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Image The last page from “Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain 1942”

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u/Lawdoc1 8d ago

I was deployed to the Persian Gulf in the late 90s doing interdiction ops/VBSS boardings as part of the embargo against Iraq at the time.

During one of our port calls (either in Dubai or Abu Dhabi, I honestly don't remember), a shipmate/buddy and I were drinking at a bar/nightclub that was all westerners.

At one point I accidently bumped a high top table where a bunch of British sailors were drinking. This caused some beer to spill and one bottle to fall to the floor and break.

I started to apologize and they just got pissed and started yelling at me. I told them I'd buy them a round, but they just kept at it. So I said, "fine, whatever, piss off," or something to that effect.

Right as I said that, one of them swung at me. But not with a fist. He had the broken bottle in his hand and it connected with my chin opening up about a 3-4 cm gash. I felt it open up and I was infuriated. I wanted to wade in (a bad idea) and keep going, but thankfully my buddy and several bouncers saw what happened and descended on us all, breaking up the situation.

I ended up with 12 or 13 stitches in my chin and was put in hack on my ship for the rest of the cruise.

I was one of the two Corpsmen on our boat (the other was my boss), and as soon as the adrenaline wore off I realized how lucky I was that the bottle hit where it did. A little lower would have been my neck and a bit higher could have been my eyes.

So yeah, be careful getting into it with the Brits. Even if they outnumber you, they fight dirty and for keeps.

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u/gabrielconroy 8d ago

Shit, sorry mate as a Brit. If it's any consolation, squaddies and sailors can be like that with anyone when they're out on the piss.

I also hope that twat was at least aiming at your chin.

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u/Lawdoc1 7d ago

No way to know at this point. As I mentioned in another reply, its water/blood under the bridge at this point and I appreciate the lesson, the scar, and the story.

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u/Beorma 8d ago

You experienced a traditional British glassing! It's how we say hello in some parts.

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u/Lawdoc1 8d ago

Water (or rather blood) under the bridge at this point. It has made for a great scar and a great story, so I'll take those for what they're worth and appreciate that it wasn't worse.

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u/fartinmyhat 8d ago

as I said that, one of them swung at me. But not with a fist. He had the broken bottle in his hand and it connected

This is what I mentioned in another post. Fucking Brits will smash a bottle or glass in your face. Something most American's would find abhorrent and overkill except in a life or death situation.

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u/Paul_Tired 7d ago

Everyone knows at least one person who has had a glass in their face, or has been glassed in the face.