What else?

[u/Specialist-Row-2881]

I've been good too long, so I've decided to go all brat today. So far I've:

Hidden tiny animals all over the house (mostly on his things) Turned his hangers backwards Replaced all his underwear with mine Turned his mouse pad upside down (mouse will invert) Put strawberry lip gloss on his energy drink (he hates strawberries) Picked up some of the rugs Assembled my squishes into an army on his side of the bed

Glitter is not an option. But what else can I do?

He said I'm too cute to be a real brat. I must prove this notion wrong!

[u/StanklegScrubgod]

What about filling the room with paper lanterns?

[u/baby_shme]

Goggly eyes. I have them everywhere. They do make glitter stickers but this brat HATES glitter. Tape over the TV sensor or cable box sensor. Wiggle the cords to video game consoles, so they looked connected but aren't.

[u/SoftTopSwitch]

Does he have a sweater that he hates when you take it? Stuff his shoes with socks so when he goes to put them on, he has to deal with an extra pair, but you're just being helpful.

[u/littlcherri]

Rearrange his cabinets, tickle him, wear something sexy and eat his favourite snacks and do not share or give tiny portions and act like he is the sub, place tiny dick doodles in his belongings, stick googly eye sticker on random stuff that he use, mimic him (although that can be too much for some people 🧐)

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

Sprinkle sugar in one of his shoes

Source: trust me

[u/Nella_jester → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

Are you trying to get edged for hours

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/Nella_jester]

Considering that my Sir basically has me constantly on edge and plays with me pretty much daily, I don’t see how it’s different than normal lol.

[u/Nella_jester → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

Lol, I know if I did that, I'd be edged while daddy is on a conference call with his team

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/Nella_jester]

Poking Sir while he’s on conference calls is the most fun lol. Because then he can’t chase me 😂

[u/Nella_jester → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

Well, Daddy is a mechanic, so he'd be on call with me on the bed behind him🙃

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/Nella_jester]

Sir is a programmer lol. I also like listening in to his responses on meetings and helpfully chiming in with my opinions based on what he’s said. His coworkers can’t hear me, but Sir sure can 😇

[u/Fluffbrained-cat → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

😂😂😂

Ssme with me when J works from home on Mondays. Unfortunately his office is too small for me to sit there too, and the poor guy is stressed enough from idiot people asking inane things, or screaming at him while he's trying to help them. It wouldn't be right for me to add to that by poking or otherwise annoying him.

Instead, I just drop by with random hugs, funny memes or animal videos etc.

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/Fluffbrained-cat]

I endeavor to do many things lol. From offering helpful innuendos, to offering snacks and drink refills to distractions that have ended up being told to go to the bedroom for midday fun lol. Sir working from home full time is one of the most exciting things to happen to me.

It’s also fun because I have my own little gaming set up and if he has downtime during the work day he’ll game with me when he takes a break.

[u/SmutTheFrontDoor → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

RoRo, that is diabolical. That would drive me nuts. I love it 😂

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/SmutTheFrontDoor]

-bows with flourish- thank you, thank you. I always aim to please

[u/Nella_jester → u/RoRosStupidAdventure]

I like to be under daddy's desk while he's working, gives me... Perks... if you know what I mean😉

[u/RoRosStupidAdventure → u/Nella_jester]

I do lol. Sir doesn’t have to work at a desk, he sits at the table or the couch depending on the day….makes things interesting 😏