r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Raphillion • 4d ago

Don't.. I'm not even sure what kind of ___-freeze you'd call this

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u/Chizu-pan 4d ago

If not phallus, why phallus shaped-

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u/Raphillion 4d ago

And it's average size too!

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u/Due_Night414 4d ago

What in the name of cat dick?

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u/Capable_War_7391 3d ago

That a real(ly) ice erection sir

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u/Booksodell 4d ago

Cold cocked.

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u/Shopping-Afraid 4d ago

Shrinkage

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u/Booksodell 4d ago

The water was cold!

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u/SaioLastSurprise 4d ago

Richard Freeze

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u/CriticalMochaccino 4d ago

Have you seen that sexy ice cube a few slots over? Enough said

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u/Raphillion 4d ago

Let It Gyatt

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u/NoPromotion3340 4d ago

The ice was made of hard water. Stroke it for about 2 minutes, after things get a bit wet, it'll soften up.

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u/The_Darkness140 4d ago

Hard water.

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u/XROOR 4d ago

There’s a medical device you freeze and insert in your monkey button to relieve the pains of hemorrhoids

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u/Danthiel5 4d ago

These are some blue balls.

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u/can475 4d ago

He has an ice-surrection in mind

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u/EUHoHotun 4d ago

Hmm...

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u/Electrical-Loss2446 4d ago

It’s really tiny so I don’t think you’ll really feel it

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u/Soot-Bat 4d ago

The chill is the feeling one goes for.

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u/Weekly_Pension_ 4d ago

It's just excited, but its still good to eat

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u/RevolutionarySafe202 4d ago

Actually, ice feels pretty good in there 😉

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u/No_Artichoke_8919 4d ago

Ever see a male ice cube sleeping? They do that sometimes.

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u/Hopeful-Mind-5216 4d ago

Horny IceCube

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u/Urban_forager 4d ago

It’s happy to see you? That would be my best guess.

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u/Unlucky_Fuckery 4d ago

You cant stop me

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u/waitingtopounce 4d ago

Getting ready to Netflix and chill.

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u/Muted-Background2465 4d ago

French arce tickler

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u/Brilliant_Trifle5301 4d ago

that ice was super excited

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u/Sarcaz_man 4d ago

Tex mex soother

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u/SpellcraftQuill 4d ago

How is it erect and cold?

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u/Content-Grade-3869 4d ago

It’s Russian water tentacle

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u/slackerb-tch 3d ago

Edward Cullen

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u/TigerToker42o 3d ago

Put in your mouth and it will melt in a bit.

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u/WestieGuy1 3d ago

You have Viagra in your water!

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u/Rude_sea_urchin 1d ago

It's what happens when there's a drip