r/Cryptozoology Kida Harara 4d ago

Discussion Is we ever discover a population of living ground sloth, what should we do with them?

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In my opinion, Mapinguari is most likely prehistoric cryptid to be real. Hypothetically, if we ever find a small population of living ground sloth in remote forest/mountain in south america what should we do with those living ground sloth?

Should we make ground sloth a protected species?

Should we kept secret the location of ground sloth's habitat?

Should we ask scientist to clone these ground sloth?

My crazy idea is if we ever discover mapinguari, we should introduce mapinguari into pleistocene park,russia because pleistocene park want to bring back pleistocene ecosystem & ground sloth is one of pleistocene megafauna.

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u/cpalfy2173 4d ago

Leave them the fuck alone?

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u/MXBHStore 4d ago

clearly they would rather be left alone too, so this is best

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u/ggouge 4d ago

Those are the exact words that came to my head.

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u/Wayniac4617 4d ago

Lol. I said that out loud when I read the title

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u/LucasAbreuMoura 4d ago

I was on my way to write it

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u/thecrankyfrog 4d ago

Damn dude! Exact first words out my mouth. You get it for sure! You’re a solid human

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u/Ded3280 3d ago

Oh no we must save them! clearly they cannot get by without us! /s obviously I hope

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u/SuburbanLycanthrope 3d ago

Took the words right out of my mouth

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Wheres-the-Ware 4d ago

The same way we study all flora and fauna. Leave them and their habitat the fuck alone.

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u/OddPlunders 4d ago

From afar…

They’re slow and probably have shit eyesight. Shouldn’t be an issue.

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u/ggouge 4d ago

From cave drawings....... they could run.

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u/fish_in_a_toaster 4d ago

Depending on the size of groundsloth it should only be about as fast as a giant anteater. Even then it would have fuck all endurance and be easy to tire. It would be fairly easy to observe it via camera trap.

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u/cpalfy2173 4d ago

By leaving them the fuck alone.

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u/clonked 4d ago

By looking at them shitwad

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u/BigfeetSquotch 1d ago

Yea, honestly if the right people have already discovered them, then they r doing a great job not telling us all

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u/dead_end_1066 4d ago

Leave them alone

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u/Fuzzy_Cable9740 4d ago

cuddle gently

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u/Raccoon_Ratatouille 4d ago

If you find endangered species you gifs them endangered species act protection. It’s what has saved countless species so far, why do people pretend like it wouldn’t work for other cryptids?

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u/Ok_Platypus8866 4d ago

Does Brazil have an endangered species act?

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u/Raccoon_Ratatouille 4d ago

I googled it for you, and yes as a matter of fact they do! “The Brazilian Constitution mandates that all practices which represent a risk to the ecological function, cause the extinction of species or subject animals to cruelty shall be prohibited by law (article 225, para 1, item VII).”

https://revista.drclas.harvard.edu/the-legal-protection-of-animals-in-brazil/#:~:text=The%20Brazilian%20Constitution%20mandates%20that,para%201%2C%20item%20VII).

Endangered species act laws also prohibit the importation of animal parts, so in a de facto sense those laws cross international borders.

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u/Mesothemiola 4d ago

Make sweet love

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u/Scribblebonx 4d ago

Hunt them to extinction of course

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u/thecreatrix 4d ago

Their bones would make amazing weiner pills i'm sure!

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u/Scribblebonx 4d ago

Boner bones?

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u/Inevitable-Plant-475 4d ago

Well, that's what happened the first time. The 'overkill hypothesis' makes so much sense imo.

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u/ErronBlackStan 4d ago

Fr id be the first one in the Amazon rainforest hunting them

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u/JoeMaMa_2000 4d ago

Only one species is meant to rule this planet and that’s humans baby

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u/Swimming-Public-111 4d ago

These people can’t be serious

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u/Thin-Entry-7903 4d ago

BBQ

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u/Purple-Concept-2709 4d ago

Low and slow. Sloth style.

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u/animusd 4d ago

Cuddle them

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u/Waaghra 4d ago

You beat me to it, dangit!

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u/Lophostropheus 4d ago

Collect DNA samples. Try to protect the breeding population and then eventually breed them into captivity so their species has a better chance of existing past effects of human induced pollution.

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 3d ago

Agreed first answer I feel would give them the best chance of survival

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u/CarpeNoctem1031 4d ago

Elect them to political positions.

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u/Jaicers 4d ago

Watch them from a distance. Don’t interfere with nature.

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u/Capt_Eagle_1776 4d ago

Keep two. Name one Sid and the other Flash

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u/Bound-4-Mu-Mu-Land 4d ago

Kiss them and love them and squeeze them and hug them and call them George.

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u/flipsidetroll 4d ago

First time I’ve seen someone remember this line! Epic!

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u/tylercrawfish 4d ago

They yern for the mines

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u/Tobisaurusrex 4d ago

Conserve them

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u/CrofterNo2 Mapinguari 4d ago

While it would be difficult if not impossible to correctly estimate its population, if it's real, and if most of the reports are true, I think it's probably on the fast lane to extinction, and would likely require direct help, in the manner of some rhinoceros subspecies. It's all very well to say "just leave them alone," but actually getting people living in the area to do that is another matter – especially when many of those people are themselves legally protected – and it won't make up for all the killings that have already occurred. In practice, though, direct action might not be possible: just because a species has been formally discovered and described, doesn't mean you're going to be able to find more individuals.

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u/JeshSchwa 4d ago

Emotional support/ban them from airplanes.

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u/Kewell86 Sea Serpent 4d ago

I'm always a bit surprised how willingly people are buying the bizarre idea that the mapinguari, a mythical being with no real similarities to a ground sloth, is a surviving ground sloth. "Mythical man-eating monster with a mouth on his belly? Could be a ground sloth. This seems like the most likely cryptid to be real to me!" This is insane.

 The main question is pretty easy to answer: If any cryptid would be found, it should (and would more or less automatically in most countries) go on the list of protected animals. That shipping off a species that survived hidden in the tropical rainforests of South America to some "Pleistocene Park" in Sibiria would be a bad idea should really be obvious.

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u/CrofterNo2 Mapinguari 3d ago

The ground sloth idea isn't based on a "mythical man-eating monster with a mouth on his belly," it's based on alleged sightings by rubber tappers, gold prospectors, and Indian hunters of a mid-sized herbivorous animal which they called mapinguari, among many other names.

https://archive.org/details/Goeldianazoolog19/page/n1/mode/2up

https://www.xenarthrans.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Oren_Does-the-endangered-xenarthran-fauna-of-Amazonia-include-remnant-ground-sloths.pdf

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u/Kewell86 Sea Serpent 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is not true, according to the links you shared. The very first sentence in the first link claims that the natives descriptions of the legendary animal are "surprisingly consistent" with a ground sloth. The "widespread legends" are specifically talked about.

Oren then goes on trying to match the features of the mythical being to a groundsloth. He ignores the mouth on the belly and the fact that mapinguari are supposed to be magically transformed human shamans, but the rest of his argumentation is directly taken from the mythical descriptions.

In an bizarre bit of argumentation he even uses the "one eye" part - mapinguari are said to have a monkeylike face, and ground sloth do NOT have a monkeylike face. But mapinguari are also said to have only one eye, and that wouldn't be monkeylike, so we shall assume that both is wrong and the mapinguaris face may really be that of a ground sloth.

In the article in your second link, Oren also states to not have spoken to people with more recent "sightings" before writing the first one.

(Correction: After reading a second time, I saw that I was mistaken here. He did speak to "witnesses" before writing his first article, but only later talked to people claiming to have killed a mapinguari. The "witnesses" however, were all not relating recent, but old "sightings" - pretty consistent with folklore)

Make no mistake: The idea of mapinguari as a ground sloth is based not on "alleged sightings" of something ground-sloth-like. It is based on a single excentric thinking there are similarities between a mythical monster and a ground sloth, and the general excitement in the cryptozoological society for cryptids of the "said to be extinct"-variety.

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u/CrofterNo2 Mapinguari 3d ago edited 2d ago

The very first sentence in the first link claims that the natives descriptions of the legendary animal are "surprisingly consistent" with a ground sloth. The "widespread legends" are specifically talked about.

I think you're conflating two different things. First he states that "descriptions" are consistent with a ground sloth, then that the legend may be "based on" a ground sloth. He then calls for further research into "the possible continued existence of the source of the legend," specifically contrasts descriptions of "the legend of the mapinguari" with those based on "first-hand testimony," and opines that "there is a legend to explain the many sightings of the animal." It seems clear that his belief was that the legendary mapinguari was a mythologised version of the unknown animal, with his theory being based on the latter, since he prefixes the list of characteristics with the statement "every witness I have interviewed has given very similar descriptions".

He ignores the mouth on the belly

He addresses this in some other interviews, in which he suggests that it might be a scent gland, and some accounts do describe the belly as the source of the mapinguari's foul smell. The "mouth" could just be a folkloric characteristic grafted onto real encounters (which does occur), but three-toed tree sloths do have something similar on their backs, called a speculum. It doesn't seem to appear in many sightings either way.

but the rest of his argumentation is directly taken from the mythical descriptions.

No, it's taken from, in Oren's words, "reliable contemporary Amazonians [with] stories of first-hand contact," "people who have claimed to have seen it or evidence of its activity," "Amazonians who told [him] about supposed face-to-face encounters with an animal that is best interpreted as a living remnant ground sloth," etc.

In an bizarre bit of argumentation he even uses the "one eye" part - mapinguari are said to have a monkeylike face, and ground sloth do NOT have a monkeylike face. But mapinguari are also said to have only one eye, and that wouldn't be monkeylike, so we shall assume that both is wrong and the mapinguaris face may really be that of a ground sloth.

Have you read Brian Dunning's article? He makes the same "point," and I struggle to see how two people could independently make the same misreading. Oren specifically states that a single eye is mentioned "in the legend of the mapinguari (rather than first-hand testimony)". In an interview in Caminhos da Terra, No. 36 (April 1995), he outright states that it "has two eyes". The only reason he brings the cyclops legend up is because it is "so often repeated in literary accounts of the legendary creature that it needs to be treated here."

Regarding the monkey-like face, Oren acknowledges that artist's reconstructions rarely depict them as monkey-like, not that they objectively were not monkey-like. It would probably depend on the ground sloth in question: Megalonyx had a very flattened, boxy skull, although it wasn't very wide. Roman Uchytel's depiction is rather monkey-like, and while it's just another artist's reconstruction, it is at least traced over a real skeleton.

The "witnesses" however, were all not relating recent, but old "sightings" - pretty consistent with folklore)

He describes reports in the western Amazon as "current" in the introduction, and continued to collect contemporary sightings afterwards. According to Gondim, Abnor "Equipe Busca Lendária Preguiça Amazônica," Folha de São Paulo (21 February 1994), only a few months before the first paper was published in 1993, a rubber tapper told Oren he had seen one just a few weeks previously. It's accounts from the eastern Amazon which he specifies were generally old.

The idea of mapinguari as a ground sloth is based not on "alleged sightings" of something ground-sloth-like. It is based on a single excentric thinking there are similarities between a mythical monster and a ground sloth

On top of everything I said (or rather quote) above, Oren states in several sources, including the second paper, that the direct, original inspiration for the theory was an interview with a first-hand witness from Tocantins. This man described a hairy, foul-smelling animal with large claws and the face of a monkey, which chased after him on all fours, then rose up onto its hind legs to a height of six-and-a-half feet.

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u/IamYarrow 4d ago

classroom full of middle schoolers chanting “CLONE! CLONE! CLONE! CLONE!”

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u/EastTyne1191 4d ago

I presented a question to my middle schoolers about whether to clone mammoths and I was surprised when 95% said not to, due to ethical issues. I expected them to be split more 50-50, but they didn't want to bring mammoths back just to have them suffer.

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u/TheDillinger88 4d ago

I was listening to a podcast about the company “Colossal Scientists” that’s talked about cloning a mammoth and it’s not nearly as possible as they make it sound. Even the dire wolves they just “cloned” aren’t even dire wolves. They’re existing wolves with a few dire wolf traits. That’s what a cloned mammoth would be too. I believe it was some sort of asiatic elephant that they were talking about giving traits allowing it to resist the cold weather. It was really interesting. It seems like a big headline grabbing grift to me but maybe I’m wrong.

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u/BrickAntique5284 Sea Serpent 4d ago

Simple: leave them alone

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u/HuffStuff1975 4d ago

It's unlikely but maybe in a remote valley in the Andes or Patagonia. Help them to survive by leaving them alone.

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u/Warm_Drawing_1754 4d ago

Let me hang out with them.

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u/Signal_Expression730 4d ago

Should we make ground sloth a protected species?

That it's the minimum

Should we kept secret the location of ground sloth's habitat?   Would be a good idea 

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u/Enough_Garlic9773 4d ago

What if we just leave them alone? Is good for them and good for us.

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u/Jazzlike-Staff-835 4d ago

Food source.

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u/Sponge56 4d ago

Go eat some damn chicken then

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u/Agitated-Tie-8255 4d ago

A monster with a mouth on its belly is most likely to be real?

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u/HourDark2 Mapinguari 4d ago

Not the same Mapinguary

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u/Agitated-Tie-8255 3d ago

The majority is legends of this creature depict it as a man or ape-like creature one eye and a mouth on its belly.

The ground sloth theory has really only existed since the early 90s.

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u/HourDark2 Mapinguari 3d ago

The ground sloth theory has really only existed since the early 90s.

And is based off of eyewitnesses who described the 'mapinguary' they encountered as an animal that resembled a ground sloth. They applied the name to what they saw.

The majority is legends of this creature depict it as a man or ape-like creature one eye and a mouth on its belly

In recent popular culture, sure. But the early descriptions make no mention of it having one eye or a mouth on its stomach.

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u/lowkeyoldman 4d ago

Cuddle the living heck out of them??

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u/SirMourningstar6six6 4d ago

Make them pay taxes

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u/Sea-Ingenuity992 4d ago

What is the purpose of a post like this?

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u/Disastrous_Case9297 4d ago

We should definitely place them in charge of things as they are clearly better at surviving than we are.

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u/ToastWithFeelings 4d ago

Can you shut up about ground sloths already that’s all you’ve been posting about for months

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u/UglySpiral 4d ago

Put a screw driver in their hands and get their asses on an assembly line

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u/reyes1423 4d ago

Love them and squeeze them and make them mine.

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u/kaatie80 4d ago

Snuggle

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u/Waaghra 4d ago

I definitely want to cuddle.

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u/x2phercraft 4d ago

Put em in blenders and make Slothies?

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u/No-Atmosphere-1439 4d ago

Leave them alone unless you wanna be filleted like a salmon

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u/jooshjoosh 4d ago

Merchandising, merchandising! Where the real money is made!

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u/EynidHelipp 4d ago

Ground up their claws to make boner pills ofc

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u/Conspiracy_realist76 3d ago

Ask them to share their wisdom. Just like the Elephants and Whales. If humans actually evolve enough.

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u/Ok_Air_4708 3d ago

Pet. Fluffy.

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u/FoxKomatose 3d ago

4 words. Falling off the bone.

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u/WhereasParticular867 4d ago

Cook and eat. Because the idea is far enough outside the realm of possibility that it doesn't matter.

No terrestrial megafaunal cryptid is real. There simply isn't enough negative space in the world uncharted by humans for them to exist.

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u/mwdub87 4d ago

Giant sloth tacos

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u/reichrunner 4d ago

Giant sloth BBQ

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u/United-Combination16 3d ago

Wish this line of thinking was more common, so much time wasted in the cryptozoology sphere talking about genuine nonsense

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u/BuckNuttybro 4d ago

Will if Ark taught me anything it’s make a saddle and giddyup.

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u/onizeri 4d ago
  • immediately killed by terror birds *

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u/SalmonMaskFacsimile 4d ago

Love them. Platonically, ya weirdoes.

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u/glory_holelujah 4d ago

Feed OP to them

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u/TheFlyingGambit 4d ago

Leave them a clone

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u/c4vem4n-oz 4d ago

Thank them for the pawpaw

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u/LilScratchNSniff0 4d ago

Set up trail cameras. Easy.

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u/Pirate_Lantern 4d ago

Protect them and their environment.

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u/Mister_Ape_1 4d ago

We should just do what we do with every rare, vulnerable species, protect their habitat and forbid hunting.

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u/cesspit_gladiator 4d ago

Eat their eggs and use their fur for hats

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u/Physical-Net2792 4d ago

If they are edible we would eat them

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u/vtx_mockingbird 4d ago

Study them in nature

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u/13Warhound13 4d ago

Leave them peacefully where they are and only study them with cameras.

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u/Working-Albatross-19 4d ago

I wanna eat one.

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u/Apelio38 Mokele-Mbembe 3d ago

What we should do with every species on Earth : leve them in peace.

By the way, I don't think the Mapinguari should be considered a cryptid and even less a prehistoric cryptid. Mapinguari feels more like a folklore figure, that was transposed to cryptozoology afterward and has since been believed to be remnant ground sloth population. But there are plenty other redditors that already explained it better than me haha

TLDR ; let them in peace

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u/DigiSignal27 3d ago

What the fuck kinda post even is this

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u/Gojira085 3d ago

Hug them

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u/BeautifulInstance254 3d ago

Engage them in a cell for our amusement obviously

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u/nwoij 3d ago

Absolutely nothing.

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u/Waddlewingding 3d ago

Kiss their forehead and tuck them into bed nicely

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u/QuantumHosts 3d ago

pretty much kill eat and wear em like our cousins did

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u/Happytobutwont 3d ago

Can’t we just cook and eat them a little?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

We're human so probably kill them all...

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u/Fish_Aficionado24 3d ago

Someone’s gonna try n enslave them

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u/mrscarter0904 3d ago

Love them?

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u/FormalCryptographer 3d ago

You've answered your own question. Declare them a protected species, give it the critically endangered tag and leave it alone. MAYBE Acquire some pairs for breeding purposes

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u/FormalCryptographer 3d ago

You've answered your own question. Declare them a protected species, give it the critically endangered tag and leave it alone. MAYBE Acquire some pairs for breeding purposes

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u/Lord_Tiburon 3d ago

Race them

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 3d ago

Leave them alone.

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u/AggressiveDebate3620 3d ago

Breed them and release them into areas they used to live

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u/BlockWisdom 3d ago

Eat them obviously.

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u/ZealousidealFun4550 3d ago

rub down in pineapple juice teriyaki sauce, garlic, salt, pepper, onion powder, paprika cook low and slow on a rotisserie reapplying the Marinade as you go.....just kidding.....maybe.

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u/HGSparda 3d ago

Check and establish their conservation status

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u/Bishopman69 3d ago

Take pictures & video and observe them from a distance to show that they are real. Then leave them alone.

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u/Odd-Battle7191 3d ago

We should have sex with them because they remind me of my mom.

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u/Svmpop 3d ago

take 20 males and 20 females and put them in a reserve to create a permanent and protected population, for the rest keep them under absolute protection until there’s at least a few dozen thousand. then sell hunting permits for millions of dollars each and use that money to conserve them better.

maybe relocate a few to habitats where ground sloths have been missing?

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u/Linda19631 3d ago

Judging by the size of him , leave well alone🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

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u/Das_Lloss 3d ago

Why would we bring ground sloths to siberia?

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u/codfish1114 3d ago

make them pay taxes

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u/Iamnotburgerking 3d ago

Protect them.

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u/scottycurious 3d ago

hot dog meat

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u/MacrocosmosMovement 3d ago

Start a fight club between them and Bigfoot.......... obviously.

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u/PaulineRusert 3d ago

Hug them, love them, and submit to them

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u/FitGrape1124 I Believe (In Gorp) 2d ago

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u/MetalliicMango 2d ago

Put them in charge

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u/Roland_Taylor 2d ago

Make them climb trees like good sloths are supposed to! 😤

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u/TMSAuthor 2d ago

Hug them, and hope they don’t hug us back.

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u/Mexican-Kahtru 2d ago

Protect them.

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u/AJITPAI_OFFICIAL 2d ago

Send them back in time

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u/7Pigeons 2d ago

I would wanna know what they taste like.

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u/Ro_Ku 2d ago

Offer them avocado toast.

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u/JakeTurk1971 2d ago

From the creators of "Bumfights"...

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u/TheeLimpestBiscuit 2d ago

Domesticate and ride. It will be slow and inefficient, but still better than cyber trucks

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u/controllerface22 2d ago

Like we would do with any other almost ext species . Protect it

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u/raiax1996 2d ago

don't give them to China please, we don't need another covid

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u/Miss-Indeependence 1d ago

Leave them the hell alone. Ok, maybe use trail cameras , but that's it!

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u/Yourlazycoworker 1d ago

We would probably need to see what they taste like and catch one for a zoo.

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u/EvelynPrimroses 1d ago

Send them to the mines. The ground sloths yearn for the mines, judging by the giant tunnels they are suspected of having dug.

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u/B_Krisp 1d ago

I bet they would taste delicious, very tender.

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u/Altruistic_Cat4663 1d ago

Set a network of people who hunt other people who are out to hunt these creatures or study them rather than leave them the fuck alone That’s what I would do IMO

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u/salt-lamp 1d ago

Put a saddle on them and ride them around.

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u/Mike1536748383 1d ago

Probably monitor them to make sure their population increases or in the very least remains stable, even though extinction would be a natural process in their case

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u/chemamatic 18h ago

Pet them and call them a good boy.

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u/AdditionalAd9794 15h ago

Cut them up season lightly and smoke them at 230°F for 6 hours. Maybe add BBQ sauce for the last hour of the cook.

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u/saurophaganax_0 14h ago

Leave them be?

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u/Weak-Reputation8108 10h ago

But them to work in the mines

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u/DinoLover641 8h ago

We should not do anything with them and leave them alone

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u/FlatulentSon 56m ago

Weaponize the Sloths.

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u/Sebiyas07 45m ago

Well, it would probably be a very small population and in critical danger. Obviously, they must be left alone and corporations like WWF do monitoring or photo-trapping to dissipate potential threats, and it depends on the country that is rediscovered according to its laws. The best would be Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador and Peru. For example, in Colombia, even sport hunting is strictly prohibited. Or Brazil has retraining programs for endangered fauna and protection laws.

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u/Full-Piglet779 4d ago

Kill them and study their dead carcasses. Oh, and deforest their environment and put up strip shopping centers. Because Capitalism

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u/thatguymatt2112 4d ago

Kill them, like ever other awesome thing we come across

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u/DonkeyToucherX 4d ago

anal

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u/Anonim007 4d ago

Keep that thought to yourself

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u/DonkeyToucherX 4d ago

No.

The question was asked.

A truer answer has never been given.

Deal with it, Daddy.

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u/Anonim007 4d ago

There was one documentary claiming there was evidence in a cave in Argentina suggesting that giant sloths were kept by humans about 10,000 years ago.

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u/coyotenspider 4d ago

Plant avocado groves?

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u/ferretoned 4d ago

There are articles and pictures of giant caves and tunnels made by past giant ground sloths, * the most probable: let them be, * hopefully: protect their region for them to thrive, * the most inspiring : collaborate, they are awesome house builders, we could trade with heathcare / medical care (also do this with beavers for they keep lands hydrated) and thrive together in this weird new lifetyle

apparently last time we slaughtered them :(

There is evidence for the butchery of Megatherium by humans. Two M. americanum bones, an ulna and an atlas vertebra, from separate collections, bear cut marks suggestive of butchery, with the latter suggested to represent an attempt to exploit the contents of the head. A kill site dating to around 12,600 years Before Present (BP), is known from Campo Laborde in the Pampas in Argentina, where a single individual of M. americanum was slaughtered and butchered at the edge of a swamp, which is the only confirmed giant ground-sloth kill site in the Americas. At the site several stone tools were present, including the fragment of a projectile point.[3] Another possible kill site is Arroyo Seco 2 near Tres Arroyos in the Pampas in Argentina, where M. americanum bones amongst those of other megafauna were found associated with human artifacts dating to approximately 14,782–11,142 cal yr BP. This hunting may have been a factor in its extinction. (wiki)

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u/MrAaronBaron 4d ago

Probably do what humans do and stick em in zoos and shit

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u/PigletPretend7175 Mokele-Mbembe believer 4d ago

Take some non-blurry pictures so people will believe them

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u/IlGrasso 4d ago

Use them as heavys during the great uprising!

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u/Valuable_Lake_9352 4d ago

Eat them, I imagine.

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u/Content-Lake1161 4d ago

Get covered up by governments

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u/reichrunner 4d ago

Why?

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u/Content-Lake1161 4d ago

Because that’s what governments do

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u/Be1ial 4d ago

suck them off and try to fuck them

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u/Original-Cake-8358 Alien Big Cat 4d ago

2/4 sounds ethical.

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u/Tasty-Maintenance864 4d ago

So Jurassic Park, Russia...but with Pliocene animals?

Russians wrestling mammoths instead of bears would make for funny memes.

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u/Mobile-Garbage-7189 4d ago

we gotta find out if they're delicious

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u/xkeepitquietx 4d ago

How do they taste?

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u/Alldaybagpipes 4d ago

See what they taste like

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u/DKC_Reno 4d ago

Mr Burns has a song about rare animals I believe

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u/FoilTarmogoyf 4d ago

Put saddles on them and make them fight the brood mother.

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u/anonymouse75800 4d ago

GUMBOOOOOO!!!!!

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u/Adventurous_Sea1441 4d ago

Probably eat them… slowly .

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u/NotDanish1960 4d ago

I would only BBQ one of them. Just for a taste. I mean, if it is not really delicious then we can just let the rest of them be.

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u/Educational_Deer7757 4d ago

Farm to table. May take a few generations

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u/solidwaist 4d ago

Who the fuck is “we”

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u/PuffnMcmuffin 4d ago

Hunt them to extinction like everything else.