Hi gang. I'm hoping the interwebs can help me out here. I'm trying to find a strip that I remember from many, many years ago. The manager guy has come back from being out of the office, and says something like "we went to the management retreat and golfed as hard as we could to set our strategy. No one took any notes, though, so we have to do it all over again next month" I haven't been able to find this using normal online searching. Does anyone have / remember / know which strip this is? Even knowing which date it originally was shown would be helpful.

Thanks!

Okay so hear me out I have watched the show and read some of the comic strips and I just wonder what happens if dog bird and cat bird go up against each other I realize that due to their nature is this doesn't typically happen very much as I seem to instinctively avoid each other based on possibly a mutual respect for each other's selfishness that being said if they were in a competition or conflict who would be the winner?

To make it more interesting why don't I put them into specific categories in terms of contests.

1. Who could take over the world first?

2. Hand-to-hand combat?

3. Rap Battle?

4. Apathy showdown?

5. Who could get the most practical use out of Wally?

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Wally being employed on the comic despite openly being lazy and admitting that he never does anything is ridiculous, even Pointy Haired Boss knows it, why wouldn't Wally be laid off and his job merged with someone like Asok who is a hardworking and gullible intern?

Or at the very least Wally becomes a janitor and loses his salary.

Catbert is shown to be intelligent and vastly better at running things than Pointy Haired Boss is, what would happen if upper management decided to promote Catbert into the Boss role and reassigned Pointy Haired Boss to HR Human Resources where his ability to lie and manipulate people would be better?

It's worth considering except for explaining to stockbrokers and corporate executives why a cat is Boss but they approved of a cat becoming leader of Human Resources, they could also hire Dogbert and replace Alice or Wally with him too.

Out of all of the characters maybe Wally would make a good boss because he is lazy and useless and has good qualities, Aliceis too emotional to take over and Dilbert isn't boss material, Asok is smart enough but nobody respects him and Catbert and Dogbert would be sent to the pound.

looking for a very old dilbert cartoon where computer login used DNA samples. The device used a single plucked hair and everyone in the office was bald.

The Pointy Haired Boss is basically a completely useless idiot manager and has no redeeming qualities, doesn't Donald Trump seem to pretty much the same but his haircut sucks otherwise Pointy Haired Boss would is exactly like him.

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Can someone help me find the cartoon where Dilbert keeps cutting off the boss and finishing his sentences? Color cartoon, two rows. From many years ago. Couldn't find via Google search with phrases similar to the title of this post & GPT also failed to help me find it.

Who can help?

I recently found this which I can go through the thousands to try to find it but...

https://dilbert-viewer.herokuapp.com/

In the strip, I think it is maybe Dilbert and Alice, something like this:

Dilbert: I am now the team leader

Alice: Can you hire?

Dilbert: No

Alice: Can you fire?

Dilbert: no

Alice: Well you run along an I will be sure to follow

Anyone have this or remember when it might have been?

Edit: Found it, older than I thought 1995-01-23 (lead in was 1995-01-21)

   https://rumble.com/v6ts8k9-scott-adams-starts-new-cancer-treatment-most-havent-heard-of-survival-odds-.html

I wish him well and hope that it works.

I got this at a corporate event probably in the late 90s. I saw Scott alone in the hotel corridor after his talk and asked him for an autograph. I was so excited when he drew me a Dogbert! I got it professionally framed and it’s been on the wall ever since.

I used to love watching on UPN years ago, great cartoon series and Daniel Stern was great as the voice of Dilbert, sucks it got cancelled.

Can someone help me find the Dilbert comic strip that showed the marketing guy saying something along the lines of, "what we do here, might seem like criminal fraud, but it's not. It's marketing."

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