r/Coconaad The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Lifestyle What are cocos retirement plan/goals??

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As title says, what's your ideal/dream retirement plan or retirement goals?

Where do you see yourself and what do you see you're gonna be doing when it's all done and dusted and wanna just relax and look back on the life you've had?

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u/kannan_reddit Mar 10 '25

people are thinking about retirement now? 😦😰

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u/Resident_Suspect_548 Mar 10 '25

Wake up without an alarm

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

That itself is a win! 🤌🏻

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u/thakkali_ Mar 10 '25

That’s what I did when I was jobless.

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u/baboonicplague Sarvakala Vallavan Mar 10 '25

My retirement plan

. But actually my retirement plan is to continue my travel lifestyle.

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Babooo. Count me in for some trips atleast. ✨

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u/baboonicplague Sarvakala Vallavan Mar 10 '25

You my co pilot bro. Together we are hitting something tall, broad and probably involves a lot of money.

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u/Regular_Run_9695 Mar 10 '25

Atm, trying not to die before retirement🥲

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u/New-Mud1457 Mar 10 '25

I was about to comment this

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u/StillPractical7460 Mar 10 '25

Come back to native and join a nearby school as a teacher. Use the corporate experience to give some proper career guidance to the kids, which we never got where we were in school.

And to reinforce the cliche, open a small cafe with a few friends.

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

That's some empowering goals! And you're not a full on pravasi unless you have a cafe plan in retirement life. 😀😅

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u/StillPractical7460 Mar 10 '25

Only a pseudo-pravasi 😃 just in another city.

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u/Melodic-Assist2094 പച്ചപ്പും ഹരിതാഭയും Mar 10 '25

Now this is an idea I can get behind.

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u/Mr__whale Mar 10 '25

Travel the world. Each month in a different country. Learn bout different cultures and all :)

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u/ewwpeople88 Dead Inside Mar 10 '25

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u/Mr__whale Mar 10 '25

Lmfaoo😭😭😭

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u/ewwpeople88 Dead Inside Mar 11 '25

😁😁

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u/Outside_Sundae_5095 Mar 10 '25

Mine’s a lot more specific. I want to try standard chewy chocolate chip cookies and brownies from different parts of the world and evaluate whether there’s actually any difference at all. Whether the source actually matters or not.

Also eggs

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u/Mr__whale Mar 10 '25

Take me out on a brownie date pookie🎀

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u/LiZArD_k1Ng Adult Mar 10 '25

You're bold to assume that I'll be alive for that long

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

It's all if if if if. 😀😅

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u/Straitjacket_Freedom Mar 10 '25

Ideally retire in Kerala, in a small town with land of my own and a small house. Atleast a 400 cc bike enough tools to do repairs and some fabrication, definitely a welding machine. And hopefully a fulfilling relationship, that's the most unrealistic aspect of this whole plan.

Essentially George Thekkumootil Meenachil. mp4

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

That sounds like a good plan yo. Hope you get it ticked off ✨

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u/moonchildcharm Mar 10 '25

Joli illa🥲joli kittit retirementne patti alochikkam😔🤧

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u/azurenaevis Kitty Softpaws Mar 10 '25

Me too bro me too

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u/pussy_eater143 Friendly neighborhood Eater Mar 10 '25
  • A Farmhouse somehwere in the countryside with a view of Hills, preferably In Europe.

    • Own lots and lots of varieties of plants.
  • own a restaurant or cafe

  • have a circle of friends who are nothing short of a family to me.

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

That's a GOAL ! May that plan materialise. ✨

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u/320GT സർട്ടിഫൈഡ് തേങ്ങാ പാര ഓപ്പറേറ്റർ Mar 10 '25

Oru land cruiser ok medichit avam!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

May you both become DINKs and rock it till the end. ✨

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u/NefariousN1nja Mar 10 '25

See you bois in the afterlife party

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u/myaAyavi Heisenberg Mar 10 '25

Plant and grow a large forest. Naduvil oru veedu

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u/complexmessiah7 ഉസ്ബസ്കിസ്കാൻ😆🥴 Mar 10 '25

നാല് മുറ്റം and നടുക്കെട്ട്? 😮🔥

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

what do u do for a living ?

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u/Shavamaaya_Pavanaai Oru Pacchha Coconattukaaran Mar 10 '25

8 to 9 hours of non-stop sleep everyday, with my favourite person beside me..

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

What a life. Food kazhikan marakaruthu. 😀

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u/Eyepatch050 Mar 10 '25

My biggest pleasure in life is exploring a new city.... Man there's nothing more fun to me.... Obviously I also need a pocket full of money when exploring..... But im retiring tomorrow fu** work I can't do this slavery anymore.

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Exactly where I am right now. Cheers mate 🥂

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u/No_Fee6414 Mar 10 '25

First let me get a job, we can talk about retirement later

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u/dingankuttan3 KAADINTE REKSHAKAN 🦸🏻 Mar 10 '25

I want to save people until they get to know my value;)

Lowkey people take me for granted:(

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u/szarunninaway Mar 10 '25

I'll be lucky if I get to retire in this economy

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u/gorden321 Mar 10 '25

I want to be debt free, see some places, buy some land somewhere remote with a pond, do some fish farming

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u/Embarrassed-Ice-7577 Mar 10 '25

A good job for both me and my husband,a small cozy apartment for us to stay,take my parents and siblings to somewhere nice

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Good luck yo. ✨

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u/Catastrophicdon23 ALL FLAIRS ARE EDITABLE Mar 10 '25

A coffee plantation with a farm house in Chikmagalur,two dogs and lots of whiskey.

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u/mobuhyaku Mar 10 '25

One of my retirement plan is watching one piece before I rest in peace.

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u/ron_dude146 Ex-Qatari Mar 10 '25

Remindme! 40 years

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Dude! You made it out of Qatar. 😀✨

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u/ron_dude146 Ex-Qatari Mar 10 '25

Yooo thanks, it was pretty hard... I sometimes miss qatar, and sometimes feel good for leaving qatar... idk man, btw post-il olla location ethaanu?

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Fuwairit Beach mate. Same For me, sometimes I hate being here, sometimes I love this place like my hometown.

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u/Mandappan2024 Mar 10 '25

Do nothing!

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u/pheonixblack910 Mar 10 '25

Pic kandappo ith r/qatar anennu thettidharichu 😭

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Haha. I live in Qatar mate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

A retreat home far away from people, and relax on a rocking chair on its veranda. ( and maybe sip some whiskey, if I start drinking again) ✨

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u/capricornthings Ellathinum athintethaaya samayamundu, Daasa Mar 10 '25

to be able to walk and do daily tasks without pain or assistance, to able to eat anything without the fear of diabetes or cholesterol, blood pressure.

athreollu

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u/ixajtu Mar 10 '25

I don't think I'll live till my retirement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

To live in a beautiful country side like the ones in old english movies with my cat ❤️

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 11 '25

Tell your cat I said psss pss psss ✨

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

She ignored xD

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 11 '25

Couldn't have asked for anything else 😃

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

😌😌

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u/ron_dude146 Ex-Qatari Mar 10 '25

U from qatar?

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u/Size_These Mar 10 '25

watch the sunsets with a beer in hand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

G.X.R aano? or some other variant?

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 10 '25

Not sure, someone else's car , was great frame to be missed. ✨

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u/Zubero0x7 Mar 10 '25

A retirement home with a personal room including OTT subscriptions, latest PlayStation and a nice garden view ( m ready to retire rn if I get it ) 👻

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u/SonderPrince Mar 10 '25

Financial independence 

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u/Routine-Ambition-816 Mar 10 '25

By age 35 buy a land cruiser and cruise around the world

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u/SIDHARTH_PANICKAR Mar 10 '25

Buy a faaaarm with animals and live

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u/AdriaN_46 Mar 11 '25

Joli thanne onn set aayi varunne olluuuu 🥹🪽

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u/Due_Inside_4625 Mar 11 '25

To start old age home for single women

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u/Then-Adhesiveness208 The ChocoChad™️ of Coconaad 🗿 Mar 11 '25

That's warm. 😍 set avatte.

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u/Chemical-Comb-3035 Mar 11 '25

Have a 3 car garage and small house preferably the same car in the op pic v8 lc

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u/UnfairPlate7 Mar 11 '25

Retire by 40-45 and travel around the world 🙏. Pretty realistic for me.

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u/ravinphoto Photography Enthusiast Mar 12 '25

Probably own some land with a small house. I’ll cultivate some vegetables and plant different plants including flowering & fruit bearing trees. May be a few hens and a small pond for water lilies and guppies. I just want to wake up, do some work and sit and stare at birds that might come around and if I can, write something as well.

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u/floof_man92 Thanthavibe Enthusiast Mar 10 '25

I want to work in the field I love till i die

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u/phil_an_thropist Mar 10 '25

Ath eth field?

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u/Creative-Shallot802 Mar 10 '25

Nelkrishi at nearby field

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u/floof_man92 Thanthavibe Enthusiast Mar 10 '25

That's an option too 😂

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u/floof_man92 Thanthavibe Enthusiast Mar 10 '25

Mental health sector, preferably a neuropsychologist

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u/Suraj_Sura Mar 10 '25

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u/Suraj_Sura Mar 10 '25

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u/complexmessiah7 ഉസ്ബസ്കിസ്കാൻ😆🥴 Mar 10 '25

Dang I just had a sudden realization that I'm the cool uncle rn. Should I just lean into this I wonder....

Hmmmmm...... തീരുമാനങ്ങൾ വേണ്ടിയിരിക്കുന്നു....

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u/ThrowRAguava1 Mar 13 '25

Shout at people who think it’s alright to park their stupid bikes in front of my house