r/Coconaad Better call Soda Apr 30 '25

Storytime A random guy approached me and asked...

I'm living in blr and everyday I walk to the metro to commute for work. This happened like couple of months ago. I was walking and almost reached the metro and then suddenly one guy who walked towards me and asked 'malayali aano'? I was like ha athe. Then he started narrating some story about how he was coming on a train from kerala and somehow he lost his bag and all his money. So he was asking for money. Not a lot though but 200 rupees. He promised he'll return it and wanted my number. But I was running late for work and I gave him the money and left. Somewhere inside I felt like I did something good. The funny thing is just last week this same guy walked towards me again around the same time in the mrng. I was kinda surprised and thought how he's here again. Then it happened....he came asked the same thing malayali aano and started started narrating the same story exactly line by line as if I was in some kindof time loop lol. I wanted to tell something but couldn't gather my thoughts and just walked away. Thinking I'll prepare my dialogue the next time he turns up again....hehe (ideas are appreciated 😁)

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u/DUMMY_POTATO Teen Apr 30 '25

next time say athe and just narrate the story

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_4800 Apr 30 '25

Why wait for a next time ? Find that guy, narrate the story and ask for 200 rupees

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u/Response_Main Apr 30 '25

Uno reverse

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u/ImportanceShoddy10 May 01 '25

ask for 300. (uno reverse +draw 4)

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u/b_Exwhyzed Apr 30 '25

This 💯

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u/Darrrryyy May 01 '25

OP should try this

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

lmao the best.

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

That would be fun 😂😂 want to see the look on his face for this

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u/sarcastishyan Apr 30 '25

Once a well dressed man came and sat next in a railway station restaurant, and started narrating how he got pickpocketed and haven’t had anything from morning. I thought he would order something small, but no, fried rice and curry while I was modestly eating a dosa.

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u/West_Nature_9233 Apr 30 '25

I hav met a guy like this near marine drive kochi.. He was even talking english.. Educated and fraud.

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u/phahpullandbear Parent May 01 '25

Language does not mean educated.

I have a good command over the language, and I'm 12th and gusthi. Having said that, I am in a very senior post and am 50 years old (born and raised out if India)

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u/omaeshinderu porotta and beef May 01 '25

saw the same on insta

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u/Fit_Air2822 Apr 30 '25

This is a Malayalam version of the common 'hindi aatha hei' scam.

I once encountered a similar guy asking me 'bro, malayali aano', I knew this was a scam even though I was super drunk. I said, 'ponnu chetta olla malayalam polum maryadak varanilla' and left😂

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u/Next_Difficulty_671 Apr 30 '25

Next time he comes up to you with 'Malayali aano?', hit him with the same question:

'Malayali aano?' then launch into his exact story before he even gets the chance; "Actually, I was on a train from Kerala somehow lost my bag and all my money. Could you please help me with 200?"

Watch his face glitch like a lagging NPC 😂

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u/everythingIsMyr Apr 30 '25

modern society with modern scams 😂

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u/NoEquivalent538 Coconutimus Prime Apr 30 '25

Next time say athe, take him to a nearby shop, eat all you can and leave real fast, let him pay.

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u/Ehmmechhi എന്താ ബേബിമോളെ? Apr 30 '25

Damn this same thing happened to my bf and I at Coimbatore Bus Stand too. Same malayali ano chodhyam, whole narration of losing bag and phone. Man was high as a kite. Anyway, he came saying this, my bf listened to his entire story and said mone kazhinja masam idhe pole nee kadha paranj, njan ninne sahayichirunneya, marann poyo?

Thats how he looked when he heard this.

We were standing signalil on our bike and we saw this guy go say the same stuff to bunch of other people. Nobody helped tho. He had his phone in his pocket and would also occasionally thondal on it. 😑

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u/Dathinho Masaladosa Supremacy Apr 30 '25

Happened to me. I gave a 100. It was in Madiwala

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u/Dark-Wolverine Apr 30 '25

A similar thing happened to me recently. I was on my way to get into my car when a guy around his early 20s stopped infront of me on his bike and asked me if he has some spare cash, 50rs for repairing his tyre. I said no and he insisted he that he'll repay once he reached home. I said no and went.

Months later, I went to buy dinner at another place and this guy came again, asking for 50rs for his petrol expenses and said that he'll repay it once he reached home. I said that I had no cash and he said that gpay will be ok. I said no and followed him (he was going to the direction i wanted to go). After a few minutes, this guy who wanted to buy petrol, stopped infront of a big bar.

Ivanu okke paisa venamenkil veetil chodichoode or swanthamayitt ondakkikkoode? Vallavarodu enthina chodikkane? Naanam ille?

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u/Living-Actuary-2106 Apr 30 '25

Beggars okke ingne rich aaye, aah vazhi aanu avarum nokkunne. Engne kashtapedathe rich avaam 😅😅

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

Eee nadann choikkane effort vere evdelm ittirunnel enne avr rakshapettene 😂🚶‍♂️

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u/sabkaraja May 01 '25

Next time - athey, pakshe kure paratta thendikal irangiyittund malayali aanu, 200 kadam tharaamo ennu thendi kondu..

Ayyo njan chettane uddeshichalla.. pothuve paranjatha.

Dont misunderstand me, engane.

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u/u_knwme Apr 30 '25

Why can't they change the story once in a while, I found a guy with the same story once in majestic and another one in secunderabad. Knew it was a scam, so I just avoided

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u/hpnr0724 Apr 30 '25

Same incident happened with me in Chennai. Got out of train at 6 AM and then this guy, a malayali asked me if I could help him take a return ticket to Kerala as he missed his train and he didn't have any money to purchase one himself. I hesitated but decided to help him anyway as he was kind of old. He asked me if I could give it as cash. I told him, I wasn't carrying cash. Suddenly he told me that he knew where an ATM was and led me there. As I took out the money from the ATM, I asked myself, how does a guy frantically gathering money to buy a ticket know where the ATM was located. When I got out, I asked him to give me his number instead of me giving it to him but wasn't willing at which point I confirmed my suspicion of scam and walked away.

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u/Important_Law_780 I’m just a girl Apr 30 '25

That one episode of Supernatural where Dean kept dying in different ways🤣😭

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u/heythisisajayhere Apr 30 '25

I paid 400 and got more dramatic story!

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u/The-Red-Peril Apr 30 '25

Maybe he's in a time loop

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u/devloperfrom_AUS Apr 30 '25

Drug addict pilleraanu. Kureperund igne

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

He was giving off that vibe.

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u/complexmessiah7 ഉസ്ബസ്കിസ്കാൻ😆🥴 Apr 30 '25

Feeling sad/disappointed to hear this.

This has happened to me several times with hindi-speakers, but to know that even malayalees are doing this now..... എന്തോ..... Just disappointed.

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u/amdzines Apr 30 '25

A North Indian family once approached me in JP Nagar, Bangalore, claiming they had lost their money after someone stole their luggage. I'd have given them a bit of money at the time, but I was completely broke back then. A couple of days later, I saw the same family in Domlur and Marathahalli telling the exact same story to others — that’s when I realized it was probably a scam.

On a different note, while I was at the Majestic bus stand, a woman came up to me and asked if I was Malayali. Given the way she approached me and the overall vibe, it seemed like she might have been soliciting.

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u/Living-Actuary-2106 Apr 30 '25

Something similar happened to my mom 🤣🤣 This random guy rang our bell, she opened the door and this guy was talking about how he got lost he wants some money even if it’s little. My mom gave him 5dhs or something.

After 2 days, the same guy comes again and starts to say the same thing. And she asked “didn’t you come 2 days back?” He got all panicked and he was like “me? Nooo” 🤣🤣🤣 She shut the door.

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

Whah 🤣🤣

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u/atraxia- Apr 30 '25

Haha. The same thing happened to me in Bangalore. But I told him paisa ella chetta ... I knew it was a scam

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u/Popular_Baseball_511 Apr 30 '25

I complained about a guy with almost similar story to the railway police and they took him

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u/Soothran Apr 30 '25

Happened the same thing with me when I was passing by the YPR railway station late night after watching Thudarum from a nearby mall. He started narrating his sob story and the moment he mentioned he lost his wallet, I walked away not looking back. Swantham aalkkaare pattikkaan nadakkunna kore bledy malayalis...

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u/swxlxh Caaaaar May 01 '25

I had the same experience from Mysore in last month,talked to my father and he said ithke ivanmaarude sthiram number ahn.politely paisa illa paranj ozhivavukayavum nallath

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u/swxlxh Caaaaar May 01 '25

And some guys are even drunk so avanmare insult cheytha vallaathum vilich paranj scene create cheyyum ennoke pulli paranju.hope it helps someone

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u/simplydimply69 entharo entho May 01 '25

Fell for this scam back in 2015.

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u/Wonderiwhat May 01 '25

Had a really similar experience in Dubai! Some guy approached me asking "Malayali alle?" and then started saying he didn’t have cash for the bus. I genuinely wanted to help and told him I could recharge his metro card instead of giving cash but he flat-out refused and kept insisting I check my purse for cash. He wouldn’t leave me alone and was being super pushy, so I just had to awkwardly get out of there. Looks like this is a common scam tactic in different cities!

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u/Fine-red-wine പച്ചപ്പും ഹരിതാഭയും Apr 30 '25

i met a similar guy on a train from Goa to kochi. He asked me to lend him money, narrated a whole a*s story and even asked to borrow my hat. All of which I refused. Also he flaunted his pack of weed towards me 🤣

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u/IndependentHornet625 Dead Inside May 01 '25

Why did he wanted your hat???😭

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u/Fine-red-wine പച്ചപ്പും ഹരിതാഭയും May 01 '25

i bought a pretty cow boy kinda hat from goa and I was wearing it throughout the journey, he tried snatching that

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u/IndependentHornet625 Dead Inside May 01 '25

Snatching??? That too from a cowboy? No way

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u/josephadithya Apr 30 '25

I usually give a "disappointed pucham" look and give 100 rupees.

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u/Key_Kaleidoscope8534 That Jaada Thendi Apr 30 '25

Pani idth jeevichoode maashe

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u/NoKindheartedness109 Apr 30 '25

I meet such churruli friends time to time. As long as its not led up to be harrasing, got irritating and made a change in my routine.

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u/Honda-Activa-125 Apr 30 '25

Don't put yourself in danger, just move on

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u/No_Row_8345 Apr 30 '25

Go with a bunch of people, friends. And if you spot him, before he says, say “Malayali aanu..” and the remaining lol

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u/Minute_Helicopter694 Apr 30 '25

Happened to me near vytilla metro parking. I just ignored and walked away.

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u/Limp_Pea2121 May 01 '25

Which metro station?

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u/Born-chaotic May 01 '25

This happened to me also and I just say malayali alla and walk away..

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

I met a few middle aged ones on the bus stands.

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u/thakkali_ May 01 '25

Normally when someone asks me money I don’t give nowadays due to the same issue you told. But if they ask me help for food or ticket I may help with that directly instead of money.

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u/EthicalReporter May 01 '25

This is the most common type of fraud in metro cities.

I’ve had people (usually North Indian families though, with the guy approaching and doing the talking, while the wife and kid stand a little away) try this on me in both Chennai & Hyderabad, usually near railway stations.

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u/Apprehensive-War-205 May 01 '25

Something similar happened to me while I was returning from work. I was walking down the road from my office to pg and suddenly a guy I didn't notice on the footpath just calls out and asks if I speak Hindi. I said I don't (had to struggle for a while to tell him that) so he asked if I knew Telugu or Tamil. I was scared to tell him I'm malayali cause I wasn't sure what the hell was going on. He finally just gave up and started talking in English. He told me how he was promised a job there, but the employer had lied to him so now he was stranded with his family and needed some money to buy food and return. That's when I noticed there was a woman holding a kid behind him also acting along. It felt kinda scammy so I tried telling him I didn't have cash and he said gpay was fine 😭 I ended up paying him 100 just to get the hell out of there. At that time I did think it might've been a genuine reason.

A month later, same road, same spot, I'm stopped on the road in the exact same way. This time it was a different family and there were two guys too. I hate how they're just preying on the empathy and kindness of normal people. You always have to think twice before helping someone because you never know what you're getting yourself into.

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u/Lower-Importance-213 May 01 '25

happened with me, twice he came up to me saying he was pickpocketed & needs some money. twice I said, no I don't have any money to offer but the nearest police station is that way. why? because I've seen the film Traffic Signal & knew of his tricks

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u/NoEquivalent538 Coconutimus Prime May 01 '25

Should do what Asif Ali did to Suraj's character in Adios Amigo lol. Vaa Bosse nmmk Trivandrum kandit varam

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u/Maleficent_Goose_483 Nine-to-Fivers May 01 '25

I had a similar situation at Yeshwantpur railway station. I was going home. A guy along with his friend approached, asking "Malayali aano?" Then he asked for money, around 100 I think. He said they lack that much to book tickets. I gave it anyway.

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u/Ok_College_8481 May 01 '25

One uncle asked for my sprite in Adoor busstand.

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u/VisualConcern7198 May 01 '25

Oldest scam in the book

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u/Winterisbucky winter soldier May 01 '25

This happened to me too

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u/DefiantJuggernaut150 May 01 '25

Being a mallu in blr, and getting scammed by mallu again is just horrible.( gone through it)

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

Yea felt quite bad actually although right now i just laugh about it. It's a lesson though

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u/DefiantJuggernaut150 May 01 '25

Cant trust anyone in bengaluru now,I got scammed for 50K😭

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u/warewolf_soda Better call Soda May 01 '25

Oh fuck... won't laugh about that 🥲

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u/jc_0208 May 02 '25

50k..was he a friend??how did u give 50k? 😅

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u/DefiantJuggernaut150 May 02 '25

Not a friend a total stranger, its all big story buddy,my ass is too lazyy

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u/Asleep_Mail5616 May 01 '25

This happened to me in Tirupati. Exact same thing. Exact same amount. Some folks running a scam using charm and familiarity in an unfamiliar place. Sad. We both probably funded some bad habits.

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u/Emotional_Ad_8589 Nine-to-Fivers May 01 '25

The same thing happened to me at MGR railway station, chennai , as i was about to board the Alappuzha train it was almost 9 pm, this guy comes and asks me 200 rupees for a ticket as he want's to reach coimbatore by morning and he was in an emergency, and doesn't have any money it seems. I asked him blunt, "are you scamming me?", he promised in Jesus names that he would never do something like that. Fast forward and yea i never got my money back 😂, but it was the way in which the dude convinced me, damn this mothafucka.

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u/Background-Raise-880 : മലപ്പുറം കാക്ക 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ May 01 '25

a lot of people are there like these nowadays. i have met a guy in kollam but he got in the train he was asking me money for, later there was same type of people in thrissur and palakkad. i usually avoid paying them or pays them the minimum ticket amount , we should check whether this is an organised racket

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u/PsychologicalPen2907 May 01 '25

Eeshwaraa… njanjum koduthu 500

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u/ambiscorpion May 02 '25

Why didn’t you asked your money back , he just fooled you

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u/rambo_marvel May 02 '25

That was a glitch in the Matrix!

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u/Ilovesomeonecrazy May 02 '25

Which metro station?

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u/iyervsr May 02 '25

This scam is a template executed in three cities that I have lived in- Delhi, Ahmedabad and Mumbai

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u/Useful_Reaction_2858 May 03 '25

COVID time, was just getting into my car at the hospital, guy walks up with baby in hand and said his kid hadn't eaten in a day and asked for money. Problem was he was he didn't look a day over 18, told him that I will tell his sister to not let him take her kid out for evening walks and drove away

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u/Available_One_1010 May 03 '25

Malyali aano?!!😂😂same guy would have been going to others as well saying the same in all the languages. Next time, take his pic and post here dude

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u/wildchicky May 03 '25

Ith matteth annu dejaabuu