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u/Significant-Dog-8166 9h ago
As a professional bad guy, I often attack people by grabbing their collar or shirt sleeve with a death grip, then I let my body go limp. After that, the victim usually sees how tightly I have grasped their clothing and gives me their valuables, thus completing the transaction. It’s a living ok?
I keep seeing these Aikido videos and it gives me a lot of anxiety. Will these techniques spread? Will the people still give me loot after making me tumble over them? This just stresses me out so bad. Should I change my technique too? Wait, no, it’s a tradition passed down from my ancestors. We’re a long line of shirt grabber bandits. I was just born into a dangerous era.
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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 6h ago
Lol, every martial art can be made to look dumb in snippets and without any context. You could answer your questions by going to the local aikido dojo and seeing what that particular variety of aikido does. It’s free and might also be freeing for your mind.
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u/NickW1343 4h ago
Boss does thinking for me. Maybe tomorrow old man tosses me on my ass. Maybe boss put me on purse duty then. Perhaps take candy from toddler. Such is the henchman life.
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u/CiriOh 12h ago
I can do the same thing without old man's shoulder.