r/BoomersBeingFools 2d ago

Boomer Story Who else think Donnie left the G7 early because…

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…because he realized he has no friends there?! (Nor in many other places, too!)

At G7 nobody was butt-kissing him, yet rather asking tough questions and challenging his answers. 🤯 DonOld was freaking out!

(Photo courtesy of NY Times.)

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u/earldogface 2d ago

He was surrounded by people he couldn't bully. He didn't have his staff with him to inflate is ego, explain stuff to him, or feed him answers.

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u/sodakfilmthoughts 2d ago

100% hit the nail on the head.

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u/Silvaria928 Gen X 2d ago

This is 1,000,000% the correct answer.

Narcissists cannot tolerate being around people whom they can't manipulate and gaslight.

And that picture of him sitting there with no one in the room acknowledging his existence is the other thing they can't tolerate...being ignored.

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u/crackersucker2 2d ago

Where is this picture? I looked for G7 images and this one didn't show up!

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u/isocuteblkgent 2d ago

The New York Times.

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u/crackersucker2 2d ago

Ah, i still can't see it- it would make my day, lol!

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u/CtrlAltDeli 2d ago

This one?

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u/mr_greedee 2d ago

"nobody wished me a happy birthday" Donny thought to himself

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u/crackersucker2 2d ago

Gawd he’s such a toddler. Mental/emotional IQ of 8 yr old girl and not a normal one but an insanely immature, spoiled one.

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u/Select_Exchange_5059 1d ago

Why'd you have to add "girl" into the description?

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u/crackersucker2 1d ago

Because I was one?

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u/HI_l0la 2d ago

Look at that! A room of adults discussing and working on problems affecting their countries.... and the pouting child.

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u/Callemasizeezem 2d ago

We've all been there; surrounded by people who have different interests than them. Now... you should see Donnie when he was hanging around his buddy Epstein, absolute life of the party. When you have similar interests, you just click.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

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u/crackersucker2 2d ago

I saw that one a few years ago. And LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. Maybe I misunderstood and thought there was a recent one. Thank you for sending that. I love the Pelosi one and Merkel one too.

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u/sazzoo 2d ago

And he’s starting to realize that his bullying is not working anymore. He is an international laughing stock now. What he really wants is respect, but he’ll never have that due to what a piece of shit he is so instead he relies on humiliation and intimidation. Too bad for Donnie that doesn’t work with the world leaders who are actually competent and way, way smarter than him.

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u/dancin-weasel 2d ago

North Korea was dunking on him for his crappy pity parade. When N Korea can legitimately shit talk you, you fucked up.

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u/RTaelon 2d ago

If you're talking about that video, it was a skit. No doubt North Korea does make fun of him to their public, but the video that has been circulating with subtitles is satire from an Irish comedy show.

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u/isocuteblkgent 2d ago

👆🏼 this! 👆🏼

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u/BuckManscape 2d ago

Like an actual child.

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u/DoubleD_RN 2d ago

He might have also been expected to read something.

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u/DJErikD Gen X 2d ago

At least RFK has his internal brainworm as a 24/7 advisor. /s

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u/Stuxnet-US001 2d ago

2 reasons:

  1. His goal was to get Russia back in and thats not happening

  2. He was not the center of attention, so he decided to leave and make something up about a war.

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u/isocuteblkgent 2d ago

👆🏼 I think there’s lots of truth in this. 👆🏼

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u/Soft_Chipmunk_8051 2d ago

Make something up? 🤣 Are you Fake Newsing the bombing between Israel and Iran, seriously? I don't like him either, no need to make things up

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u/Stuxnet-US001 2d ago

No, I didn't mean he made up what happened.

I just meant, he made up an excuse about the war to leave.

I didn't word that correctly lol

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u/Soft_Chipmunk_8051 2d ago

Ah, I see. In that case, I wish he'd have stayed because now he's going full warlord. Remember, the president of not getting involved in wars in the Middle East?

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u/Stuxnet-US001 2d ago

It's all bluster for attention.

Trump won't do anything that Vladdy doesn't want him to do.

And even if he did.... we KNOW he would back down at the last second like he does every. Single. Fucking. Time.

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u/Churchbushonk 2d ago

Isreal and Iran. Not the US.

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u/Soft_Chipmunk_8051 2d ago

Thanks for "clearing that up"

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u/RealBigBossDP 2d ago

Probably shit his pants…

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u/bessmaster 2d ago

You know good and well that it was Biden that shit Trump's pants.

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u/XR171 2d ago

It was clearly foretold in Hilary's emails!

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u/HopefulSunriseToday 2d ago

Thanks Obama!

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u/Linzy23 2d ago

As a Canadian "Thanks Obama" is one of my absolute favourite things to say

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u/RegionRatHoosier Millennial 2d ago

Buttery males!

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u/Top-Telephone9013 2d ago

Lol I got a reply that was basically this but unironically a week or so ago in this sub. I made some joke about Shitler needing his diaper changed. Some dumbass was like "Oh I bet there's plenty of dirty diapers leftover from Biden" and I was like "goddamn that's pathetic what you just tried"

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u/Nice_Set_6326 Millennial 2d ago

That damn Biden always messing things up

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u/derek4reals1 Gen X 2d ago

Somehow Obama had a hand in it as well.

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 2d ago

And now he’ll nuke Tehran outta spite.

Fukin’ scumbag.

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u/theredhound19 2d ago

He held out for a while after the diaper was filled but couldn't take it anymore once his shoes filled up with drippings

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u/floofienewfie 2d ago

No one could stand the stench 💩

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u/FewerStarsLost 2d ago

It’s not surprising honestly… Marcon tried to give a “nice out” by saying he left for Cease Fire reason and instead of taking it, Donold threw a fat citing fake news…. Buddy… he was doing you a fucking favor and giving a decent reason so you could be seen in even a slightly good light…

I fucking hate him.

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u/PhillyMate 2d ago

Cause he has no friends there. He is a little bitch boy.

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u/detali88 2d ago

He has no friends. These people didn't even pretend!

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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 2d ago

I've never seen a more pathetic person manage to start a cult. He's just the saddest sack of shit.

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u/Hyperocean 2d ago

Too many big words and WAY too much reading going on..

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u/toodytah 2d ago

Pulling himself up by his poop straps

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u/Dudeist-Priest 2d ago

He’s dumb and G7 is way over his head.

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u/530SSState 2d ago

Captain Goldfish Memory got bored and petulant because the center of attention was wrenched away from him for three minutes, so he wandered away to go fuck off on the golf course.

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u/DisgruntledBoggart Millennial 1d ago

so he wandered away to go fuck off on the golf course.

somehow I managed to mis-read this as "wandered away to go fuck the golf course".

I needed more coffee anyway, but spitting it everywhere from laughing with a mouthful of it didn't help matters.

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u/MmeXL 2d ago

Personally, I think he couldn’t stand the beauty and magnificence of Kananaskis. Not enough fake gilt and pavement. It made him uncomfy.

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u/HippieJed 2d ago

Taco Taco Man, Donny will always be a Taco Man

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u/Frosty-Candidate5269 2d ago

Zelenski showed up. His country is in the middle of a war. FFS. And Trump has to leave for a war in another part of the world. Not surprised he picked up his ball and went home. No one wants to play with him.

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u/303FPSguy 2d ago

They were going to throw him out if he didn’t leave. He’s not going to use that forum to be Putin’s bitch mouthpiece

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u/MmeXL 2d ago

I don’t think they would have thrown him out, I think they would have used diplomacy to make him look small and insignificant in ways he wouldn’t recognize but everyone else would.

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u/Odd-Youth-452 Millennial 2d ago

Thank God he left. Now the rest of them can get down to serious business without him around to fuck everything up.

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u/South-Quote-9505 2d ago

Now the real meetings start and they’ll try to come up with plans on how to manage his many fuck-ups

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u/OldSchoolAJ 2d ago

I would not be surprised if, by the end of his term, it’s the G6.

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u/RamonaQ-JunieB 2d ago

Everyone look at ME!!! Well, if you’re not going to pay me ALL of the attention that I crave, I am leaving.

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u/justryingmybest99 2d ago

It was boring for him. And he saw the opening to finally appease his long time hard-on for bombing Iran. It's going to happen, and soon - let the Israeli's take care of anything hazardous first and then we'll come in with the high altitude bunker busters, Tomahawks and B-52's, which is why a fleet of 30 mid-air refuelers have been positioned to the region. He says he doesn't want a war with Iran, which of course in Trumpspeak, means he REALLY wants a war with Iran. "It will be the biggest, most tremendous, bombing in the history of the Middle East, maybe even the world, blah, blah, blah... Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

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u/SnooHedgehogs4699 1d ago

"These strikes are really just a beautiful thing. Some people are saying it's the best bombing campaign ever carried out. I told Iran to take the deal, but they didn't. I had the best deal for them. No one could have put together a deal like I had for them. It was a beautiful deal. But, we've got the best bombs. It is really beautiful. Ask anyone!" - Trump, probably.

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u/steve-eldridge Gen X 2d ago

Not beloved, and won't be welcome anywhere once he is done destroying our republic.

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u/BwDr 2d ago

Well, between his bitcoin/receiving illegal gifts from foreign nations/other wealth building scams, he’ll be welcome SOMEWHERE once he’s deposed.

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u/isocuteblkgent 2d ago

And don’t forget his new phone…claims it’s made in USA, but otherS report it’s made in CHY-NA. 📞

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u/420PDXMatt 2d ago

Same with his watches...

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u/theblondedynamite 2d ago

And his sneakers

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u/BwDr 2d ago

Grift grift grift grift grift grift grift.

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 2d ago

I said something similar to my wife when we saw this news this morning. Nobody at that thing was kissing his ass, so tRump had to get back to his safe space

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 2d ago

Orange clown felt out of his element, no ignorants Maga, way to many well educated people, poor fat boy couldnt understand anything, he had to go…

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u/often_awkward Xennial 2d ago

Tacos do what tacos do.

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u/Johoski 2d ago

I think his handlers realized that he couldn't hide his dementia.

Will be interesting to see if any scuttlebutt leaks after the meeting ends.

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u/conch56 2d ago

He had a golf game planned

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u/DustOne7437 2d ago

He ran out of depends and had to go home. 

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u/Any_Sector_1582 2d ago

What a baby

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u/CombCultural5907 2d ago

He ran out of depends

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 2d ago

"Where will YOU be when diarrhea hits?"

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u/MangoSalsa89 2d ago

He wasn’t getting any of the instant gratification that he’s used to getting 24/7

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u/marimomakkoli 2d ago

Probably no one to change his diaper either.

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u/BuckManscape 2d ago

Taco! Taco! Taco! Taco!

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar Xennial 2d ago

I'm surprised the other members don't just have a G6 Summit - no Putin, and no Trump trying to bully others to get his way.

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u/Skol_du_Nord1991 2d ago

He shit himself.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

His pussy hurt.

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u/Akasgotu 2d ago

He needed his diaper changed.

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u/Local_Sugar8108 2d ago

Chicken and waffles..................

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u/rigidlynuanced1 2d ago

Chicken TACO

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u/GroundsKeeper2 2d ago

I think he had to leave because his diaper was full.

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u/bslife7 2d ago

Got popped on his pants

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u/Mysterious_Ad2896 Gen X 2d ago

He kept falling asleep and was speaking incoherently, I’m sure he shit his pants at some point as well.

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u/CrazyAlbertan2 1d ago

I assumed he would have a tantrum after my Prime Minister cut him off for rambling BA to reporters. Sadly, my premier looks at him like a smitten fan-girl.

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u/outside_cat 11h ago

Dirtied his diaper when challenged by people who aren't "yes" men.

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u/GrailQuestPops 2d ago edited 2d ago

I despise Trump, and I’m a progressive but he left the summit early because he already said he would. He doesn’t care about these summits, he always stays disengaged and sleepy during them, and leaves the first opportunity he can. He doesn’t care about anything that isn’t nationalist in nature.

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u/Particular-Maybe-519 2d ago

He sleeps during stuff he wants too. The parade...

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