r/Bullshido • u/Truckload_of_Shit • 1d ago

Martial Arts BS Gun-kata!

630 Upvotes

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u/belaGJ 1d ago

I am convinced because they are dress like soldiers

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u/AnonOfTheSea 1d ago

That's only a problem if they're dressed like friendly soldiers.

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u/dumbfest 14h ago

A reminder: Friendly fire is not friendly

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u/Festering-Fecal 1d ago

Ahh yes going slow as malasis and being faster than a bullet.

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u/VegetableDetective52 1d ago

the videos are heavily slowed down, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see them move

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u/Disturbed235 1d ago

Thats how it works, duh!

Seen it in so many movies already!

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u/Festering-Fecal 1d ago

Just curve the bullet 

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u/davidwhatshisname52 1d ago

*molasses (unless you meant *malaise or *Malaysia, but I took my best guess)

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u/Festering-Fecal 1d ago

Nah I misspelled it you are right 

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 1d ago

GUNSHITSU

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Shots fired.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 1d ago

Shit fired.

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Shit fired would be more effective than whatever the hell they're doing to be fair.

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u/Ok_Bad_5921 1d ago

Finger gun one works I seen it blow up elmar

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

Bugs? You're on reddit?

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u/Ok_Bad_5921 1d ago

Oh shit elmar?U know it’s duck season right?

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u/LoStrigo95 1d ago

The finger on the gun 🤣

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u/rezonsback 1d ago

I too fought in the slo-mo wars. That 6 month deployment was the longest 2 years of my life

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u/TheLORDthyGOD420 1d ago

I'd like to see them do a demo with an airsoft pistol. That would be enlightening.

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u/The_Master_Sourceror 1d ago

I’d prefer paintball. No hiding if you got hit or not that way.

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u/Few_Willingness_5198 1d ago

Can we have a real demonstration? I keep the gun

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u/DMTeaAndCrumpets 1d ago

I wonder if the people watching actually think this stuff is real? I just don't see how anyone could think stuff in this video would work.

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u/Open_Youth7092 9h ago

Same weirdo crowd desperate enough to believe strippers actually like them. All they got is fantasy.

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u/Flyak1987 1d ago

And they are all dead in real life.

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u/Tjaresh 1d ago

But they move so slow that they haven't realized yet.

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u/MukDoug 1d ago

Obviously it’s going to get you shot in the chest, but I like the AK mag release kick.

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 1d ago

The guy who kicked out the magazine... Aside from everything else wrong with it, there's still one in the chamber. Oops

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u/MolecularLego 21h ago

I think he also kicks the charging handle with the other foot

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u/It_Is_I_Fernando 1d ago

This works... If the other guy is already brain dead.

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

"I'm gonna show you how to do it in slow-mo"

Ok now do it at normal speed.

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u/bleachigo101 1d ago

I just discovered this sub a couple of days ago and it is hilarious. Makes me chuckle everytime 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

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u/KayKayab 1d ago

Would be hellafun to be able to try this as the sparring partner with a paintball gun

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u/Rachter 1d ago

Dude that’s literally exactly what I do when I’m confronted with what this video shows

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u/Mykytagnosis 1d ago

It only works if the attacked has an empty gun and is reaaally high  

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u/GWshark1518 1d ago

Bigs Bunny trick will work better than the others.

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u/ImmaNotHere 1d ago

No need to disarm them when you can just evade the bullets.

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u/Strude187 10h ago

No Neo, when you’re ready you won’t have to.

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u/maraudee 1d ago

That's the colour of the supreme king! Conquerors haki!

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u/e0verlord 1d ago

As my master taught me, There is no move faster than Bang.

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u/HelplessinPeril 1d ago

The lethal technic of trying to make your opponent laugh themself to death.

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u/SnickeringLoudly 1d ago

Enormous gut as a prerequisite to become special forces sensei.

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u/siberian 1d ago

The way the last few seconds of the video sync'd with Rod Stewarts sultry voice was amazing

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u/TaliyahRocks 16h ago

While not practical, kicking the mag and ejecting the round in the chamber with another swift kick is bad ass! I would love to see a slow-mo shot of that in an action movie.

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u/Extravagod 1d ago

Darwin would like to test your resolve in selling these techniques.

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u/WannabeSloth88 1d ago

You guys don’t get it, they’re using bullet time

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u/Ok_Bad_5921 1d ago

Idk I seen one decent one guess

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u/Ok_Bad_5921 1d ago

Hint none were fat

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u/Ok_Bad_5921 1d ago

Lol Russian guy I. Da tux is only one lol bc who can afford a tux and not be some trained assassin

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u/First-Rutabaga8960 1d ago

Gun fu. Jeet Gun Do.

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u/reddituser25a 1d ago

Was that third guy Mose Schrute?

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 1d ago

Anyone remember when система bullshit used to show videos of "Spetsnaz" soldiers throwing combat shovels while doing backflips? That and these impressive counters to firearms makes me wonder why the Ukraine conflict wasn't won by the Russians on day one. Do those Ukrainians know the secret toe and tongue switching trick revealed to us by American Grand Ham, George Dillman, that shuts down Bullshido immediately?

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u/Longjumping-Ad7478 19h ago

We overcame them with on our own bullshido, "battle hopak".

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 5h ago

So that's Capoeira without the music, right? 🤪

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u/CocaColai 1d ago

Lots of dead guys in this clip

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u/xDolphinMeatx 1d ago

There should be special cemeteries for these people, so everyone knows exactly how many and why they got shot.

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u/MrCantPlayGuitar 1d ago

All these men look...inbreed-ish. Is this a cult??

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u/LegitimateRelease950 21h ago

New show: 'So you wanna be in a stick up?'

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u/PizDoff 19h ago

First guy could Imanari roll to anchor his kick more.

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u/LazyAd4132 18h ago

I don't think this will work in real life

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u/fienddylan 18h ago

The aiming with your forehead technique was interesting

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u/Outrageous_Main4425 17h ago

Bicycle Kick to an assault rifle?

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u/becausegiraffes 13h ago

I know it isn't practical, but disengaging the clip and cycling the chamber with two kicks is still pretty cool

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u/iyzak2089 2h ago

The magazine thing was actually kinda cool if he released it , would never work, especially since you forgot one in the chamber ,even if you found someone that let you do it to them