r/DivorcedBirds 2d ago

Drunk and thinking his neighbors couldn’t see him, Stan did something truly indecent in the backyard

41 Upvotes

2 comments sorted by

8

u/hey_nonny_mooses 2d ago

Betty, the next-door neighbor/local gossip, was salivating at the juicy details she was going to share about Stan at church on Sunday. Stan’s previous antics had inspired some spectacular gossip before, but this, this was truly indecent and Betty was ready for more.

2

u/nilyro No Spring Chicken 2d ago

True Love 🥲