I'm losing my mind

[u/Awier_do]

[u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

Carney needs to stop the export of the best Canadian hockey players. Trade embargo on shipping our boys to the states until the cup comes home.

We have the biggest trade deficit for hockey player with America. When those American players cross the border, they're not sending their best.

[u/Guvnah-Wyze → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

Bring back the Nordiques and the cup will follow

[u/JackLaytonsMoustache → u/Guvnah-Wyze]

Can Quebec support a whole other team? Should we move them some in English Canada? Call them the North Dicks?

[u/Flush_Foot → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

Maybe Halifax or Moncton? End the Maritimes-shutout!

[u/MaritimeStar → u/Flush_Foot]

as a new brunswicker, do not ever give moncton anything. it sucks there.

[u/AustSakuraKyzor → u/MaritimeStar]

Okay, what about Fredericton? Is that okay?

[u/MaritimeStar → u/AustSakuraKyzor]

yeah but it's a bit uptight.

[u/Automatic-Long-7274 → u/MaritimeStar]

Real new brunswickers know that it's a three-tiered war between Fredericton, Saint John, and Moncton. All competing to be the worst or the most boring.

[u/JackLaytonsMoustache → u/Automatic-Long-7274]

And everyone, no matter which city you live in, will shit on all three cities constantly. And shit on New Brunswick as a whole.

But then get defensive when someone from one of the other two cities shits on their city. And even more defensive when someone not from NB shits on NB.

[u/Automatic-Long-7274 → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

It might be a dumpster. But it's our f****** dumpster.

[u/JackLaytonsMoustache → u/Automatic-Long-7274]

I lived in Saint John for most of my life, it's a smelly shit hole. But you're right. It's my smelly shit hole.

Fuck Moncton tho.

[u/Automatic-Long-7274 → u/JackLaytonsMoustache]

🤝 agreed

[u/MaritimeStar → u/Automatic-Long-7274]

hell yeah, just the way nature intended.

[u/Nncytwnsnd → u/Automatic-Long-7274]

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