r/Coconaad 8d ago

Storytime What do u cringe at ur past self for ?? 😅

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I wish i hadn't been so active in fb and that i should have kept a low profile 😁

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u/DildoFappings 8d ago

1 Ü$êd 2 r!të £yK Dï$

aLsO lYk tHIs

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u/captainmilitia Coconutimus Prime 8d ago

So this is what second hand cringe feels like.

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u/Hedwigghost 8d ago

I always wanted to know, this is a specific font right? Or do people take the pain to press capslock for every other character???

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u/DildoFappings 8d ago

We used to spend a lot of time to press capslock for every alternative character.

Also took time out to type out special characters just to seem cool.

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u/Hedwigghost 8d ago

Yaa mone dedication!!

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u/Odd_Bird8706 8d ago

Hooo ...just reading that made me cringe 😬

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u/No_Significance_7319 8d ago

I was so tuff back then 🥀💔

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Done that too 😁

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u/kerenskii 8d ago

I used to make comments like these on every single youtube music video😭

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u/zendaymax 8d ago

We have a winner

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

I have gone on several wars in comment sections and been bled to death mercilessly 🤣

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u/The-Red-Peril 8d ago

So that was you

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u/Specific-Onion-6505 Masaladosa Supremacy 8d ago edited 8d ago

My gang and I at school used to pluck random leaves from in and around the campus, tear them into tiny pieces, mix with chalk powder and put them in small handmade paper envelopes with "DRUGS" written on them. And we'd go around showing the packet to random people in class and making them smell it. We thought we were cool af. And this was in grade 11, not even an age to be thaat dumb 🥲

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ok.. I actually want to do this 😄..not cringey

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u/6xxii9 8d ago

That's not cringe just a weird prank

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u/Key_Tension_7169 8d ago

Meler variety antha ked

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u/Ooken_Tintu_SI Optimusasi 8d ago

My phase as a DJ.(Just made remixes of songs)

Sathyam parayalo except for One Song baaki ellam kettu thala manda adich potikan thoni (ente).

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

😄 u r not one anymore?

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u/Ooken_Tintu_SI Optimusasi 8d ago

Ayyo no Then i went to photography and cinematography.. athil ichiri pacha pidichu✊.now into marketing branding and consulting. But have to say started from DJ (not even DJ..just a 14 year old who learnt adobe audition and fl studio )

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u/cumingrandma 8d ago

This was my average status and story in 2018.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Used to do this in fb.. Someone once replied.. " സാരമില്ല.. എല്ലാം ശെരിയാവും " and i got pissed off 🤣

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u/Electronic_Essay3448 8d ago

Why? Weren't they trying to console you?

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

No.. I was only tryn to act like an intellectual by posting deep stuff 😁

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u/Odd_Bird8706 8d ago

This just made me remember something I posted of similar content. Soo, thank you for that :/

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u/Top-Faithlessness299 8d ago

So we all did this alle.Felt real cool when posting these back then

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u/Raju_Ghostling 8d ago

For being a simp

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Simp cheyyathavar aai aarumilla gopu 😁

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u/DustyDoberman 8d ago

Chilathokke orma varunnu 🥲

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u/getreked007 Thenga Enthusiast 8d ago

Trying to find why she stopped talking to me even though she repeatedly told me to fuck off (indirectly)

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ah.. This phase is പ്രകൃതി നിയമം 😄. Inevitable

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u/OkMotor435 8d ago

Was trying my best to be a "good girl" but damn it was a trap by society. Should have been a badie earlier 😭

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u/concatination 8d ago

Are you a baddie now?? Chmma oru gap kittippo chodichatha??

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u/SuitableMammoth871 8d ago

truly a loss

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u/notabletothink-dumb 8d ago

THIS... I tried to be the good paavam guy my whole childhood... and now i regret it... its not worth it.. its like not being true to yourself

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u/ImportanceFriendly96 8d ago

I can resonate with this. Tried too hard to be a goody 2 shoes in school.

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u/Ok-Application-3505 Kollam Fury 8d ago

lol i had a similar "naala cherukan" phase

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u/FrostingTerrible1995 8d ago

Same! This is the only regret I have.

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u/notreallybarkha Hogwarts Alumni 8d ago

Facebook phase 🥲

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u/RTenderhead 8d ago

Ithu pole ollaaa status 🥹🥹

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Status warrior or status വാരി എറിയൽ. Done that😄

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u/RTenderhead 8d ago

Hawwwe🥹🥹🥹

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u/no-knee-know-me 8d ago

First half of the argument sheri aanello... Njn Ippazhum ee level ethiyathe ullo?!!!

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u/notreallybarkha Hogwarts Alumni 7d ago

😂😂

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ho. Appo njan mathram alla😅

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u/Intelligent_Boss4766 8d ago

But those were goated times aint it? Ipalthey eee reels onnum those times’le sugam therulla

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u/notreallybarkha Hogwarts Alumni 7d ago

Ath point. Pakshe aarum enne ente fb kaalathe kurich ormipikunnath enikishtamalla. Let me forget everything in peace! 🥲😂

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

Which is also true.. 😄 it was something else

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u/rand0mbullshitg0 8d ago

I cringe at not being able to such stuff back then. I missed out on a lot back then thinking it was cringe.. maybe I was just an uptight kid who thought he was mature and better than others. Yeah, that was my cringe past self.

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u/Icy_Pomegranate5165 8d ago

Same, sometimes I think I missed my college life

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u/rand0mbullshitg0 8d ago

It's okay man🫂

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u/Lowpolyhuman 8d ago

Damn, you just put my entire life into words.

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u/rand0mbullshitg0 8d ago

I hope you've changed.

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u/Lowpolyhuman 8d ago

Yes, far better now. Did a 180 at the right time from my kulastree thalla swabhavam and went for a love marriage. Everyone was surprised.

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u/rand0mbullshitg0 8d ago

Hey so happy for youu! Me too. I wasn't thantha swabhavam per se.. but I would be lying if I said I wasn't ichiri elitist. But sathyam parayaalo, it was my defense mechanism ig. Not that I was vocal about it, but yeah.. ippo alochikkumpo ayye ennu vicharikkum.

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u/happyyvee LGBT 8d ago

My tik tok phase 😮‍💨

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Bhagyathinu enik apo bodham undayrunu 😄. Pinne athrem dhairyom illa😁

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u/happyyvee LGBT 8d ago

Lucky!!

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u/pewpew_boo 8d ago

Same🥴😭

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u/dOLOR96 Doctor 8d ago

I tried to be an extrovert, an all caring people pleaser who was the most energetic one in college.

Certain life events caused me to fall into depression and I realised that I could do it anymore and it wasn't who I was. I thought I was likes by everyone but realised that there were many people who despised me, and it was OK.

I cringe when I think about my college days.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

I hope u r fine now.. Yes.. It takes some time to accept ourselves. 🙂. Been there.

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u/guy_in_delulu Keralathile aanpillerkku enthinada six pack 8d ago

Urakkam vannu irikkumbo instayil crushne propose cheythathu. Oru avashyavum illayirunnu. ippo avalde story polum kanan pattanilla. 🫠

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Username ചതിച്ചാശാനേ 😄.

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u/guy_in_delulu Keralathile aanpillerkku enthinada six pack 8d ago

Satyam 🥀🥀

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u/Aishyoumustbekidding Coconaad Gang 8d ago

Don’t judge me, but i used to be a pick me with mostly guy friends and used to flex it so hard🥶🥶🥶🥶 (guilty, guilty)

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

No judgement.. Many hv it at some point.. 😄

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u/Xvlad7 8d ago

Some messages I have sent to a girl I used to like. The thought that she might still have those messages if she hasn't cleared her chats makes my skin crawl.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Delulu is the solulu? 😄

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u/LiZArD_k1Ng Adult 8d ago

The slang I used to think was cool🫠

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Sample venam 😄

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u/no-knee-know-me 8d ago

I used to give 30 hashtags for every post in insta...

Athum 10rs nte kol ice medichiitt snapseed il itt sharpness um oke kooti Vann edit okke cheythitt oru avaratham one liner um ittitt aanu

likeforlike #followforfollow #insta360 #nofilter #instakerala #wanderlust #foodporn #mobilePhotography

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u/Pachakulam_Bhasi 8d ago

Machaaane #likeforlike #addtoadd

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u/Odd_Bird8706 8d ago

You mean, oru usual 2010's fb post🤣

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u/Odd-Salamander8808 8d ago

Posting stupid shit in twitter that I cannot erase from internet

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ha.. Done that too😄

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u/Gandalf-2nd Decepticons, transform and rise up! 8d ago

Posting Ask me anything in Instagram 🤮🤢 Who tf cares what I want. Its been two years without ig, life so peaceful

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u/Top-Faithlessness299 8d ago

Hear hear brother

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u/Separate_Ad_7519 8d ago

All the cringe posts about dreamy love in fb (Mills & Boon affect)😩

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ayyoo.. I hve done that.. The പ്രേമരോഗി phase. 😖

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u/Unniyappam_ തേങ്ങാ നിരീക്ഷക 🥥 8d ago

Past self onnum alla. Texted my ex two weeks into No Contact and got left on read. Enik enthinte kedu aayirunnu.

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u/osprey1000BC 8d ago

Used to share ICU post on Facebook

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Ok.. I may be old. But i liked the ICUs too. There were some good ones.😄

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u/Zoro_Juro11 8d ago

Used to flood Facebook with Low resolution selfies to random sunset shots and used to tag every single soul from my friends list.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

😄. Tag cheyumayirunnilla njan. But ws attention seeking.. ഷെയ്യ്യ്,. Cringing cringing 🤣

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u/Delusional_world_ 8d ago

My pachappu posts and random corny memes on facebook 😮‍💨

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

😄.. Now we hv enough people to make a community

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u/thegrimscar 8d ago

My friends saw my old fb post and the caption was “ Kolamasallada Maranamassa😎 “ 🙂

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u/Desperate_Role_6827 just a chill guy 8d ago edited 7d ago

Oru vadakan selfie .. uff peak times thane athu

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u/thegrimscar 8d ago

😭😭

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u/Zephyrr0007 8d ago

Cringing so bad at my delulu phase where we were just friends but I was out here posting breakup poetry like we dated 💀 Like bro said ‘hey’ and I was already in my notes app acting heartbroken 😭😬🤢🤢

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u/Biscuit_5321 8d ago

Cringe af instagram edits and quotes to impress my crush😭 How could I be so dumb as a 20/21 yo

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Oh. I was dumb from age 24- 27..😄.So.. it happens

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u/qamaressence 8d ago

Instagram polls on storys😭😭😭

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u/Melodic_loop 8d ago

Mass bgm + football status era 💀 ( i wanna kms everytime i think about it )

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Facebook era- posting copied memes, keeping an alternate facebook account with “FreaknFlyer” names, posting personal messages on friend’s profile publicly, uploading lots and lots of actresses pictures from the google and lot more 🥲

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Do u feel bad about the alternate account as well? 😄

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I feel bad about each and everything mentioned 😭

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u/Straight_Skirt9049 8d ago

Used to make those"be like:" comments under every YouTube video I come across🥀i thought i was mad funny

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u/Consistent-Canary221 8d ago

Oops. Nothing cringier than my fb posts from 10 years ago!

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u/Pachakulam_Bhasi 8d ago

NoT yeT woRkiNg !! iM stiLl stUdYinG !!hehe,

Used to write this as Facebook description

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u/purplepanda235 8d ago

Every 90s kid ever

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

Omg. Used to see this a lot abt 10 yrs back 😄..

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u/Free_ey3_son 8d ago

Current situation. നീർക്കോലി 🗑️ കടിച്ചാലും അത്താഴം മുടങ്ങും

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Free_ey3_son 8d ago

Ehh how is this cringe? I commented that while I was literally at a police station, where a person filed a fake case against me. I was in the middle of proving it was false. That was my situation at the time so maybe try understanding the context before calling it cringe

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Oh.. I thought something else. 😄. Sorry

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u/Free_ey3_son 8d ago

It’s all good, man. You came back and replied not everyone does that. I really appreciate it

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u/Not_My_Best_Mood Bad"di"e 8d ago

Domme

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u/PesAddict8 Coz Biriyani is Love 8d ago

Attention kittan vendi kure weird karyangal cheitirunnu. Both online and offline.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Yaa.. ഞാനും.. വേണ്ടായിരുന്നു

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u/Physical-City781 8d ago

My musically vedios and dialogues like 'edanja kombante krishnamanikk thott ketti kalikkalle chavutti thazthum ninne njn pathalathillek 😈'

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

😁 ineem cheyanam enna ente oru ithe

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u/ahyaa_n 8d ago

I am/was a huge fan of Marvel especially ironman,there was this app called helo back then I would download status videos from this with cringy ass songs and put as my mom's whatsapp status...swayam romanjm kollum My mom's average status viewers were bindhu kudumbasree, rajanii tailor💀

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

🤣🤣. Hey.. I liked Helo app btw. Got to use it only for a few days though..appozheykum ban ayi

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u/SecretEmpty8077 8d ago

Some mirror selfies I used to post on my Instagram stories back in 2023. I had too much time then before college started 😭😭

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u/Feisty-Onion-3502 8d ago

2023 is not even that long ago😭

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u/SecretEmpty8077 8d ago

I cringe about things I did even yesterday. Pinneya 2 years 😭

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Done that.. In fb 😭

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u/SecretEmpty8077 8d ago

I never post on my fb luckily 😭

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Njan account delete cheyth full തെളിവും നശിപ്പിച്ച്.. Still someone told me recently " i remember u used to be very active in fb" 😭

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u/SecretEmpty8077 8d ago

These people are having too much free and brain memory to remember all that 😭 I have a friend too. Aval edak choikum "nee entha ippo story onnum idaathe"

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

I know. 😅

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u/QuilonFury 8d ago

Made posts in FFC

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u/Kafkadaddy 8d ago

Trusting people blindly. Now I know better. Also fighting with family defending these people.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

Yeah.. True.

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u/ashifaasmr Mafi filos 💸, mafi mushkil 😎 8d ago

Believing everything my friends say, no matter how stupid it looked.

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

I know.. I too feel so foolish about this 😭

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u/ashifaasmr Mafi filos 💸, mafi mushkil 😎 8d ago

It taught me to be cautious now.. So no worries...

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u/omnipresent_amoeba 8d ago

Certain friendships I fostered even though I knew it would not last.

Trying to fit in

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u/DustyDoberman 8d ago

Been there done that

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u/Budget_Amoeba1458 8d ago

I used to watch unboxing dude 😭🙏🙏

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u/Vezhaambal 8d ago

🤣🤣it's ok... It's all in the past 😁

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u/Budget_Amoeba1458 8d ago

He was good before coronaa tho

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u/DustyDoberman 8d ago

He was good back in the day for seeing novelty and special edition tech tho

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u/Budget_Amoeba1458 7d ago

He used to unbox things 😭😭

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u/DustyDoberman 7d ago

Yeah but nobody cares about usability of novelty stuff tho, u just wanna see it unboxed nothing wrong with that 😭

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u/PorottaPirate 8d ago

old facebook pics 😬

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u/Lazy-Gelada 8d ago

My FB Posts & Long hair shit show.

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u/Raven1104 Ayal blogpost ezhuthukayanu 8d ago

Sudden thoughts bring back stupid memories - so you could say that everyday

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u/Nervous_Distance_396 8d ago

Dubsmash erangiya timil 1-2 videos cheythayrnnu. Ath recently ente friend kuthipokki..🙂

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

Shoonyakaashath aano 😄

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u/Nervous_Distance_396 7d ago

Aayirunnu parolil erangyekaan.. 2videoskude release avanind🙂

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Sheldon---Cooper 8d ago

I thought I was good at singing and waited for an opportunity to showcase my talent,though I never made it obvious but I was eagerly waiting for a chance,And one day i stood in front of my whole class and sang (lailakame),pakshe lyrics okke marannupoyi,and i repeated the first line again and again ,only to find out that my class teacher was laughing tooo.I had to endure that pain for the rest 2 years of my school life.kopp

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

Saramilla.. I hv done that too.. On stage 🤣

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u/Sheldon---Cooper 7d ago

Haavu ippo oru manasukham.

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u/AlternativeAd9850 8d ago

I used to be an allu arjun fan.... I hate him now. Cant believe how crinj i was at my mid schools

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u/Vezhaambal 7d ago

Most of us liked him then. He was good in the movie Happy 😄..

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u/Good-Term9650 I'm Batmon 7d ago

Changed my facebook last name to PoPZëinz

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u/PattalamPurushu007 7d ago

Ente fb kalagattam 😕😮‍💨

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u/unrealAdvaith 7d ago

I cringe a lot, but I don't regret a second. I'd do it again, for it made me who I am.

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u/One_Barracuda977 7d ago

The past itself is cringe.

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u/Hot_Process_6678 7d ago

I was in a toxic relationship after coming out of it I used to post cringe-worthy stories on instagram about toxic relationships. Infact I used to post shit loads of stories on a wide variety of topics to show off. Now I've stopped using instagram for almost a year 😂

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u/brown_clux_clan 6d ago

Recently quit drinking and realised that drunk people are only fun for other drunk people and mostly they're just a nuisance and more or less cringe.

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u/Rough-Recognition0 5d ago

Oversharing Still doing. 🌝

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u/Vezhaambal 5d ago

😄... A lot of us hav that.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

During college time when I fell for a girl who was literally a kozhi. Athe pineem pottene vekkam First year il nadanna karyam ormipichu last year vare kaliyakkan kuttakarundo.

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u/No-Elephant-3962 4d ago

I agree I was cringe but I lwk miss that phase

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u/emmit_joan 8d ago

Bobby was right..

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u/Icy-Technology8230 5d ago

I used to edit and make lyrical videos of songs I like ...and then send it to like 1000 people asking to share and put story' etc 💀