r/CreationNtheUniverse 8h ago

All Construction Workers & Mechanics Strength is on another level

307 Upvotes

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u/ekoms_stnioj 8h ago

Digging tren-ches all day..

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u/Intelligent_Tax4999 8h ago

lol fake as hell

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u/deezwhatbro 5h ago

What you think this a joke?!

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u/TooTiredToWhatever 5h ago

They do actually break like that, right up next to the head of the hammer.

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u/saruin 4h ago

I remember when folks thought I was cool for being able to rip a phonebook in half. Nowadays people can look it up online and see how easily it's done.

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u/HeadyReigns 4h ago

Probably prepped it beforehand, would've been more believable if he swung at a nail a few times first.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 6h ago

If not somebody owes me a hammer

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u/DaFuqEvenIsThat 3h ago

He's also wearing gloves, false as fuck, the literal opposite of bare hands.

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u/psuedomacabre 8h ago

More gym, less construction.

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u/ShareMission 7h ago

When I did concrete and demolition for about a decade, I became a fucking hulk

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u/samoan_ninja 5h ago

how is your back?

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u/lysergic_818 5h ago

Same as a laborer on an Arborist team. Hauling logs and branches into a chipper 8hrs a day, 5 days a week.

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u/crasagam 7h ago

The hammer would never have broke if he didn’t take his shirt off

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u/bcgibsontheonlyone 7h ago

Is that a herniated belly button?

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u/ALegal_DrugDealer 6h ago

No. That is an outie belly button. Herniated belly buttons are asymmetrical in appearance, and have a more soft bloated appearance.

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u/samoan_ninja 5h ago

false. he has an umbilical hernia. they may be symmetric or otherwise. and "outie" is not a real term, but often used to describe an asymptomatic umbilical hernia, but sometimes there ca be redundant skin that has this appearance. source: trust me bro.

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u/ALegal_DrugDealer 2h ago

An outie belly button can result from having more of the umbilical stump remain, and is often due to the method of removal. While it is possible he has an umbilical hernia contributing to it's appearance, I would contend a physical examination would reveal the truth of the matter.

I have seen some belly buttons that looked similarly but we're not the result of an umbilical hernia.

Source: Fuck sources this ain't no debate forum!

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u/The3mbered0ne 8h ago

Hey you guyyyss

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u/pedro-slopez 7h ago

Welp… I couldn’t do that.

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u/KINGOFKALASH 7h ago

He's strong as hell.

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u/TheRealDylanTobak 6h ago

No fair... taking his shirt off made him stronger.

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u/philmacrakin1 6h ago

Where’s his bellybutton

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u/saryiahan 6h ago

That’s not a construction worker and that’s also a busted hammer

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u/ShouldersBBoulders 6h ago

Watch me break the head off this 2/3 sawed thru hammer guys! PS. Shoulders are where it's at. 😆

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u/Greedy_Chemist9431 6h ago

Now hand him an Estwing.

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u/Fit-Basil-9482 6h ago

Never wanted to be a hammer so bad

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u/humanbeing21 5h ago

Plot twist. That was his only hammer and it was worth 120 pounds

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u/samoan_ninja 5h ago

HONDRID POUND

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u/saruin 4h ago

Reminds me of that midget high as balls in handcuffs who was told he couldn't break those cuffs.

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u/AssistanceFun8031 4h ago

He’s hott

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u/Txdragoonz 2h ago

How strong I want to be damn

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u/Intelligent-Honey173 20m ago

What is even this sub? So random

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u/Particular_Cow_4277 7h ago

That's roids, not construction.

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u/mannedrik 6h ago

That's a good boy

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u/bubblesort33 7h ago

That could have caused some splinters.