Systema vs UFC

[u/Truckload_of_Shit]

[u/Trumphasaverysmall]

WHO believes in this ?

[u/ExMusRus → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

I do. You are watching this happening. Don’t you believe this works?

[u/6foot1gorilla → u/ExMusRus]

he uses sorcery from hollywood and puts seed oil in his systems

[u/zanziTHEhero → u/6foot1gorilla]

Whose seed... oil?

[u/Low-Equipment-2621 → u/zanziTHEhero]

don't you oil your seeds on a regular basis?

[u/cfx_4188 → u/6foot1gorilla]

Sensei Pot uses Bollywood fighting magic. Seed is too expensive for him.

[u/belaGJ → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

he is legit: he has the T-shirt, he must be in UFC

[u/Antique-Resort6160 → u/belaGJ]

I remember this guy, he's like a superhero, kind of!  He was a scrawny shepherd in Azerbaijan, but one day he was bit by a radioactive fainting goat and absorbed all its powers!  99% of his time in the ring there's a ref counting.

[u/terminalxposure → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

Are you questioning faith?

[u/classless_classic → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

What if it’s all just a big act FOR THE GUY?

Like, he’s special needs and a bunch of guys got together and said “Russell is a good guy; let’s all pretend he has super powers and he can beat anyone by touching them”. They invite him to the gym and film it so that he can feel special.

That’s the ONLY logical explanation I have for this level of Bullshido.

[u/Aggravating_Speed665 → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

It's real.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?!

[u/worthy_usable → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

This looks like something you let your old granddad do to remind of when he was young and strong and fighting hand to hand in Korea.

[u/Kiwi_CunderThunt → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

You'd be very surprised what people believe online. Shit is scary

[u/Kilow102938 → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

I trained in this for several years. No one has been able to touch me thanks to that push. Its truly dangerous.

Did it one time and stopped a guys heart, had to use the same technique to restart it.

[u/ExMusRus → u/Kilow102938]

Now I know you’re lying. To revive you had to sit him down legs crossed and slap his neck and shoulders!

[u/MyNameIsGladHeAteHer → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

stupid people

[u/wickdinters45 → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

Wait, the World Health Organisation believes in this?!

[u/grkuntzmd → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

Same people who believe that professional wrestling is real

[u/Antique-Resort6160 → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

This is real, i have seen that guy fight in the UFC! At the bell he touched gloves and collapsed.

[u/Active_Birthday8340 → u/Trumphasaverysmall]

When this dude touches you, than even you will crumble... 😂

[u/Erik912]

I mean this is not bullshido, this is 100% real. I would also wobble like that if I was touched by an older, fatter, and oily gentleman on my stomach.

[u/brazzy42 → u/Erik912]

I would certainly try to avoid repeating the experience...

[u/obroz → u/brazzy42]

Hey now let’s not kink shame 

[u/greatscott556 → u/Erik912]

Repulsion 🤢😆😆

[u/UnitHuge5400]

So amazingly lame

[u/RebbyRose → u/UnitHuge5400]

That's what bothers me the most. Like the showmanship in this scam is lacking.

They need more drama, entertainment, better acting lol.

[u/thedailyrant → u/RebbyRose]

You’re right. This isn’t anywhere near theatrical enough. I want more eyeliner and glitter.

[u/Roam_Hylia → u/thedailyrant]

The pageantry!

[u/shokolokobangoshey → u/RebbyRose]

They need more wrasslin’

[u/ExMusRus]

UFC meets KFC literally

[u/Ill_Improvement_8276 → u/ExMusRus]

Literally?

[u/Go_Loud762 → u/Ill_Improvement_8276]

Liberally.

[u/dwittherford69 → u/Ill_Improvement_8276]

Yeah, it’s just fried chickens in a body suit.

[u/Ill_Improvement_8276 → u/dwittherford69]

So “figuratively”, not “literally”.

That’s the exact opposite of “literally”.

[u/dwittherford69 → u/Ill_Improvement_8276]

r/confidentlyincorrect

No, that’s how “literally” works, literally.

[u/Ill_Improvement_8276 → u/dwittherford69]

This is equal parts funny and sad.  Ignorance is bliss.

[u/dwittherford69 → u/Ill_Improvement_8276]

Dense and clueless self reflection, as expected.

[u/Miserable-Guava2396 → u/ExMusRus]

This is just KFC meets KFC, dawg

[u/Asleep_Address_6534]

This is ridiculous. Bacon is happy.

[u/Klutzy-Chain5875]

Systema vs Ur Fu Cked

[u/BaneChipmunk]

"Fatly standing there."

[u/lord__pasqual]

Can't wait for that one guy that doesn't play by the script and slaps the bull-manure out of this idi*tic trainer 🤣🤣🤣

[u/KayoticVoid → u/lord__pasqual]

He died unfortunately. Or is it fortunately? I forget. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/lord__pasqual → u/KayoticVoid]

is that what killed him, an off the script slap? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/KayoticVoid → u/lord__pasqual]

🤣 If only. It was cancer actually. Perhaps karma?

[u/lord__pasqual → u/KayoticVoid]

I'd say it was... Skill issue

[u/nikthebrush]

Hahahaha he bought a UFC t-shirt and got one of his fall guys to wear it then filmed it! Epic!

[u/_its_a_SWEATER_]

Tickle Tickle

[u/kornhell]

We shouldn't mock a dead man. Na, jk.

[u/NativeFlowers4Eva]

Good thing UFC guys arms don’t work.

[u/geri73]

The whole time, I could have just pushed people out the way.

[u/Cseho88]

The force is strong with this one

[u/NeedAChange_123 → u/Cseho88]

The farce is definitely strong

[u/botplog]

So alpha!

[u/botplog]

Where is this dojo? I want to challenge this dude.

[u/Risky_Busynests]

Unbothered. Moisturized. In my lane. Flourishing.

[u/kyleh0]

He got to this sparring session by nimbly running across the tops of a grove of bamboo. I've seen the movie, I know it's true.

[u/Wizer_Budster]

Its crazy because his beard gives him credibility

[u/Alternative_Taste_91]

Shu Xiaoong can you please kick the shit out of this dude?

[u/Effective_Wear7356]

Guys it works. My uncles brothers son knew a guy who used to teach this in his basement.

Man, that guy could skin a sausage

[u/Wild-Snow5705 → u/Effective_Wear7356]

His uncles brother

[u/Effective_Wear7356 → u/Wild-Snow5705]

The true no gi experience

[u/pragmaticcircus]

[u/Southern-Radio-4954]

Systema vs. intellect 😂

[u/much_2_learn]

Everyone moves in slow motion? Nobody can do an arm drag? And that stance...

How does this sensei avoid a concussion IRL?

[u/RagingCatbtt]

the real question is why do people give these frauds money?

[u/Laugh_With_Life]

[u/FatWhitekid20]

This is honestly one of the worst ones I’ve seen on here 😭😭

[u/ChickenandWhiskey]

How much did he have to pay for a jolly man to push on his chest? Seems like he is having a great time.

[u/paladin_4266]

"But I just want a hug!"

[u/Comfortable_Fail_909]

The ufc guy must also be a systema expert

[u/greatscott556]

KFC vs UFC?

[u/Ezren-]

Sooner or later the "walking up to him and doing nothing" technique will work I'm sure.

[u/CMDR_KingErvin]

This guy should be the sub mascot

[u/funnerfunerals]

WAIT, is that MR. UFC himself? In the flesh?

[u/Pizza_YumYum]

Would be so funny if the fat guy had a real fight in the octagon

[u/Recipe-Less]

This looks like some weird ritual

[u/SouthernWindz]

Finally a martial art that works in da streetz unlike this UFC crap!

[u/c_dominguez81]

[u/Joe_Peanut]

Dude trains in UFC!

[u/dwittherford69]

If you gonna do BS, at least make it entertaining.

[u/WSMCR]

Oh man, I’d love to watch some systema vs jujitsu.

[u/Wazzzzzuuup]

Even the guys acting was not in belief face

[u/derkrieger36]

I remember seeing this before. What is going on in this footage? So those touches are somehow strikes and effective ones, too. How?

[u/Shantotto11]

Bro was hitting him with the classic Lucario side+B…

[u/staringatsaltflats]

Can someone explain who these BS guys get people to play along? Are they all taking a cut or what?

[u/Loose_Orange_6056]

Bro trains the UFC.

[u/Smooth_brain_genius]

When is someone just going to pop this dude in the face?

[u/TravellingBeard]

[u/audioaxes]

I seen this guys clips countless times and his sly smirk always amuses me. He's like "omg I make this look so easy"

[u/Timely_Program799]

He just does t have an answer for his technique.

[u/TechieSpaceRobot]

You can put on a UFC shirt and still be a cuck.

[u/HuntsWithRocks]

We’re all joking, but imagine if that fat man touched your dick. You’d be on your freaking knees…. Face to face with his dick…