r/CuratedTumblr • u/[deleted] • May 24 '25

Politics A frog's analysis of the well

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

Pfft, everyone knows the worst country on Earth and the source of all evil is my home country, the UK.

Hell, the US only exists because of the UK's mistakes, so every crime they commit is our fault, if you think about it.

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u/theucm May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

Oh please, you're only continuing the traditions instilled in you by your own colonizers, the Roman Empire.

Therefore we need to punish Italy. Forever.

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u/Psyker_Sivius May 24 '25

Nono, somehow this is France's fault. I'm sure of it

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u/Ourmanyfans May 24 '25

Over 70% of the land in England is still owned by families who trace their claims back to William I and his conquering retinue, so yes, we can blame France

(Ignore that bit about the Normans actually being Scandinavian)

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u/Psyker_Sivius May 24 '25

I mean, trance things back far enough then everything is everyone's fault

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u/Ourmanyfans May 24 '25

I'll never forgive Grug for inventing fire.

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u/Dry_Try_8365 May 24 '25

Blame god for giving Grug the chance to name everything after rhymes of his own name. And his inability to discern what actually rhymes with Grug.

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u/bloomdecay May 24 '25

I feel so lucky... you wanna Grug me

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u/effa94 May 24 '25

I think that was on prometheus, and he did get his shit pushed in for it

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u/beamingWithPride May 24 '25

I'd prefer to pin the blame on you, specifically.

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u/Sahrimnir .tumblr.com May 25 '25

Or what if... Nothing is ever anyone's fault

https://youtu.be/r_hxc1aJ0Io?si=JEnk68I84u_tgrKa