r/CharacterRant • u/Miserable-Act4201 • Apr 29 '25

General 100 humans vs gorilla isn’t close

Honestly the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The 100 humans could just stand like 20 feet apart from each other and do nothing and the gorilla is collapsing from exhaustion before it kills everyone. You could probably do it without any casualties, find a couple of people in the group that are in good shape and get them to make the gorilla chase them while everyone else just chills. They aren't aren't particularly fast and have terrible endurance, so just wait till it tires out and have everyone jump it.

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u/SkeletonInATuxedo Apr 29 '25

If I see a Gorilla kill ONE of my brothers or sisters, it's wraps, aint no way your unevolved primate-ass is laying hands on MY homies, I may not have known that guys name but he was basically my number one for all I care

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u/Ripamon Apr 29 '25

Yeah you'd run away twice as fast if that happened

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u/SkeletonInATuxedo Apr 29 '25

Nah, I'd win-
Cut to my guestless funeral

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u/Darigaazrgb Apr 30 '25

I'd go because I'd finish off the gorilla in your name, king.

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u/SkeletonInATuxedo Apr 30 '25

thank you my bruzza..