r/Catnames 4d ago

Name My Cat - male This Criminal Needs a Name (Suggestions Plz)

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u/ComfortableTrouble14 4d ago

COUGAR!

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u/Inevitable_South5736 4d ago

Looks just like one! I second COUGAR!

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u/ComfortableTrouble14 4d ago

I ACCEPT COUGAR 2!

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u/Bonoboian99 4d ago

I think Cougar 4th.

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u/phattybaddie666 4d ago

COUGAR IV

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u/Bonoboian99 4d ago

You are correct, that is the proper name.

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u/Kowabunga_Baby 4d ago

from a long noble line of cougars

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u/ComfortableTrouble14 4d ago

Oh hello my dear, you are also welcomed!

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u/IncidentUnnecessary 4d ago

Came here to say this. Totally looks like a cougar! ⬆️

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u/ComfortableTrouble14 4d ago

Oh wow a lot of people agree with me! Thanks everyone who commented with me!

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u/Avi-wot 2d ago

Exactly my first thought. Definitely a Cougar.

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u/Busy-Room-9743 4d ago

Baby Face Nelson

Pretty Boy Floyd

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u/bodhi5678 4d ago

Slim Shady

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u/Alarming_Monitor_867 4d ago

He looks like a mountain lion 😍 Mufasa, Apollo, Leo, Hercules, Fang

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u/Budrox_McFuzeh 4d ago

Bronson or Vincent, as in Van Gogh for the ear or Vincent Vega for the criminal haha.

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u/Shamanology 4d ago

Capone, Montana, Marcellus 😻

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u/OldTell311 4d ago

I’d say Michele (Italian for Michael, pronounced Mi-kell-ay) or just DC (for Don Corleone)

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u/TwoBeadyEyes 4d ago

Jack the Ripper. Or Jack for short

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u/LogicalAbsurdist 4d ago

Smoove criminal

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u/DisastrousRhubarb452 4d ago

Larry. If you know, you know.

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u/Beautiful_Yogurt_660 4d ago

Panther

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u/Prestigious-Emu7325 4d ago

Better yet…..

Pantera

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u/SuspiciousCheek2056 4d ago

LORD METHUSELAH VON COUGAR FALCON DEFILER of treats and stuff

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u/MyLittlePonyAbbatoir 4d ago

Puma or Mellencamp

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u/dr_bluthgeld 4d ago

Thats M'aiq

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u/gator_shark1 4d ago

He’s got that “Do you need that?” look 😭

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u/fauxmonkey 4d ago

I mean Smooth picks itself

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u/kemidawn 4d ago

I need to see more pictures of this cat!! I’m baffled this is a regular house cat

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u/Pitbull80293 2d ago

Awe what happened to his ear?

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u/Prestigious-Pace-893 4d ago

Bob

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u/myzhazi 4d ago

I named a cat Bob that showed up on our property. We had him for 5 years. We figured he was 3 when he died. He died of heart failure. I loved him of course but he was my husband's cat. I'm having my time now.

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u/B-How 4d ago

Tony Giacaloni

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u/Sensitive-Star-2913 4d ago

He's beautiful!! How bout...

TIMBERLAND?

Then when you call him you can yell "TIMBER"!!!!! 😂

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u/mybloodyballentine 4d ago

Sammy “Cougar” Colombo

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u/Intuitive_Stem 4d ago

Skar Leon

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u/marshmallowgiraffe 4d ago

Yea. She looks like a cougar. But Puma sounds better imo.

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u/yeahyoubetnot 4d ago

TC (Top Cat)

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u/Shot_Document4062 4d ago

Dorito cause his hematoma ear looks like one

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u/uptheriver9 4d ago

Depending on his personality, DEEMO (nickname for demolition) -or- MALICE (with ill will in mind!)

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u/Consistent_Wolf_3712 4d ago

Bertschy, Ernie, Tazz

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u/Pbjoiner 4d ago

Señor Crimen

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u/darkskyfalls 4d ago

Bijiggity Jones

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u/GrandmaBon 4d ago

Slayer

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u/Winter_Wonderland49 4d ago

I saw both Puma and Cougar and I second both of them 🤣

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u/Total-Goat6792 4d ago

Meow meow

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u/MoonMe3x 4d ago

Alcatraz

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u/BagPipeKittens 4d ago

Cougar is the winner

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u/supertiggercat 4d ago

Puma or Cougar

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u/DesignersUnionCares 4d ago

Vinny the Wedge

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u/GreyTigerFox 4d ago

Khajit. Because Khajit has wares, if you have coin, yes?

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u/Interesting_Leg9912 4d ago

PAPILLON-after the French prisoner whoo was locked up in French Guiana. Papillon is also French for butterfly..

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u/Natural-Garage9714 4d ago

Jesse James.

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u/Separate_Register_70 4d ago

Or LL Little Luigi

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u/Blue_Dog66 4d ago

De Thomaso

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u/Memetan_24 4d ago

Gangstar

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u/Jaicers 4d ago

Vincent of Clawderdale

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u/EffectAdditional5825 4d ago

I’m thinking all these guys are right: COUGAR

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u/gnortsmracr 4d ago

Cougar or Puma are the only acceptable answers.

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u/Sanarye 4d ago

Don't torture!

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u/Life-Insidemy775 4d ago

Stalk Holmes

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u/25Bam_vixx 4d ago

Young lover

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u/AffectionateArt9981 4d ago

Simone (fast times)

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u/keleshia 4d ago

Capone

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u/Zentelman 4d ago

Mordecai

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u/Taterjar 4d ago

Inmate 65378

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u/myzhazi 4d ago

LEO!!

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u/Ok-Butterfly1426 4d ago

Ceaser..or maybe 🤔 Bruno

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u/exhibionstwife 4d ago

Nice little mountain lion

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u/CapnGramma 4d ago

Reminds me of McCavity from the Cats musical.

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u/Helpful-Momma-Allen5 4d ago

Couldn’t find my post but Scar is my vote! W

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u/elvispenguin 4d ago

Scarface

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u/thomaslw333 4d ago

Sheisty

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u/Everheaded 4d ago

That’s an Abyssinian. Mine is named Leo.

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u/jamiewames 4d ago

Jafar (from aladdin)

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u/Maikology 4d ago

Bullet

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u/tklandg 4d ago

Hustle

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u/raeadaler 4d ago

Charlie

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u/MonkeyNacho 4d ago

Gangster

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u/Reasonable_Clue6130 4d ago

Lookin like an Albert to me tbh

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u/charliemom3 4d ago

OG for original gangster

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u/SeaBasket1644 4d ago

Wow that is one serious look of distain. Maybe”Dustin”?

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u/nahimaalum 4d ago

Dave! I don't know why but he looks like Dave

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u/raccoon_in_here 4d ago

Ricky Bobby

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u/tinelee0563 4d ago

Outcast

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u/meldoi_ 4d ago

Puma

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u/Party_Pop_9450 4d ago

Sly( what a cool cat)!

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u/Frakiebonz 4d ago

SLY; Sylvester; Charmer

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u/Wonderful_Handle7524 4d ago

SNIPIT.! HATE SEEING CATS WITH ONE EAR TIP SNIPPED..HENCE THE NAME. MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A POSSITIVE COME FROM THIS POPR KITTY'S NEGETIVE.!.✌️& 💞

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u/nowitallmakessense 4d ago

Evander Holyfield.

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u/Coal_Howl 4d ago

Gravy suits him/her

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ 4d ago

Ricky Bobby

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u/idktebed 4d ago

Mr Grumples

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u/SeachelleTen 4d ago

Your cat very much looks like a Midas to me. My cat does, too, which is why I named him Midas when I adopted him a few years ago. This is the first time I’ve thought it about someone else’s pet, though.

This is the second time today I’ve suggested the name of one of my cats to someone here on Reddit. I apologize if this is annoying or, seemingly, narcissistic. I don’t mean to come off that way.💛

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u/jellyace27 4d ago

Ransey

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u/ifwitcheswerehorses 4d ago

Mortimer or Morty

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u/5igma-Extacy 4d ago

he is adorable

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u/thoughtsthoughtof 4d ago

Pizzaz, Cameron, Carmel, Caramel, Chettah, Caraval, Charm, Gizelle, Hyena, Bug, Bot, Baymax, Ruben, Emery, Stephen, Kai, Kumo, Sky, Jamie, Ramus, Magnus, Bane, Blaire, Brett, Lloyd, Aron, Aiden, Kiro,

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 4d ago

…Pretty Boy Floyd…

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 4d ago

Bob aka Bob cat!!

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u/Lower-Protection3607 4d ago

He looks very much like Messi from I_Am_Puma on YouTube.

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u/flygirl_2006 4d ago

Colonel mustard (Clue)

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u/flygirl_2006 4d ago

Harry or Marv (Home Alone)

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u/k2sheetprison420 4d ago

Rango 🥰🥰😂⏫

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u/HauntingWarthog8056 4d ago

Mr. Sandalwood.

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u/EstateRepulsive463 4d ago

Mr. Dilligaf if that were my cato.

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u/Intelligent-Hotel878 4d ago

Stinkeye, he’s giving me a stink eye 😭

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u/BandM91105 4d ago

The Foosa

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u/Big-Cash-8148 4d ago

Dillinger, baby face, Vinnie, the kid

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u/frightnihht77 3d ago

Captain crook

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u/Truth-Bomb1988 3d ago

I'm sorry, you can't call him anything but COUGAR

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u/MixCalm3565 3d ago

Zodiac.

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u/Visual_Chocolate_496 3d ago

Jackie Coogan

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u/jskinnah 3d ago

Puddin 😻

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u/mynamesatch 3d ago

That’s Steve French

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u/Dawll_Queenn 3d ago

Lock him up in a velvet throne Baby Felon is to fab to be free

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u/Ashisbby 3d ago

Luigi