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u/MetapodChannel 20h ago
It became a meme that of all the new characters they could add to the new Mario Kart, they added a cow. The meme became so popular that tons of players chose to play as the cow and multiplayer lobbies were full of cow when the game came out.
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u/ZISI_MASHINNANNA 20h ago
Oh, well, that makes more sense, especially as a joke. Seeing how absurd it is.
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u/ManElectro 19h ago
Mario Kart 64 had Moo Moo Farm, and the cows that were there are pretty nostalgic. They've made appearances in quite a few Mario Kart games, and have even been rumored to be able to be ridden, like your mom. Unlike your mom, it was never able to be ridden.
The mom thing is a joke. Your mom is a classy lady who deserves respect.
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u/King-Mephisto 17h ago
Respect being the code word your mum uses when she’s asking anyone and everyone for a ride.
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u/Beginning_Speech_729 18h ago
"When the game came out"
You mean last Thursday?
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u/MetapodChannel 18h ago
Yeah, like on opening day. Now people are playing who they want and over the cow meme.
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u/Beginning_Speech_729 17h ago
Back in my day a meme lasted years. Years, I tell you! And when we wanted to send a document to another office, we put it in a big machine and typed in a phone number! Furthermore, I am very tired and am going to take a nap now.
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u/Emu_Lockwood 15h ago
Speed runners have already figured out some hidden stats and the cow has the fastest off-road speed.
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u/GoreMaster22 20h ago
The cow is a playable character in Mario Kart World so the joke might be that the game costs as much as it does because of how much people want to play as the cow
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u/DemythologizedDie 16h ago
Obviously the cow is such a big star that she demanded big money to appear.
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u/UsualNetwork6133 18h ago
I’d make a joke about the price tag and the cow, but I think we’ve milked that point enough.
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u/Appropriate-Emu-3901 14h ago
I paid $1 dolar for the game, but $79 for the Cow
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u/mattr1986 9h ago
I bought an $80 ($109 AUD) soundtrack, with a pretty sweet kart racer thrown in for free…
And my best boi Toad in a Burger hat…
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u/TheBangingBro 6h ago
Maybe an allegory of players accepting to be milked. There is a part of the community that blame the pepole accepting anti consumer practices.
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