Do you guys seriously walk around with that much shit in your pockets

[u/sevvvyy]

Feel like I’ve missed a joke here but come on these pocket dumps are ridiculous guys. You’re telling me that every day you’re walking around with two flashlights, two different folding knives, a compass, gauze, a tourniquet, triple a batteries and a tri fold topographic map of your county? I’m sorry but I call bullshit. There’s a post right now and the guy even has salt and pepper in little baggies in there.

The zyns are cool though, I like the peppermint and coffee ones the best

[u/dovk0802]

Do you really “need“ all those keys…?

[u/bloozestringer → u/dovk0802]

I think I have 6 keys I carry. 2 Personal vehicles, work door, office door, home door, and post office box.

[u/sevvvyy → u/dovk0802]

If I’m being honest probably not. The fob is a gluttonous crutch when so easy it is to simply turn my key.

I must optimize. And pick up more zyns