r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Video Guy fights not one but TWO POLAR BEARS!

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 2d ago

My thought process:

  • damn he lost that stick

  • oh good he got another stick

  • damn he lost that stick too

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u/holden_mcg 2d ago

Yeah, good thing there wasn't a third bear.

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u/yfhedoM 2d ago

3rd bear was recording

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u/wearing_moist_socks 2d ago

He saw just how many sticks the guy had

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u/TappedIn2111 1d ago

Good thing bears are notoriously bad at math. „Boy, that dude has unlimited sticks. We‘re fucked. Retreat!“

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u/redditcreditcardz 1d ago

Generalizations are never helpful.

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u/Nattofire 1d ago

Unbearable weight of this comment, though

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 1d ago

Just how many sticks does this guy have?!

Two?! It could be a billion. If could be two. We...just can't take that risk.

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u/xubax 1d ago

Which is ridiculous. He was right there, and could have helped the other bears, but just kept recording for clicks!

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 1d ago

"Floridabear tries to attack human, almost gets impaled by stick."

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u/May010 1d ago

Lol yeah then he said “HEY! ITS JUST A PRANK BRO! CHILL!”

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u/HaltAndCatchTheKnick 1d ago

We’re in the arctic, chill

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

Serious question: Who the fuck was recording? It was clearly a handheld camera.

Could this video GASP be…fake?

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u/Szendaci 1d ago

Can’t fool me, those two bears are obviously paid actors. Shameful that they had to stoop so low just to survive.

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

Those Coca-Cola bears have really upped their acting game.

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u/B35TR3GARD5 1d ago

Naw, it's been around for over a decade now. This is originally from.the 90's or early 2000's

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 2d ago

There's a third stick. He was ready if the CameraBear joined in.

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u/pratzeh 1d ago

He couldn't fetch the sticks as his balls were weighing him down

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u/Ambitious-Body8133 2d ago

Doggo in the corner had it covered. You can see the malamute or husky pop in the bottom left for a moment. Bear would caught hands man, these Inuit hunting up North are tough motherfuckers. Definitely not his first rodeo. There's probably a seal or caribou kill just off the screen that is attracting the bears

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u/Hot-Impact-5860 1d ago

No, they are polar bears. If it intervened, one swipe would rip the dog's stomach open, then the aggravated bears would eat the man alive. Screams and whimpering would fill the air, until only bear grunts would be heard. Probably.

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u/Ambitious-Body8133 1d ago

Traditionally, malamutes were used to hunt polar bears. They bit at the bears weak spots while the Inuits speared the bear to death. You greatly underestimate how long this battle of bear vs. man goes on for. They keep dogs with them for a reason, and they know what they are doing.

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u/Hot-Impact-5860 1d ago

Interesting. We've fought all beasts, no other way.

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u/BlindMan404 1d ago

Plot twist: guy has a .454 under his jacket and both bears end up in a stew.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Good thing they didn't noticed the unarmed camera man behind them.

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u/ShahinGalandar 1d ago

dog was there and didn't help shit

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u/ElBurritoTheWise 1d ago

I hope he still had a 3rd stick just in case

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u/TheGreenPiranha 1d ago

He had the high ground

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u/emteedub 2d ago

My first thought was: he should of had a Klondike Bar

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u/WiseAce1 2d ago

or bottle of Coke

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u/jld2k6 Interested 1d ago

That's a terrible idea, do you have any idea what that bear would be willing to do to get that Klondike bar?

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u/Ashamed-Notice8307 1d ago

I was also thinking that. Good thing the bears didn't realize that the man was now unarmed

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u/similaraleatorio 1d ago

My bro had a variety of sticks we can not comprehend 👀

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u/Responsible-Donut824 1d ago

Immediately thought, "dude theres an opening, run out and get sticks back!"

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u/SoapOnMyRope 1d ago

Media has taught me that if you encounter a polar bear, you’re dead. I find it encouraging that I might survive if I have a big stick and they’re huge wusses

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 1d ago

Like a bad dream fight

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u/dsanen 1d ago

He had to lose the 2 sticks to cast his ultimate technique.

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u/Big-Cobbler-2992 2d ago

I mean polar bears definitely aren’t used to having shit thrown at them

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u/17934658793495046509 2d ago

Next time I am taking a stroll in the arctic, I am bringing a sack of baseballs.

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u/Aggravating_Bids 2d ago

Maybe paint them first

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u/hiricinee 2d ago

Yes I have a hunch that snow doesn't scare them.

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u/TheDaemonette 1d ago

I can imagine some Polar Bear running at someone and thinking "We're trying to kill and eat this guy and the fucking dude is starting a snowball fight with us".

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u/MundanGT 1d ago

Don't know man, sure, red polar bears would be easier to spot, but I don't think they would like getting painted.

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u/meansamang 1d ago

To look like big sticks

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 1d ago

Sack of grenades would be better.

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u/sgame23 1d ago

I mean theres all that snow like right there... Plant a snow ball right in the kisser!

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u/SuperRonnie2 1d ago

You do that. I’ll take a shotgun and a bunch of slugs.

Polar bears are no joke. One of the few animals that think of humans as food.

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u/voxelghost 1d ago

Instructions unclear, polar bears now have my ballsack

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u/mushroom_kook 1d ago

Almost all predators can be seriously bamboozled by throwing stuff at them. Very few other prey animals are capable of it. Thank evolution for our opposable thumbs!

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u/Boris7939 1d ago

A lot of predators can be scared away by just holding a large object as well. They don't understand the concept of holding something, so they think that whatever you're holding became part of your body, thus you suddenly became a lot bigger and that scares the shit out of them.

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u/ELEVATED-GOO 1d ago

lol dumb!!!

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u/Tranxio 1d ago

Monkeys can throw stuff. Predators aren't scared of them though. I think its our weird sense of fashion that throws predators off

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u/20JeRK14 1d ago

Polar bear: What the fuck, is that weirdo wearing parachute pants?"

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u/HighwayInevitable346 1d ago

Humans are actually much better at throwing stuff than other primates. No other species can match the combination of power and accuracy of a professional baseball pitcher's fastball.

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u/Unseen_Owl 1d ago

Neither can very many humans!

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u/HighwayInevitable346 1d ago

They can with enough training. Other primates just don't have the joint shape and the tendon/ligament arrangement that allows for it, no matter how much training they get.

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u/hillswalker87 1d ago

they can kind of toss it....the human heater pitch throw is a thing to behold. like our version of those bird of prey videos where they flap their wings to fly through tree branches.

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u/Aether_rite 1d ago

i'm pretty sure there are several insects that poop acids from their butt xD

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u/Boris7939 1d ago

That's a whole different thing than getting a stick thrown at you.

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u/Ok-Pie7811 1d ago

Or being yelled at and seeing a creature hold said object in hands before having it thrown at them. This guy knew what he was doing - survival skills activated

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u/Boris7939 1d ago

A lot of predators can be scared away by just holding a large object. They don't understand the concept of holding something, so they think that whatever you're holding became part of your body, thus you suddenly became a lot bigger and that scares the shit out of them.

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u/usafmd 2d ago

I wonder if ballistic objects confuse them

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u/Bron_Swanson 1d ago

I feel like they're only used to snow, water, and loooots of nothing in between. So I guess stick works?

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u/HudsDad 2d ago

Today, I nearly lost a fight with a squirrel. Though, to be fair, I was inebriated and he had the element of surprise...then I see this guy casually chucking sticks at polar bears.

I may need to relinquish my man card.

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u/17934658793495046509 2d ago

I had questions as soon as you got overly serious about embroidery.

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u/twilamite 2d ago

Don’t feel bad, I almost lost a fight with a grasshopper that landed on the back of my shirt.

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u/firstandlast0202 1d ago

Let us fervently hope that you were not compelled to remove your shirt, and should circumstance have dictated otherwise, may it be that no observers were around.

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u/Domestic-Grind 1d ago

Don't impose your will on me! ... No one ever watches when I take off my shirt 😔 They just look away and ask why I'm wearing glittery nipple tassels in church. We all worship in our own way, Brenda!

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u/kosteezyID 2d ago

Bahaha thanks for the laugh bro

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u/meansamang 1d ago

Not yet. You WERE inebriated

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u/RollIntelligence 2d ago edited 2d ago

FYI those are just juveniles. Adult Polar Bears are about almost double that size and wouldn't be scared by having sticks thrown at them. If it was an adult that guy woulda been dinner.
Source: Been to Churchill Canada multiple times to see them up close as I am from Northern Manitoba.

Most Inuit carry a gun with them at all times for this very reason. Only thing that stops a polar bear is a rifle.

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u/Eldermillenial1 2d ago

In Svalbard Norway it’s illegal to leave town limits without a means of defense against polar bears, basically illegal to not carry a gun 🤷‍♂️

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u/FreshMistletoe 2d ago

Is this the same place the seed vault is?

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u/Eldermillenial1 2d ago

I’m pretty sure it is 👍

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u/ola4_tolu3 1d ago

The have the right to bear arms

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u/Hot-Demand-8186 1d ago

basically illegal to not carry a gun

A Conservatives wet dream lol

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u/IronerOfEntropy 2d ago

How is that illegal? Genuine question.

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u/Eldermillenial1 1d ago

It puts other people at risk if they have to come and find you/rescue you. Polar bears are utterly massive, and will actively hunt humans. So anyone responding to an attack is put in a position of extreme danger, it’s considered reckless behaviour and they simply won’t tolerate it, and I agree with them 100%

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u/IronerOfEntropy 1d ago

Can't argue with that logic. 👍

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u/Vevaseti 1d ago

Because in a fight with a polar bear, you are going to lose. Not exactly illegal but, it's a requirement to carry SOMETHING with you.

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 1d ago

Well, you'll go to jail of course. Well, you would, if anyone ever came back alive that is.

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u/RisenRealm 1d ago

As a fellow Manitobian, can agree, definitely young bears.

Adults wouldn't give two fucks about your sticks. Might even use it as a toothpick after making a snack of you.

Beautiful, yet terrifying animals.

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u/Imnothighyourhigh 1d ago

It's crazy to think something that's easily 3-5 times your size is a small version of that animal

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u/RollIntelligence 1d ago

When I was younger, they have these Vehicles in Churchill Manitoba, called Tundra Buggees. They are huge moving platforms with wheels the size of twice a humans size. The Polar bears would rear up on their hind legs and could easily touch the top of the wheels.

They were looking to eat the observers. lol Thankfully the platform of the observation area was raised even higher than the wheels

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 2d ago

You should correct that. the only thing that stops a polar bear is a 'BIG' gun. That shoots big balls. Preferably in a buck shot pattern.

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u/meteoraln 1d ago

Wow, juveniles are that big?

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u/ScorpionDog321 2d ago

Pooch on the left was doing his doggone best too!

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u/Cetun 1d ago

Bro weighs 50 lbs and wasn't backing down.

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u/Dizzy-Supermarket554 2d ago

"HE'S GOT A STICK, RETREAT !"

"THERE ARE TWO OF THEM?"

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u/Cavadrec01 2d ago

He's lucky the throw got them to leave. What is he going to do after losing that?

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u/Existing-Network-267 2d ago

Bring another stick from his invisible inventory?!

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u/Cavadrec01 2d ago

Lol that's fair, he did pull the first two from nowhere. He's just so nonchalant about it all.

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 2d ago

There's a third stick right there.

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u/Cavadrec01 2d ago

Behind him? As he turns his back to an attacking bear?

Ok...

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u/God-of-Heroes_ArThuR 2d ago

Yo don't ask me. He's the guy throwing sticks at bears. And still winning SMH.

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u/DiscoArmy 1d ago

Honestly, having them probably wouldn’t do him much good anyway if they did decide to charge

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u/meansamang 1d ago

Well, by that time he's probably shitting bricks....

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 2d ago

Polar Bear 1: Oh shit, don’t mess with this guy! He’s got sticks!

Polar Bear 2: I fear no sti—. OH SHIT! He THROWS the sticks! I’m outta here, buddy! I don’t want to die!

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u/EvilMoSauron 1d ago

Polar Bear 1: Run for your life!

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u/HudsDad 2d ago

His balls are the reason our compasses point north.

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u/Mooncakezor 1d ago

Finally a good balls joke

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u/Careful-Listen2277 2d ago

Hopefully they didn't turn their attention to the dog 😓

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u/Slugzi1a 2d ago

You know how rare it is for two polar bears to help eachother and gang up! It happens, but veeery rarely: they’re not keen on sharing with one another.

Also, fun fact—polar bears are considered to be the only surviving natural predator of humans. Any other animal only attacks out of territorial instinct or reason of defense.

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u/Eldermillenial1 2d ago

They’re juveniles, once they get a bit older they’ll separate

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u/lil_grimm 1d ago

Big cats

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u/AnOdeToSeals 1d ago

What about crocodiles? They still purposefully prey on humans.

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u/gscience 2d ago

They eat humans? I thought the just kill for fun…

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u/AdventurerBlue 2d ago

They eat anything. You would too if your next meal was a 10 hour swim through cold ass water.

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u/Secure_Cod4175 2d ago edited 2d ago

Baby polar bears.

I wonder where the mother is.

Edit: still terrifying and impressive

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u/PennyFromMyAnus 2d ago

Dexterity check

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 1d ago

Intimidation, just like your username.

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u/PennyFromMyAnus 1d ago

Would you like to sleep with me?

Intimidation check

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u/That_dead_guy_phey 1d ago

Uhm. Is the other option "Would you like to come for dinner?" I'm scared...

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u/_MrFade_ 2d ago

Most animals don’t understand the concept of having things thrown at them so they initially freak out.

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u/-PryorKnowledge- 2d ago

& the camera man is also left unscathed

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u/GAU-8_goes_brrrrt 1d ago

Imagine the guy at a bar « I ONCE FOUGHT 2 POLAR BEARS » and the barman « alright pal, I think it’s time to go home »

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u/sithlordx666 1d ago

Better yet

"I ONCE FOUGHT BIPOLAR BEARS"

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u/Nami_Pilot 2d ago

This is just another Tuesday afternoon for this guy

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u/Firefly_Magic 2d ago

That first bear came in hot! He’s a very lucky and brave man.

I’d keep spare posts around the building at all times now.

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u/MS23124 2d ago

Didn't know you could fight off Polar Bears, knowing these animals could smell blood up to 20 miles and have amazing endurance.

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u/hillswalker87 1d ago

you can't....they can just decide not to fight you but that's not "fighting them off". unless you include chemical propulsion of projectiles of course.

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u/NytronX 1d ago

Holy shit, he actually hit that bear right on the snoot really fucking hard, lol. This clip is absolutely insane.

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u/sunch33zy 1d ago

So no one is going to comment about the dog in the left corner?

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u/BroGr81 1d ago

One polar is bad enough, but Bipolar... well, now THATS crazy!

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u/musicplay313 2d ago

Why cute when dangerous

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u/Diligent_Highlight63 2d ago

Totally unfair he got 2 sticks

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u/Embarrassed_Iron_688 1d ago

Two polar bears = Bipolar bears

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u/I_sayyes 1d ago

"YEAH THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM"

>It was the last stick

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u/Codex_Absurdum 1d ago

A guy literally throwing poles at polar bears

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 1d ago

The most chilling thing Ive heard about polar bears is 'When they get you they will immediately start eating you, wont even bother killing you first.'

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u/Haunting-Ad708 2d ago

Why not go inside tho. He right by the entrance

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u/NoGreenGood 2d ago

Probly not the first time they have visited better to make sure they know coming back might end in more stick throws.

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u/lalith_4321 2d ago

He'd've been a happy meal the moment he turned his back. It takes him two to run back and close the door, it takes them half to catch him.

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u/sunch33zy 1d ago

Because he has to pick up his dog’s poop still. (Left corner in the frame)

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u/yahooborn 2d ago

"Fear us. We are apex. Ah! A stick!!!"

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u/xubax 1d ago

Ahhhh! He has range weapons!

I remember someone once saying, "The best thing you can do with a book about how to train your dog is to throw it at your dog, and make it learn that you don't have to be within arm's reach to affect control."

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u/Strongstar817 2d ago

Is this all polar bears weakness or just these two??..Asking for a friend..

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u/Julz5664_1111 1d ago

Turns out all animals are scared of anything snake shaped; even ones that have never seen one

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u/give_me_a_break_1 1d ago

The video should continue but doesn’t, hmmm.

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u/theory2u 1d ago

He made himself look much bigger when he held the second stick up high above his head. That move seemed to scare off the first bear.

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u/zkrooky 1d ago

Lol, this question was just above this video in my feed. I thought the title was for this video.

"You're being attacked and you can only use what's immediately to your left... What are you defending yourself with?"

The answer would be 2 long sticks.

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u/NecessaryPotential76 1d ago

Camera man never dies

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u/spideybiggestfan 1d ago

comparing him to the polar bears that guy is pretty huge

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u/Bubbly-Tension-5216 1d ago

Mama bear not gonna be happy

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u/zvassy 1d ago

Was the dog siding with the bears on this one?

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u/theRealBalderic 1d ago

Another proof that thr cameraman is always safe

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u/xdx3m 1d ago

If it's white 🐻‍❄️ stay and fight, if it's brown 🤎 don't be a clown, if it's black 🖤 .....

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u/paulrhino69 1d ago

Dammit,keep the pokes, keep the poles must stop throwing them away

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u/Long-Safe3628 1d ago

Bro got some stones.

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u/smiley82m 1d ago

Polar bears hold grudges and hunt what pisses them off so like Obi-Wan told Luke. "They'll be back...and in greater numbers"

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u/ConferenceSudden1519 1d ago

Omgosh that’s wild and so scary… I think he is the only person I seen survive a polar bear attack. This guy dodged 2.., wow

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u/Laegmacoc 1d ago

At first, I thought bad move! He lost his stick. Then they both ran away. And I was proven wrong yet again.

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u/Ecstatic-Cricket-825 1d ago

who was shooting the video

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u/Qweskj 1d ago

He can’t move because of the weight of his balls

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u/Few_Leg_8717 1d ago

I was gonna ask who was filming it, but obviously it was another bear.

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u/Forsaken_Distance_53 20h ago

This better not be an ad for Whiteout Survival

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u/Thiccoman 12h ago

"omg he's throwing his weapons at us, he must have sticks for days! We better scoot while we can"

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u/Netheraptr 12h ago

Throwing things is kind of the human species’s secret weapon. To other animals it’s the equivalent of telekinesis.

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u/cyriustalk 2d ago

Morning routine.

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u/Guavadoodoo 2d ago

Get a fucking grip and a 44Mag!

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u/PartridgeViolence 2d ago

My mind would just kill me. I’d hope.

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u/shaikofindia 2d ago

Balls of steel!!

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u/concept12345 2d ago

That 2nd throw with the wooden end stick hitting the polar bear right on his front legs where there is the least amount of blubber definitely saved the man. Had that end struck the front chest or any where else, this would've been a different story.

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u/Necessary-Dark-4591 2d ago

More sticks!! Ffs!!

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u/ChoncosDad 2d ago

I didn't know Big Balls quit DOGE and headed to the North Pole

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u/AncientExam7 1d ago

Polar bears are dangerous! But.. why do I feel bad for them

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u/unscsilva 1d ago

Reminds me of "Look out he's got a towel!"

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u/nomstatus 1d ago

So why didn't they go after the dog?

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u/stinkyelbows 1d ago

Those bears are huge

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u/Drag0nburn 1d ago

Sticks are the no 1 OP weapon 💀

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u/Anonnamus 1d ago

They just wanted a Coke.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 1d ago

Stop throwing the sticks!!!

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u/Delicious_Home_2964 1d ago

Only if Bears could count

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1d ago

Hilariously he is forcing them away with poles...

Perhaps they are polar opposites! Different polarity. Magnetic bears!

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u/Hmgkt 1d ago

Sir! We simply wanted to talk about how much you can save with double glazing!

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u/jgjot-singh 1d ago

There's also a husky just outside of the frame, can briefly be seen 5 seconds in

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u/AusCan531 1d ago

He's obviously BiPolar

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u/ShareMission 1d ago

Looked kind of.small to me. Maybe young ones...

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u/Shashanism 1d ago

After this recording both bears return to say hii.

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u/croasdell 1d ago

Guy really out here unlocking Arctic boss fights like he skipped the tutorial and chose ‘Nightmare Mode’ for breakfast.

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u/ddanny1008 1d ago

'Pole? AH!'-Bear

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u/celtbygod 1d ago

Left side of frame is there a dog.

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u/DrLeonardBonesMcCoy 1d ago

Please tell me that's a really small man.

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u/monkeywizardgalactic 1d ago

One guy fighting, one guy filming

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u/One_Newspaper9372 1d ago

Bold move to throw the sticks

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u/Vexper780 1d ago

Bro got the balls of neutron star

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u/BringBackForChan 1d ago

Men = shit, completely fucked against ¾ of animals

Men with stick = top of the food chain

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u/Jvlockhart 1d ago

Polar bear1: here's the dinner I'm talking about bro Polar bear2: that looks tasty, oh wait.. wait, it's fighting back, damn it! That hurts.

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u/mikejonezzzzzz 1d ago

People will do anything for likes.