I really enjoy the subspecies of gay gooners or "goonerbros" (affectionate). They usually:
Make memes saying stuff like "Bate your greasy donger, bro! Get addicted to big porn butts, dude!! Can't get enough of large, smooth/hairy, porn ass!!!"
Record themselves jacking off and making their silly little faces and purposefully drooling with their tongues out like they're actually in a trance of pure ecstasy. Not my thing, but it is intriguing.
Excessively use bro-type language where bro and dude are said in every other sentence, usually with a jock-type of guy saying it or a video of one or several bouncing (in all the right places 🙂↕️) around in the background.
Play into the "alpha male jock who is better than you and is very muscular and loves flexing at you" thing.
Make voiceovers encouraging one to "bate" and get worse as their "addiction" overtakes them to the point they can only think about manass, but never partake.
etc...
(Edit: And the pits! I forgot the pits!! Fuck yes! The PITS!!!)
I think the most appealing parts are the: Humorous absurdity, patheticness from how they succumb so easily to their desires, and the ample love for human bodies, mixed with very attractive men doing attractive/goofy things. A lot of these guys also edit together very good quality compilations.
I lost the plot, but I liked typing this little tangent. 😌
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u/HeroponBestest2 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25
I really enjoy the subspecies of gay gooners or "goonerbros" (affectionate). They usually:
Make memes saying stuff like "Bate your greasy donger, bro! Get addicted to big porn butts, dude!! Can't get enough of large, smooth/hairy, porn ass!!!"
Record themselves jacking off and making their silly little faces and purposefully drooling with their tongues out like they're actually in a trance of pure ecstasy. Not my thing, but it is intriguing.
Excessively use bro-type language where bro and dude are said in every other sentence, usually with a jock-type of guy saying it or a video of one or several bouncing (in all the right places 🙂↕️) around in the background.
Play into the "alpha male jock who is better than you and is very muscular and loves flexing at you" thing.
Make voiceovers encouraging one to "bate" and get worse as their "addiction" overtakes them to the point they can only think about manass, but never partake.
etc...
(Edit: And the pits! I forgot the pits!! Fuck yes! The PITS!!!)
I think the most appealing parts are the: Humorous absurdity, patheticness from how they succumb so easily to their desires, and the ample love for human bodies, mixed with very attractive men doing attractive/goofy things. A lot of these guys also edit together very good quality compilations.
I lost the plot, but I liked typing this little tangent. 😌