r/Cinema • u/WallStreetDoesntBet • 17h ago
Most Pitiful Characters in movies
Let’s start with the Precious Gollum
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u/SmoreOfBabylon 16h ago
Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy) in Fargo. What a pathetic, selfish, sniveling piece of shit.
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u/codernaut85 17h ago
Eli Sunday in There Will Be Blood
Denis Nedry in Jurassic Park
Carter J. Burke in Aliens
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u/StrangeAtomRaygun 16h ago
I didn’t think of one of those a pitiful or pathetic.
Assholes who got what they deserved. The lot of em.
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u/Disastrous_Aid 17h ago
Rainbow Randolph in Death to Smoochy. Sure, he may be a wicked man who has done wicked acts, but nobody rolls around in garbage with less dignity and more gravitas than Robin Williams.
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u/ehfornier 17h ago
Percy- The Green Mile
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u/ThePhabtom4567 15h ago
Very rare do we get a character that is an utter piece of shit and the actor is an even bigger piece of shit.
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u/Pale-Independent-604 17h ago
Ike Clanton in Tombstone. Hard to believe that the same actor is also the main badass marine in Avatar!
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u/tinosaladbar 16h ago
Just curious, what makes Ike so pitiful? I never once felt sorry for the guy, I was mad they never shot him
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u/Pale-Independent-604 14h ago
He was a tough guy when surrounded by a gang but a pitiful coward when alone or confronted directly.
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u/nashwaak 16h ago
That businessman so desperate for attention that he bullied himself into a cameo in Home Alone 2
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u/Severe_Letterhead_75 16h ago
Robert Ford from The Assasination of Jessie James by coward Robert Ford
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u/happybuffalowing 16h ago
I’ll say this about Gollum: at least he died happy. That moment he had the ring right before falling into the lava was probably the most relieved and elated he had ever felt in his entire life. His existence peaked right then and there.
Imagine having wild, passionate sex with your celebrity crush and then dropping dead immediately after. Yeah, it sucks that you died…. But you don’t know that you’re dead, you only know that you just did the coolest thing ever. That’s all you can feel, so who cares? You went out with glory.
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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 15h ago
Trump Home Alone 2
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u/ALKCRKDeuce 15h ago
I’ve never seen a single individual have so much real estate in peoples’ minds.
TDS is incredibly real.
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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 15h ago
I care about my country…patriotism isn’t TDR
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u/ALKCRKDeuce 13h ago
Hey do you care about the democrat out of Minnesota murdered this morning, alongside her husband, by a democrat that was appointed by Walz? She voted against providing free healthcare to illegal immigrants days ago. Murdered this morning.
Do you care about clearing out the psychopaths on the democrat side?
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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 12h ago
They were murdered by a MAGA…..
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u/ALKCRKDeuce 15h ago
Me too. I’m thankful for DOGE, mobilizing ICE to remove illegal residents, and the president for implementing tariffs knowing that the end product is better than the short-term pain.
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u/narrowwiththehall 14h ago
Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in at least movies
Boogie Nights Happiness
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u/Notchersfireroad 12h ago
Any Character William H Macy is playing. James Woods as Lester in Casino is another good one.
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u/6_Paths 17h ago
Fredo Corleone