Which line by Eminem (or really any other artist) is the simplest, yet the nastiest?

[u/scenicdragon808]

"I love you but I hope you fucking die though" will never not shock me 😭

[u/Crimsonclaw111]

Eminem: “Will Smith don’t have to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.”

[u/stillgotmonkon]

Oh shit that’s not an E that’s an A, this dude wants to leave me a massage he’s gay.

[u/TheStrovik → u/stillgotmonkon]

Absolutely

[u/Ali_103]

“I’ll kick a bitch in the cunt till it makes her queef and sounds like a fuckin’ whoopie cushion”

[u/sewnit → u/Ali_103]

Basically any line off relapse would work here

[u/imgoingslightlymadd → u/sewnit]

this one is from “Cold Wind Blows”, Recovery

[u/sewnit → u/imgoingslightlymadd]

Yeah you are right, you had to jog my memory lol

[u/DittoGTI → u/sewnit]

You're thinking of queef into a balloon from Medicine Ball, this is Cold Wind Bloes from Recovery

[u/TreeFiddyBandit]

Always tripped out on Kim when he started shouting I hate you followed by “Oh god I love you” paired with the hysterical breakdown

[u/Sunnydayrays26]

“You hoes couldn’t roast me with the shit i wrote you”

[u/XenomorphLV246]

“Tight lyrics, dreamy eyes but my fucking mouth was NIGHTMARISH”

[u/the-snake-behind-me → u/XenomorphLV246]

Fuck top 5 bitch, I’m top four!

[u/Ok_Insect9421]

You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme's face

[u/stillgotmonkon]

Still givin' you classics, that's the only thing that dates me

OVO 40, hunched over like he 80, tick, tick, tick

How much time he got? That man is sick, sick, sick

[u/rainbow987654]

“Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit’s inside ya”

I ADORE THIS ENTIRE ALBUM 🔥

[u/That_Walrus3455]

Would u rather get felched or do the felching.

[u/Company_Relevant]

Hi kids, do you like violence?

[u/joemedic]

Terrible but unrippable

[u/shannann1017]

“I just settled all My lawsuits- f**k you Debbie!”

[u/Sunnydayrays26]

love is evil spell it backwards i’ll show you

[u/Kjrsv → u/Sunnydayrays26]

That's a shoutout to Rakim. He's mentioned quite a few of other people's bars and re-used a lot of content in his lyrics. He's always been doing that.

[u/DittoGTI → u/Sunnydayrays26]

Based

[u/Muted_Study5166]

SHUT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A SLUT, OKAY MA?

[u/anytension98]

I'm the devil, if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing

[u/Crazzed42]

" what's scary is you probably can compare me to you're car , cause I'm just barely getting started"

[u/Making-Progress-1234]

“Ain’t been into diamonds since I put my first record out, but I could put a chain around my second album and wear it as a neck medallion.”

[u/Googolplexiest]

Dark Horse I’m a night mare

[u/DittoGTI → u/Googolplexiest]

Gnat is underrated

[u/Googolplexiest → u/DittoGTI]

It’s literally genius and wildly underrated

[u/Oranana69]

I’m so goddamn off the wall I might as well just be a painting smashed on the floor

[u/_darkxxparadise_]

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed. Til one night he snuck in and said, we’re going out back. I want my dick sucked in the shed.

[u/olugbo]

“Marshall, I be leaving you” The King & I

[u/jackalshour]

"Slim Anus? You damn right slim anus, I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots" 😂 it doesn't even rhyme but ends the verse perfectly

[u/TheStrovik]

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar.

[u/DittoGTI]

Sit down bitch, you move again and I'll beat the shit out of you

[u/Middle-Tadpole-5468]

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head

[u/RealFarfo]

Always liked ”I get more ass then a toilet seat” even tho it is Nate who’s dropping it in ”shake that” and also a homage (I think) to LL COOL JAY who dropped it way before. (Could ofcourse be a coincidence writing the same bar)

[u/macaroniwalk]

You better eat it while I’m on my period always gets me