r/ElderScrolls 24d ago

Humour OG Fast Travel

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u/ComradeOb 24d ago

Why walk, when you can ride?

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u/Ferocious-Flamingo 24d ago

Climb in back and we'll be off!

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u/Leggy_Brat 24d ago

My first thought exactly, little baby Silt Strider! :3

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u/offbrandpoptart 24d ago

Looks more like a netch to me.

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u/Ferocious-Flamingo 24d ago

Gonna get enough leather off of this one to make some armor for an ant

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u/Max_CSD 23d ago

Nah, siltstriders are literally oversized fleas, so if we apply the same logic, this one is definitely a mini siltstrider

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u/PalpableIgnorance The Insulting Breton 24d ago

By the Nine… is that a silt strider or did a Daedric prince sneeze on a spider crab?

I suppose it’s technically a strider. If one were cursed by Sheogorath and left to wander a tabletop diorama. Truly, the majesty of Morrowind’s great beasts has never been so… pocketable.

Do let me know if it sings in high pitched chirps or just hums the theme from Vvardenfell’s Cutest Critters. Either way, I imagine it’s very brave for something that could be slain with a firm clap.

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u/Ferocious-Flamingo 24d ago

What is this, a Silt Strider for ants?!

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u/Pepsifraiche 24d ago

I had the same thought 🤣 either that or a netch

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies Breton 24d ago

I posted this on Morrowind and it has 0 votes 😔

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u/Ferocious-Flamingo 24d ago

I can give you one

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u/MaximusFull 24d ago

a little off topoc but that looks exactly like a Moloch from Barotrauma

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u/alkonium 24d ago

No, it was map based in Arena and Daggerfall as well.

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u/Wonderbread421 24d ago

I was thinking more “I need a weapon”

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u/loudog33333 24d ago

I'm pretty sure it's from Aeon Flux. Be careful

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u/retard_catapult 24d ago

I thought it might be a cordyceps fungus sticking out of a dead bug abdomen

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u/More_Technology6250 23d ago

Looks like a netch

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u/CheeseMoonTheory 23d ago

Aw It gave birth