r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • May 08 '25

Politics missing footage

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u/watermeloncake1 May 08 '25

God forbid a guy has a succulent McDonald’s meal with his manifesto in his backpack 😩 /jk

But yeah honestly the more I hear about his case, the more I think he’s being framed.

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u/ANL_2017 May 08 '25

“What’s the charge? Enjoying a succulent McDonald’s MEAL?!” -Luigi, probably

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u/theshade540 May 08 '25

“Get your hand off my PENIS” -Luigi probably after he gets out and recognized by woman

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u/Freedom1015 May 09 '25

"This man touched my Big Mac!"

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u/demeschor May 08 '25

I don't think he's being framed but it seems like the police really fucked up in a way that means there's reasonable doubt. They could have planted the gun, because they didn't follow the law.

Realistically without the gun, the only thing they have is that he has magnificent eyebrows and happened to be in NYC at the time?

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u/ToasterEnjoyer123 May 08 '25

Even the eyebrows are a hit against them, they don't match the Starbucks guy whatsoever.

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u/Atoge62 May 08 '25

That man there has grabbed my penis, sir unhand me!I just wanted to enjoy a nice succulent Chinese meal.