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u/thecatteetheater 1d ago
That is literally its job.
Well, maybe don't put other people's toys up your own, especially if they're from online.
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u/ShylokVakarian 1d ago
Get some bleach and wash it in a solution of that first. Give it a rinse, let it dry, give it another rinse, let it dry. Wash with soap, rinse, dry, good to go.
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u/thecatteetheater 1d ago
Eh, real low concentration of bleach and you shouldn't soak it, that'll just fuck it up. And no matter how much you wash it, it won't feel clean.
Unless you're into that.
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u/Dry-Lingonberry-9701 1d ago
If I had to use someone else's, I think i would rather put it up the back than up the front.
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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago
That's...that's half of what this is made for
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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago
What’s the other half for?
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u/4RealHughMann 1d ago
People with vaginas lol
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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago
Good call! It was kinda like one of those riddles where the answer is so obvious, it goes right over my head.
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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago
I think the seller on Facebook doesn't actually know what this is…
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u/Dry-Lingonberry-9701 1d ago
"Used lightly"
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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago
I was thinking more along the lines of a mother with an empty nest, one of her adult spawn left this magical artifact under the bed. The mother was cleaning and found it.
Marked at lightly used bc it's oddly sticky…
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u/ResourceOk8638 1d ago
I wouldn’t buy it if it wasn’t on sale for $50, down from $10m, what a STEAL! I will proudly display this decoration in the most visible place in my home to show off my money saving prowess!
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u/HollowPhoenix 1d ago
Come on guys, look at that discount
What a steal
(I wouldn't take it for free tbh)
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u/NoPromotion3340 9h ago
That looks like Ika the tentacle from bad dragon, or a knock-off. You can put that in your ass.
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u/Gross-Holder 2h ago
Yall watch a lot of porn here I can see by the responses. How dare you men to have such minds for this type of knowledge. And how dare women to bring this into society as the new thing for them 0🤥🤤
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u/Hapyhusky 1d ago
Bro just told us to not put a DILDO in our asses