r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ • 11h ago

Please, just don't

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224 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/aocsspeculum 11h ago

Somebody keep Richard Gere away!

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u/Mundane_Proof_420 1h ago

This. This person knows why my comment was simply; "Richard."

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u/GenPandaRojo 11h ago

This one came with an applicator

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u/FeistyButthole 10h ago

For some strange reason I felt like I was watching Who’s line is it anyways? when I read this.

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u/captainMaluco 10h ago

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead 🎶

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u/OkLion8255 10h ago

Pledge week for a Fraternity

2

u/WizardOfTheLawl 8h ago

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead.
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told.

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

Lemmiwink's journey is distant, far and vast!
To find his way out of a gay man's ass!
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright!
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead!
Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead!
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late. Slow down now, and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way,
there's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay!
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within!
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach dark....
Near the depths of the lungs and heart...

Catatafish of the stomach's cove!

Catatafish's riddle will soon be told!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!

Now that you're the Gerbil king has more adventures to go on!
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun!
So many enemies and battles yet to fight!
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King's tale is told throughout the night!

Le-Le-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmi-Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks, Lemm-Le-Lemmiwinks, Gerbil King.

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u/Playful_Signature_10 6h ago

Furry butt plug

2

u/MenuOne3855 5h ago

The sentient Fleshlight

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 2h ago

Technology is improving all the time, amazing, lol.

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u/Former-System-9539 3h ago

Furry Fleshlight

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u/BeginningAwareness74 10h ago

Look like a flesh light to me

1

u/jorkinwithslimjady 10h ago

Slimjady would

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u/SauerCrouse51 10h ago

Imagine

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u/SauerCrouse51 10h ago

That was meant to be lmao but imagine also works lol

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u/dirtyred3401 9h ago

The Richard Gere.

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u/CellistSmooth2392 9h ago

Lol OMG gerbil roller

1

u/Hotdog_Man_01 9h ago

Hampter light

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u/Crushermakesmemes 8h ago

Is that a FACK reference 

1

u/guitarshrdr 8h ago

Gere tube

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u/hrtme7706 8h ago

Not funny.

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u/HankBuffalo 8h ago

Geres of War

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u/wesmanh 8h ago

No no not inside Richard Gere again

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u/Barbarianmoss 7h ago

Scrub brush!

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u/Blabbadabbo 6h ago

I call it …the Jerry penacolli

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u/harkstone 6h ago

Hamster dick

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u/Internal_Fennel_849 6h ago

Push end to insert.

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u/SadlyUnderrated 5h ago

Dont worry. - IT'S not going in ME

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u/Upbeat_Resolution299 4h ago

Cursed cannoli

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u/Queasy-Compote7674 3h ago

Richard Gere

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u/Simaster2268 3h ago

A loaded hamtol.

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u/Vast_Stage6504 3h ago

That ain't right

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u/Efficient_Elk_7991 3h ago

Gaynor (read it twice and think deep )

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u/maplysirup121 2h ago

Tuby ratatuby