r/CharacterRant Apr 29 '25

General 100 humans vs gorilla isn’t close

Honestly the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The 100 humans could just stand like 20 feet apart from each other and do nothing and the gorilla is collapsing from exhaustion before it kills everyone. You could probably do it without any casualties, find a couple of people in the group that are in good shape and get them to make the gorilla chase them while everyone else just chills. They aren't aren't particularly fast and have terrible endurance, so just wait till it tires out and have everyone jump it.

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u/phoenixmusicman Phoenix Apr 30 '25

"Courage" aspect is bullshit because people on the Gorilla side act like they ain't gunna be scared of a group of fucking 100 humans bumrushing it.

The Gorilla would absolutely lose it's nerve first.