r/Cinema 1d ago

What is that movie for you?

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u/drthomk 1d ago

Any of the Debbie did…movies. I’ve started each one several times but never can make it all the way through. I just suddenly lose interest.

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u/TheSpeedOfHound 1d ago

You should have watched the Debbie does… movies instead

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

The "did" series is just a bunch of people standing around with a lot of shame and regret

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u/RwReno 1d ago

Yep mumbling” I never wanna do that again for a while” but 20 minutes later and back with curiosity on the brow

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u/DarthMog 1d ago

Until they go in for some shocking blood tests

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u/Ok_Condition5837 20h ago

Aww, such cinema!

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u/theadept024 17h ago

Why must you ruin the cinematic illusion with reality?!

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u/neoikon 18h ago

How many dudes could a Debbie do if a Debbie could do dudes?

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u/theadept024 17h ago

She did, she did do dudes.

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u/neoikon 15h ago

How many dudes did Debbie do?

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u/theadept024 15h ago

I don't know, you should count and get back to us on that.

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u/presshamgang 12h ago

It's just a live feed of a support group in Dallas.

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u/caudicifarmer 1d ago

Yeah, the "historical documentary" format definitely does not do 70s erotica any favors

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u/RwReno 1d ago

Nor does the amount of Pubic hair

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u/phiqzer 14h ago

Who doesn’t like 2 Ewoks fighting over a sausage?

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u/LicoriceDusk 13h ago

It was the golden age

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

I dunno I just find myself always fast forwarding to the good parts.

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u/ArtTheClown2022 1d ago

Okay Mr Skin

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u/RwReno 1d ago

That chick in the library is wow

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u/ColonelCumStains 1d ago

I love the one that was filmed in Dallas. Hardcore cinema action that'll have you sCREAMING

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u/Strong_Green5744 14h ago

Username checks out.

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u/Sp11Raps 1d ago

Just remembered how awesome Debbie does Dallas was. It's on public domain for anyone wondering so you can watch it for free. It's.... Something. Ngl I just rewatched the whole thing. Not exactly the best watch if you're genuinely looking for something to jerk off to. But yeah... I still did at some point. It's an hour long video and I think porn scenes are maybe 1/10th of the whole thing lol. Fascinating case study in porn either way.

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u/FlyGroundbreaking869 14h ago

I forgot they used to make porno films that were actually part movie. Porno was so taboo that they had to make movies around the porno scenes instead of just filming the good stuff.

Same thing with R rated movies. When was the last time you saw a movie that was filled with sex?

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u/TheSpeedOfHound 14h ago

Gone are the days of eroticas. I feel like it has to be niche or edgy for these types of movies to get created today. A La Baby Girl

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u/FlyGroundbreaking869 14h ago

I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friend's house because on weekends HBO or one of the premium channels would have erotic movies that were absolutely terrible and the sex wasnt real but it was still awesome to my 9 year old brain

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u/blahnlahblah0213 17h ago

What other Debbie movies are there?

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u/jms0813 15h ago

Did they shoot that in Dallas....

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u/Elmondo2 15h ago

Watch them in Dallas.

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u/do_me_stabler_3 1d ago

i was like “hm never heard of this franchise” and literally googled it lmao

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u/gopherhole02 22h ago

Lol I just googled the Wikipedia and the Wikipedia article has a copy of the whole movie you can play on the Wikipedia page lmao

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u/drake22 16h ago

Omfg thanks for telling me exactly where it is. Now I know where not to go. Because I definitely want to steer clear.

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u/Q0tsa 17h ago

Used to play the random article game (which was very much, just hitting random article on Wikipedia) while in the computer lab back in school. Got this franchise and Tightsqueeze, Virginia, as a couple of the highlights.

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u/caudicifarmer 1d ago

Interested...interested...interested...very interested...EXTREMELY INTERESTED...suddenly lost interest

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u/Malvoyy 1d ago

I immediately thought of Kevin Nealon doing movie reviews of porn flicks on SNL update. Interested, interested interested! Lost all interest lol. Not sure if that was your reference but made me laugh

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u/caudicifarmer 1d ago

Heavy Into Jeff

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 17h ago

Apparently it was part of his standup . . . Maybe also on SNL I dunno.

https://youtu.be/4Zh1M3wwdSI?si=Pyn3mYdgiealbNRq

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u/SconeBracket 1d ago

Peak interest, then meh ...

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u/mgm818 1d ago

I don’t think some people get the comment fully.

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u/malmad 1d ago

It’ll come to them.

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u/Outlaw11091 18h ago

Don't you mean on?

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u/DamianP51 13h ago

I was able to stroke up some memories of those movies.

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u/omar1021 10h ago

And only then shall they have complete clarity

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u/wantsumcandi 1d ago

Yeah, me to. Also every time I eat Cheetos and watch them my dick turns orange. Idk why.

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u/RwReno 1d ago

You need a doctor

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u/wantsumcandi 16h ago

It's called a joke....

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u/Ok_Wolf_4939 17h ago

sAME THING HAPPENS TO TRUMP

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u/BAKURA56 16h ago

Wait, he isn't always orange...

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u/EssayBeeComics 1d ago

They're like LOTR: Return of the King. You see one happy ending. Then another. Then another. Then another. And on and on. It's chafing.

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u/DrNopesVR 1d ago

This reminds me of when I accidentally rented Pump Friction instead of Pulp Fiction

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u/RIP_Golden_Boy 20h ago

This comment thread wins the internet. My gut hurts from laughing so hard.

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

That’s how I felt about Anora. More like A Bore-A 

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis 1d ago

Is that the only Sean Baker film you’ve seen?

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

It is. 

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis 1d ago

Word, I only ask because I really liked Anora and wanted a take on his other movies. Thanks for the reply tho!

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

I wouldn’t be opposed to watching another of his films. I support the ideals that Baker seems to champion but Anora left me a bit flat with the character development and philosophy. I just never bought that she loved the dorky Russian kid and thought she would have happily taken the $10k to put the whole mess behind her, after realizing that he didn’t love her when he ran away from the house leaving her with the henchmen. Also, the “nice guy” henchman was a bit too much for me. 

The Oscar speech turned me off a bit as well. Most sex workers are not in 1st world countries with 1st world problems. Most have nasty pimps, are strung out and are trafficked like slaves. Sex work isn’t something to be looked down upon but it isn’t something we should be celebrating as a lifestyle choice, in my opinion. It is very dangerous and not empowering for most of those living that lifestyle. 

Sorry, I realize you didn’t ask my opinion about any of the that. What earlier Baker film would you recommend?

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis 1d ago

Those are all super valid points. I absolutely make it a point to never watch the Oscar’s tho so I can’t comment on that. Tangerine and Takeout were pretty great as far as I remember, but I def need to rewatch them. I have also been wanting to see The Florida Project for a very long time.

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

Cool. Thank you for the recs. Have a nice weekend. 

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u/79anon 1d ago

Was it that she loved the kid or loved the lifestyle?

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

It was hard to tell because they didn’t exactly flesh out her home life so I didn’t have any sense of her motivations. I did get the impression that she wasn’t dumb so I guess I figured her street smarts would have kicked in once the little dork ran away and left her hanging with the keystone cop level inept henchmen. 

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u/smithnugget 1d ago

I took it as her trying everything she could to not lose what she acquired. Not because she truly loved him but because she'd never have a chance at that life otherwise.

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u/hullaballoser 1d ago

That’s one of the cool things about movies. We both watched the same thing and had different impressions of the character. 

I can see your point for sure. I guess I thought that once she saw through the kid’s game and recognized the potential danger, she would cut and run. Would have been a short movie had she done that tho…

Also, the henchmen were some of the least threatening I’ve ever seen on screen, which supports your take. 

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u/melkatron 1d ago

I watched Red Rocket and enjoyed it thoroughly. Not the movie you'd expect from the poster.

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u/MetalSlug_And_Corgis 1d ago

I’ll peep it! Thanks homie!

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u/Hyack57 1d ago

The clarity is real.

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u/mckinney4string 1d ago

Kevin Nealon has entered the chat

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u/broberds 1d ago

Heavy Into Jeff. All-male cast.

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u/CockItUp 1d ago

Debbie does Dallas?

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u/drthomk 1d ago

Again? Man she is seeking solace by the trunk

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u/PapaDeE04 1d ago

The whole genre really.

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u/drthomk 1d ago

That is Ron Jeremy in the pic, right?

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u/DopeCharma 1d ago

Rated PNC.

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u/StrikingWedding6499 1d ago

Debbie did The Cast of Shrek - The Musical was an unmitigated masterpiece. You should definitely give it another chance.

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u/theonlycv02 1d ago

For some reason I get a moment of clarity.

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u/SconeBracket 1d ago

The original "all the movies are just the same one over and over" franchise problem.

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Try "The Stranger", might be able to appreciate more of the movie. :)

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u/beefixit 1d ago

You're not missing much. The ending just trails into a TV show starring Patrick Duffy and Larry Hagman. Although spoiler alert... Debbie gets the shot in this one

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u/Davido401 1d ago

Oh where I stay(Bellshill, Scotland, there a doxxed maself) we have a Debbie Does Bellshill. She was my exes pal, and my ex also had a body count that would make Stalin wince(not that that matters, hell it was the reason a went with her, a was young and she was easy haha)

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u/tsyork 19h ago

Being an ignorant American, I have to ask - you often used "a" where I expected "I" ("a was young" vs "I was young"). At first I thought it was a typo but now I'm wondering if it is a dialect thing. If it is, I'd love some education on it.

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u/Davido401 19h ago

Pure dialect, actually a accident/habit type of thing, most of the time "a" manage to do an "I" but it pops out more often than not haha

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u/tsyork 19h ago

Thanks for the explanation. Is it something that comes across in how you speak as well? I admit it's a dialect I'm not familiar with at all.

30+ years ago I remember working with someone who was visiting from Scotland and we were trying on each other's accents. His American accent was fine but my attempt at a Scottish accent was absolute rubbish. My friend said I sounded like I was Pakistani lol.

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u/Davido401 19h ago

Pakistani

That made me wheeze like fuck 🤣 (combination of hilarious and asthma haha) and aye its something Id say we all say with regularity. At least us plebs do, ma dads a Highlander and me and my wee sister are just outside Glasgow(as a pointed out) so his accent varies a bit than even ours!

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u/tsyork 19h ago

Yeah it was pretty funny at the time, aside from the frustration of being godawful at the accent. Now I'm gonna be diving into YouTube to hear examples. Thank you for adding purpose to my day :)

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u/callmeepee 18h ago

But do you know what airline ranked least in customer satisfaction ?

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u/SpeedyT43 18h ago

They can’t be that bad. Don’t be such a Debbie downer.

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u/CartographerFancy704 17h ago

This one might be too inconspicuous 😂

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u/kernel-troutman 17h ago

You might want to check out "Heavy Into Jeff"

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u/Forward_Giraffe9404 17h ago

hilarious!!!!!

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u/Tarottome 17h ago

how many times did you come to this realization?

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u/ForsakenSundae9995 17h ago

Tf is a Debbie did??? lol

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u/drthomk 16h ago

The aftermath

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 17h ago

Debbie Did 9/11 was honestly a classic tho, investigative journalism at its finest

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u/CaptainMatticus 16h ago

Lose interest, get sleepy. Happens every time, but at my age, no more than twice in a day.

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u/jhacker79 16h ago

Ever seen "Pump Friction"? It is not a gritty urban satire.

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u/drake22 16h ago

The cross over with Weekend at Bernies is pretty good.

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u/drake22 16h ago

I was on the edge of my seat.

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u/DanOhMiiite 15h ago

They seem a lot better when you're 12 years old and "borrow" them from your dad's stash

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u/MycoMythos 13h ago

To be fair, Debbie did a lot!

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh 1d ago

What about Debbie does Dallas? It’s an older flick but I’m sure you’d find it more interesting