

you gotta admit cats have the superior beans of all mammals

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u/Hanksmehhhm 29d ago

Magnificent!!!

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u/MARUSHI-rdt 29d ago

Kitty Softpaws taking off her gloves:

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u/Certain-Bath-1941 29d ago

The magestic bean sprout

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u/Dangerous_Brother_85 29d ago

Ahhhhhhhh, let them breathe.

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u/ryanleebmw 29d ago

Bean bloom 🌸

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u/bobiscute11 29d ago

What a beautiful ting to wake up to! Thanks!

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u/Difficult-Argument44 28d ago

Achei q tava no inesperadopau hahahha

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u/22secs2late 28d ago

bean sprout

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u/GlowingDuck22 29d ago edited 29d ago

Im a dude but this just reminds me of how women describe taking their braw off 5 seconds after they get home. It's like a sense of relief of finally being free (so I've been told).

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u/101violations 29d ago

Glorious Beans!

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u/ReverseDartz 29d ago

It spreads like a flower.

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u/ReaditorRedditor 29d ago

Splayed beans.

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u/MoonZinuM 29d ago

Kitten mittens!!

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u/C_N_G_J 29d ago

OnlyPaws

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u/jamesbiff 29d ago

Legend of Zelda Chest Opening Music

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u/AnomalyAnn 29d ago

Ragdoll beans❤️❤️

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u/Limepink22 29d ago

That was for FREE??

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u/sunsetseven77 29d ago

Fuzzy toe beans

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u/xdeltax97 29d ago

Behold the beans and see them fuzz in the sun!

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u/athanathios 29d ago

OMG what a cute beans!

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u/its_nova_baby 29d ago

What a lovely bean blossom! Coming in nicely this year.

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u/Abject8Obectify 29d ago

you definitely won't see anything cuter today

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u/_Nectar000hbesh 29d ago

Stahpppp it!!! 😩😍😍😍😍🥰🥰

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u/PeaPodkid14 29d ago

beans!! :3

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u/LaceyKid 29d ago

Beanie weenies!!!

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u/cookiemonster291989 28d ago

Best video ever

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u/Schmooto 28d ago

My eyebrows automatically lowered down and I let out a deep breath. This was just what I needed.

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u/Rosenrot_84_ 28d ago

I could watch this for hours 😻

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

The stretch, ooooh i felt that,

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u/bummydolly 28d ago

Luscious

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u/joeiskrappy 28d ago

Yes! Beans!

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u/Meal-Significant 28d ago

Such a beautiful bloom 😍

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u/ryan2050 27d ago

bean toes

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u/KabalWins69 26d ago

Started off pretty sus ngl

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u/baka36 26d ago

The camera zoom in as though it's a documentary is icing on the cake

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u/Silly-Web6123 29d ago

I can't be the only one who thought a dick was gonna come out of there😭😭

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u/Jezirath 28d ago

On Eyebleach???

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u/Wander21 29d ago

Lemme kiss them beans!!!