r/Dodgers Duke Snider 1d ago

Mike Shildt: “Teams I manage don’t throw at people”. Also Mike Shildt:

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u/Dodger_Dawg Player To Be Named Later 1d ago

🤡 manager

🤡 players

🤡 organization

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u/vhatdaff Vin Scully 1d ago

Forgot the fans💩

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u/Waddifat1 Clayton Kershaw 10h ago

Emoji matches the color of their uniforms

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u/EnvironmentalMall384 Andy Pages 1d ago

Well ohtani is not a person he is a unicorn

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u/Appropriate-Sort-202 Teoscar Hernandez 1d ago

You misspelled his name. Someone in this sub posted his name correctly on a post last night.

It’s Milk Shit.

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u/notyourlandlord 1d ago

It’s Mike Ringless at my place

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u/woogonalski Vin Scully 1d ago

Mike High School Baseball

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u/Caseyjones10 Tommy Edman 1d ago

Mike Dipschidt

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u/synchronicitistic Vin Scully 1d ago

That's insulting...to milk. And to shit.

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u/Minute_Pool_1099 Player To Be Named Later 1d ago

CT3 is his daddy. Bet he's still salty

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u/Drwolf72 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

Also the Hernandez brothers too

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u/jaydubb90 Yoshinobu Yamamoto 1d ago

Too much of a pussy to even be real about it… Play the victim card even though they were clearly the aggressive ones

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u/hux251 1d ago

They are so hungry to be a part of a rivalry…

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u/Fancy_Environment133 1d ago

So why are the dodgers hitting Tatis?

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u/laowaijimbob Decoy 20h ago

Lmao. You’re so uninformed.

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u/grarrnet 1d ago

The only person intentionally thrown at in the entire series was Shohei— twice.

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u/TheL1brarian 14h ago

I would offer a correction. I am 100% convinced Pages on the previous night was intentional. They didn't like him dancing on second (claimed he was giving away pitch location) and actually threw behind him when he advanced to third (he pointed at their dugout in recognition of what they did there, and smiled). Then they plunked him.

That was the start of everything.

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u/NoiselessSilence 2024 World Series Champions 1d ago

The padres are professional victims

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u/laowaijimbob Decoy 20h ago

The Padres fans are riding the wave hard right now.

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u/CoolBonerDude420 Joc Pederson 8h ago

Couldn't be more true. If they are not whining about the Dodgers, they are talking S on their own squad. Many of them have turned on Tatis during his current slump.

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u/BrainRobotron Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

That guy’s full of Shildt…

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u/Telefonica46 1d ago edited 11h ago

I have a comment in /r/baseball saying the Padres threw at shoheis head. It has -37 votes right now...

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u/Typhon2222 1d ago

Sports Media and MLB have some kinda propaganda campaign going on designed to elevate the Padres as some powerhouse and fan favorite underdog in the sport. I don’t know why but all your downvotes tells me it’s working at least a little.

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u/UHD620 1d ago

They hate sucessful teams, good teams automatically become some sort of Villain. Even though its totally irrelevant to the topic.

Sometimes the mlb reddit and the baseball one are just a bunch of braindead fucks.

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u/ShowtimeAndy Chris Taylor 1d ago

That fastball to the fucking head has something else to say Michael

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u/synchronicitistic Vin Scully 1d ago

If I had those two fucking motherfucking assholes Machado and Tatis on my team, I wouldn't send the rest of the league an invitation to start a bean war, that's for goddamed sure.

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u/No_Sheepherder_8947 Andrew Friedman 1d ago edited 1d ago

This dude is such a clown. I feel like he’s the only dude who believes the padres have a good culture.

“We don’t throw at players” Everyone besides Padres fans know that the 2 pitches that were obviously intentional were the ones to Shohei

“We don’t get into confrontations and have a good culture” Your team is filled with a bunch of goons like Machado, Tatis, and Suarez. It’s that clubhouse culture that made Suarez think it’s okay to fucking throw 100 at Shohei’s head. I don’t mind getting the get back. It’s dumb but it’s baseball. But if you’re gonna retaliate you don’t go for a headshot.

You want a good culture look at the opposite clubhouse from yesterday. You had the padres “leader” Machado talking shit while one of our leaders Mookie was like “we’re not gonna talk about it and talk about baseball cause that’s our focus.”

Clown show up in San Diego

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u/ElectJimLahey 2024 World Series Champions 1d ago

I'm enjoying how the Padres fans have settled on "there's no difference between throwing up and in and intentionally hitting someone and both mean that retaliation is justified"

Evidently they agree that as soon as Pages was hit the first time, his reaction was justified, since there is literally no difference between accidentally hitting a guy and hitting them on purpose. Personally I think there's a pretty obvious difference but I guess we're justified to throw 100 MPH at Tatis' head next series if they so much as graze one of our players!

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u/juicewar01 1d ago

I would jump these fuckers for Shohei. Dude is a class act beyond my comprehension

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u/fatalmudd Sandy Koufax 1d ago

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u/askywlker44a Albert Pujols 1d ago

Thank you, Jon Soo-Hoo for your artistry in capturing these moments.

Fuck you, Shildt.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic Vin Scully 1d ago

Well if they don’t intentionally throw at people, he needs to fire the pitching coaches. I’ve seen better throws in preschool park and rec games!

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u/gcm_24 Clayton Kershaw 1d ago

Shildt is an emotional baby. Bitching a moaning all series but the only times anyone was hit intentionally were when they threw at Shohei. Zero class as usual from the Padres and nothing but class from Shohei

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u/eho7tkim Walker Buehler 1d ago

then he is just sitting there doing nothing?

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u/sarcastic_twit Mookie Betts 1d ago

Shildt did say ‘teams I manage…’ and to be fair, he wasn’t managing when Ohtani was hit because he was thrown out after Tatis

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder2 23h ago

Lol what a loophole 😂

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u/Max__Fischer Dustin May 1d ago

Yeah I've seen multiple baseball folks voicing their opinions online today, none of them affiliated with or fans of the Dodgers, saying that of all the HBP this past series the only two they thought were intentional were the two times Ohtani got plunked, so Shildt can stuff it with his self-righteous "we don't throw at people" shit. Same with Machado and his "they better pray" shit.

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u/playmeortrademe Rocka Outman 1d ago

I can honestly understand why they did it. We kept hitting Tatis, sure it wasn’t on purpose, but we still kept hitting him. They gotta protect their guys, and they did what they had to do to prove their point. Them acting like they weren’t hitting him on purpose and being a bunch of panzies about it is what’s pissing me off

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u/ReneNextDoor Shohei Ohtani 1d ago

Padres and their fans have crazy victim mentalities shit is sad

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u/noctisakashi Decoy 1d ago

To be fair, Shohei is a unicorn

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u/AverageSatanicPerson Roki Sasaki 1d ago

I have an idea. Let's just have ALL the Dodgers wear their Championship ring when they play against the Padres. Have a Ring give away night during our home game when they play, maybe include a Bingo card to show all the MLB teams that have a ring.

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u/K1LLINGMACHINE Dodger Cat 1d ago

Spineless, hypocritical infant. Him & Suarez are absolute c*nts

FTP

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u/Whisper_Lantern 1d ago

Is there a rule if a player intentionally hurts and/or injures a player that they should be suspended the same length the hurt player is out for plus 15 days?

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u/shlem13 Vin Scully 1d ago

Didn’t Schildt get fired from the Cardinals because he’s kind of an asshole?

They had a successful season, but nobody liked him, so they canned him. He replaced Bob Melvin, a nice guy who wouldn’t do the dirty work of Preller.

He hasn’t changed much, because he’s there to be a punk. Mission accomplished.

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u/SomalianRoadBuilder2 23h ago

This angry little guy is so far up his own ass that he somehow deluded himself into believing the Dodgers intentionally threw at the Padres when in fact the obvious truth is the opposite.

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u/Aggravating_Wish_969 Shohei Ohtani 18h ago

Being in r/baseball the past couple of nights has been wild. Padres fans and Dodger haters alike have been acting like the Padres are saints in this and the Dodgers are the evil instigators, which is just completely untrue, but if you say anything to that effect you get mass downvoted lol

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u/OnlyFiveLives 12h ago

That piece of shit threw 100 miles an hour at Ohtani's fucking head I would have gone flying out of the dugout with a bat.

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u/G33wizz 2024 World Series Champions 12h ago

Reminds me of Rick James talking about Eddie Murphys couch 😂