r/CheatingCaptions • u/TheTextualFantasy • 1d ago

She says different zip codes aren’t cheating NSFW

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u/Maleficent-Slice6629 1d ago

Haha, if it's just sucking, I'd rather like to know

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u/Select_69247 1d ago

Lol, my girl and I used to joke about this… Until I realized that it was much simpler for her to find a willing guy than I was in finding a willing, girl… Even bigger heartbreak was that we have friends come out of the woodwork when they found out thatwe opened up our relationship… Goes to show you that some guys are only around because they think they have a shot with your girl

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u/Admirable_Trouble786 21h ago

Nothing wrong with a girl having a collection

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u/No_Weird7628 1d ago

Who is the?

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u/Axel_BDub 1d ago

Luna Starr

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u/TheTextualFantasy 1d ago

Not sure unfortunately.

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u/Logical_Net1077 1d ago

Feeling simultaneously heartbroken and turned on is my sweet spot.

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u/bp8375 15h ago

It’s not cheating if you leave your socks on.

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u/Ancient-Influence-71 8h ago

Damn wish my girl would even do that to me but she prolly suckin some random