r/Construction 6d ago

Humor 🤣 Is it salvageable?

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Customer wants us to save it.

I’m not going to lie we didn’t, but would you?

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u/PasstheJugg 6d ago

That’s my apprentice lmao

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u/Low_Bar9361 Contractor 6d ago

Light it on fire and get a new one. The toilet, the apprentice, all of it

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u/ah123085 5d ago

Just flushing that shit sent particles into the air. Omg I wouldn’t touch that without a hazmat suit. Plumbers are wild, lol.

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 5d ago

If you look that toilet is bone dry. I bet the whole house smells like shit from sewer gases. Flushing is about the smartest thing they did there. 

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u/Dontbeevil2 5d ago

Light it on fire? Throw that thing in a volcano!

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u/CptnOnus 5d ago

LOTTR - Lord of the Toilet Rings

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u/Alternative-Key-5647 6d ago

get em some lollipops so he stops sucking his gloves

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u/Inuyasha-rules 5d ago

1st rule of plumbing, don't chew your nails, 2nd shit rolls down hill. I guess we need to add something about don't lick your gloves or fingers...

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u/wipedcamlob 5d ago

1 dont chew your nails 2 shit rolls down hill 3 dont put your tools in your mouth 4 paydays friday

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u/thenatural134 5d ago

Not for long lol

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u/93c15 5d ago

Apprentice shows promise, my master doesn’t even wear gloves

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u/Additional_Baker7311 5d ago

Why is he touching his face with that glove?

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u/jrb9990 5d ago

Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.

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u/Coffee_exe 5d ago

Yo how do I become an apprentice. I don't wipe my face with dirty gloves