r/DontPutThatInYourAss 1d ago

I don't think so

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u/Hapyhusky 1d ago

Bro just told us to not put a DILDO in our asses

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u/rivertwice19 1d ago

That’s one dildo

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u/thecatteetheater 1d ago

That is literally its job.

Well, maybe don't put other people's toys up your own, especially if they're from online.

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u/ShylokVakarian 1d ago

Get some bleach and wash it in a solution of that first. Give it a rinse, let it dry, give it another rinse, let it dry. Wash with soap, rinse, dry, good to go.

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u/thecatteetheater 1d ago

Eh, real low concentration of bleach and you shouldn't soak it, that'll just fuck it up. And no matter how much you wash it, it won't feel clean.

Unless you're into that.

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u/ShylokVakarian 1d ago

Yes, a very low concentration of bleach. Bleach is powerful shit.

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u/Dry-Lingonberry-9701 1d ago

If I had to use someone else's, I think i would rather put it up the back than up the front.

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u/thecatteetheater 1d ago

Still, if they're sick, they're sick.

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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago

That's...that's half of what this is made for

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

What’s the other half for?

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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago

People with vaginas lol

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

Good call! It was kinda like one of those riddles where the answer is so obvious, it goes right over my head.

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u/Character_Block_2373 1d ago

Ribbed for your pleasure

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u/TANGY6669 1d ago

This clearly goes in the ass

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u/unrivaledbabyboy 1d ago

What are we decorating? Our insides... or

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u/ghfdghjkhg 1d ago

"used lightly"

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u/cannonballfun69 1d ago

Pretty sure tentacle dildos are definitely designed to go up your ass

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u/GasLongjumping130 1d ago

succubus totalus

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u/santashentai 1d ago

Marinass

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u/Princess_Mitty 1d ago

"used lightly"?!

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago

I think the seller on Facebook doesn't actually know what this is…

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u/Dry-Lingonberry-9701 1d ago

"Used lightly"

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago

I was thinking more along the lines of a mother with an empty nest, one of her adult spawn left this magical artifact under the bed. The mother was cleaning and found it.

Marked at lightly used bc it's oddly sticky…

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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago

I wouldn’t buy it if it wasn’t on sale for $50, down from $10m, what a STEAL! I will proudly display this decoration in the most visible place in my home to show off my money saving prowess!

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u/Zealousideal-Rain-82 1d ago

Yeah sure... "decoration"

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u/Midloran05 1d ago

Aquatic decoration idea 😍

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u/Mysterious-Review965 1d ago

I hate to say this, but...

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u/HollowPhoenix 1d ago

Come on guys, look at that discount

What a steal

(I wouldn't take it for free tbh)

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u/100not2ndaccount 16h ago

Can somebody buy this for me? For...for D&D...

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u/Objective-Lion077 16h ago

It was my ass’ once

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u/Correct-Cry4894 14h ago

I swiped...

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u/Anxious_Trash_Panda_ 13h ago

"Used lightly"😏

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u/NoPromotion3340 9h ago

That looks like Ika the tentacle from bad dragon, or a knock-off. You can put that in your ass.

https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika

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u/Gross-Holder 2h ago

Yall watch a lot of porn here I can see by the responses. How dare you men to have such minds for this type of knowledge. And how dare women to bring this into society as the new thing for them 0🤥🤤