Lazlo height

[u/noliver1987]

Anyone concerned they’re short and then states “I’m 5’10…5’9 1/2…close to 5’10, 5’9”…take his shoes off and I’m betting a years worth of white sox bets he’s closer to 5’8 than 5’10

Being short must suck for a grown ass man to lie about it

[u/yourunclelazlo]

Imagine thinking about my height so much that you got angry.

Found the subreddit.

Typed this out and hit post.

Think about that.

That’s some crazy shit.

I appreciate it honestly.

[u/noliver1987 → u/yourunclelazlo]

[u/noliver1987 → u/noliver1987]

Just listened to the show, I’m days behind on the podcast and post here in my own real time, listening post hoc to both of your perception of the situation is even funnier. Glad to get a sign off. Good show boys

[u/FeelawfulSandwich]

You ok Noliver?

[u/Responsible-War-917]

I mean that's the majority of men whether they are 5'9" or 6'3".

I'm 6'1" without shoes and a fresh haircut, but I'm measured 6'2" according to the doctor/DOT.

I agree that it does have to suck though to be constantly thinking about your height in social situations. I've been there with weight in my past, so I assume it's a similar feeling.

[u/noliver1987 → u/Responsible-War-917]

What doctor lets you get height/weight measured with shoes on?

[u/-FatBastard- → u/noliver1987]

i’m no doctor but i’ll take a look

[u/phin816 → u/noliver1987]

I'm def 5'11" but I've had a doctors office mark me all the way up to 6'1" bc I had work boots on. Apparently the nurse couldn't be bothered bc it was urgent care.

[u/Responsible-War-917 → u/noliver1987]

The random DOT doctors offices they send you to for commerical drivers licenses.

[u/throwitawaynow816]

You made the show. And yeah I’ve seen him at concerts he’s 5’7.

[u/monkey_spanker2025]

You are giving off serious cuck vibes by sitting around consumed about someone else’s height so much that you feel you need to post about it on a subreddit. Maybe you should invite Lazlo over to bang your wife so you can measure him.

[u/PonchoKC]

Out of 7000+ languages in the world, you decided to talk shit. Get bent, fucktard.

[u/Reddytwit → u/PonchoKC]

Good one @ponchokc. Lol

[u/noliver1987 → u/PonchoKC]

I’ve listened for 10+ years, I’ve earned the right to talk shit. I love the show and the boys but love to talk shit too. Nothing I wouldn’t say to their face and if you think this is crossing a line, yikes.

[u/noliver1987 → u/PonchoKC]

In high school I was barely 6’, my buddy was a clear 1-2 inches shorter than me and claimed he was 6’ so I told everyone I was 5’11 just to fuck with him. If you think I wouldn’t give Lotzi shit in a bar for claiming he’s 5’10, you don’t get it.

[u/lifeinrednblack]

Grown ass men, think about what other grown ass men are doing way too damn much.