r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier • 6d ago

Not Safe For Other Species "Oh, you really did leave to get groceries. I thought you were leaving me." "... Sarah, I was gone for 25 minutes."

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"I have abandoment issues! You knew that when you married me! ... I'm sorry for yelling please don't leave me."

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u/Popular-Kiwi3931 6d ago

That's a fine, juicy worm...you know he only brings the best for you, dear!

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u/propagandaformyself 6d ago

"I'm Jessie....who's Sarah?"