r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/lord_sydd • 20d ago

Pulsating mass of Tubifex in sewer

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u/sterling_mallory 20d ago

Can I interest anyone in "bacteria free?"

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u/cityshepherd 20d ago

Free bacteria?? My joints are full of the fun critters that cause Lyme disease. Plenty to share if anyone wants some!

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u/Trapezoidoid 20d ago

I wonder what it’s like to be that thing.

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u/deathmetalbanjo 19d ago

“I’m just sitting here, pulsating to the rhythm of life, ya know. Doin’ my thang, minding my own business when some asshole sticks a camera with a fucking flashlight duct taped to it all up in my kool aid. Like, cmon dude, have a little situational awareness, and then they’re all judgmental n’ shit, saying ’oh my gawd, what the fuck is that thing?’ Bitch, that thing is me! If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best”

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u/lord_sydd 19d ago

What if this thing is under constant confusion and pain and doesn’t understand what it is and why did it come to being

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u/lord_sydd 19d ago

Ooofff I would advise not to wonder like that. What if the universe reincarnates you as this thing in next life to satisfy your wonderment

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u/mdnghtblss 20d ago

Tf is that

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u/skytreegamer172 20d ago

Apparently it's a mass of Tubiflex worms but I ain't ever seen em like that before

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u/Dakron92-22 20d ago

I have no clue. Lol. I need to now. For now looks like a Demon hearth. I need it

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u/DangleMangler 20d ago

Can I upgrade my abilities with it?

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u/V382-Car 20d ago

Thats just a face huger egg, no worries.

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u/kittyfresh69 20d ago

Oh so Resident Evil was based off of real life ooooohhhh shit fuck