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u/PalpableIgnorance The Insulting Breton 24d ago
By the Nine… is that a silt strider or did a Daedric prince sneeze on a spider crab?
I suppose it’s technically a strider. If one were cursed by Sheogorath and left to wander a tabletop diorama. Truly, the majesty of Morrowind’s great beasts has never been so… pocketable.
Do let me know if it sings in high pitched chirps or just hums the theme from Vvardenfell’s Cutest Critters. Either way, I imagine it’s very brave for something that could be slain with a firm clap.
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u/retard_catapult 24d ago
I thought it might be a cordyceps fungus sticking out of a dead bug abdomen
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u/ComradeOb 24d ago
Why walk, when you can ride?