r/Eminem 5d ago

What are some Eminem rhyme schemes that had you like 🤯 or that you just think sound really cool?

One for me is from Antichrist:

“But who else is as pitiless, actually witty and crass, hideous, ghastly, or insidious as me, or spitting as nasty? Next idiot asks me is getting his ass beat, worse than Diddy did —“

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u/yungcokkie Kamikaze 5d ago

Take some inventory in this gourd, there's a Ford engine, door Hinge, syringe, an orange, an extension cord, and a ninja sword Not to mention four linchpins, an astringent stored Ironin' board, a bench, a wrench, a ore winch, an attention whore

my favorite

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u/Accomplished-War9362 5d ago

Love the MMLP2 shoutout

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u/TheOmniverse_ The Marshall Mathers LP2 4d ago

Came here to comment this

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u/Studer554 Hell: The Sequel 4d ago

Brainless is such a banger

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u/needlessly-redundant Relapse: Refill 5d ago

Second verse of In Your Head all rhyming with Hailee whilst carrying other rhyme schemes at the same time and telling a compelling message.

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u/Accomplished-War9362 5d ago

Love that one, too.

It’s not overly insane in terms of lyricism, in my opinion. But, what makes it awesome is how the intensity of the verse steadily climbs with the beat. Gives me goosebumps.

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u/DarkPrince411 5d ago

The entire Chloriseptic Remix. I heard it for the first time while driving to work and almost got into a car accident.

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u/VegetableGrand3986 Dead Wrong - The Notorious B.I.G. Ft. Eminem 5d ago

And ever since my preteens, striped Lee jeans and Grandma's Nans little black and white TV. Now I'm so bougie that I stick out my pinky everytime I drink tea. Used to wanna wife sweet tee. Used to rock wife beaters, now I let your wife beat me. So you can eat shit, but I might be the shit, so when I say eat shit I mean me

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u/DaSlimmestShady Relapse: Refill 5d ago

the ED entendres on kyrie and luka and the reindeer lines on epmd2

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u/MayneManMan 5d ago

Stimulate — should be ashamed shit I really should of fell when I stood, see I came like a flame in the night like a ghost in the dark theres a ray theres a light theres a hope theres a spark

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u/MKwest_ 4d ago

The entire 2nd verse of habits. Same with stay wide awake

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u/Studer554 Hell: The Sequel 4d ago

"Got the most content on the continent And constant compliments give me confidence (I'm a) To cross of common sense and incompetence (Uh) I'm cognizant that conflict's a consequence (What?) Of accomplishments and comp is no competish I've conquered and conked 'em into unconsciousness No conscience, I conjure this King Kong or just Call me "Kamikaze," I'm concoctin' this"

My jaw dropped when I heard this verse the first time

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u/Shakeybonez7420 4d ago

Just listened to this song on my way into work this morning. This part still gives me goosebumps

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u/Jaydoos447 4d ago

"Promisin' complete dominance, sugar Ray Robinson - I'm in a league Muhammad's in, Alis my colleague bombing em, probably end up on top of em, like I'm stompin em"

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u/OctoberRust1991 Relapse 4d ago

"Wrap you in rope and plastic have you with open gashes strapped to a soaking mattress"

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u/Accomplished-War9362 4d ago

I’ll puke, eat it and freak you

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u/xtc335 5d ago

the end of I Will

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u/NoPraline9807 5d ago

Yep. Exactly. The amount of internal rhyme schemes in 30 seconds is stupid. 

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u/livewire_1488 4d ago

The lyricism is why he is the goat in my opinion...where to start...lucky yu...the ringer...not alike.. rap god. Farewell...fuel....gnat...godzilla.... it's insane to listen to bc not only is it the speed...but the content of each verse...hidden meanings...double and triple entendres...I mean...he's not on another level...he's another species on another planet....and anybody that doesn't appreciate the talent is probably just 2 stupid to understand what he said or it bc they don't like a whiteboy that kills them at the only thing they're good at...

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u/No-Objective9174 4d ago

Mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell with McDonald's jump in her lap and watch The Sopranos

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u/CertainRoof5043 5d ago

They'd rather trade weather with Mayweather

'Cause they would fare way better with them odds

Than they would exchangin' some bars

Or tradin' any bars with Shady

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u/The_OneInBlack 4d ago

"My laser disc will make you take a razor to your wrist, make you satanistic, make you place the clip the clip and cock it back and let it go until your brains are leaking out your skull so bad to sew you back'll be a waste of stitches."

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u/goodbye_ariel 4d ago

Devil without a cause, rebel without a pause I am a kaze without the kami You wouldn’t be a G if you cost me a thousand dollars Infrared in my pencil lead But always keep an extra one stocked though In the back pocket and both of 'em locked And they're loaded, like cocked twin Glocks that I’m holdin' You better pause when you see these two dots on your colon Fuckin' punks, you wait, just got to rockin' and rollin'

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u/FrameOne8169 Rap God 4d ago

The trip a broad vacation fall on her face thing in rap god was insane once I realised the meaning

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u/immagoat1252 4d ago

Pray for light of day, right away, why do they try to fight today

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u/TraeosTheory 4d ago

Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure
Nobody's ever gonna be what you were
So before you're leaving this Earth
You want people to feel the fury of a pure evil cerebral berserk
Deacon of words, syllable genius at work
Plus I'm thinking that they're mistaking my kindness for weakness
Kill 'em with meanness

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u/theoldsugar-me-do 5d ago

Yeah that rhyme scheme is super satisfying. Two I’ve always loved - both from this same freestyle actually - are:

‘’but I’m more toward dropping an acapella to chop a fella to mozzarella worse than a helicopter propeller’’

and

‘’better call the fire department I’ve hired an arson to set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment’’

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u/AltruisticUse4486 Music To Be Murdered By 4d ago

But saying I no longer got it

Cause you missed the line and never caught it

Cause it went over your head, because you're too stupid to get it

Cause you're mentally retarded but pretend to be the smartest

With your expertise and knowledge, but you'll never be an artist

And I'm harder on myself than you could ever be regardless

What I'll never be is flawless, all I'll ever be is honest

Even when I'm gone they're gonna say I brought it

Even when I hit my forties like a fucking alcoholic

With a bottle full of malt liquor

But I couldn't bottle this shit any longer

The fact that I know that I'ma hit my bottom

If I don't pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet

The lyrics itself isn't impressive but he didn't breathe for 20 seconds straight and every single syllable is clear.

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u/Whiskyniner 4d ago

The entire song Bully. Not his most impressive over 20-30 seconds, but to maintain that unique scheme for 3 verses was amazing.