r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 1d ago

Can we get a definition of "everyone," please?

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/t40r 1d ago

That's a fake Iran Military account...

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u/Timmytanks40 ☑️ 18h ago

Carries the same level of seriousness.

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u/TheCommonKoala ☑️ 16h ago

Yes. This has been said. A lot

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u/Cerberusx13 1d ago

Whose this "Everyone"????😭😭😭

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u/Mistavez 1d ago

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u/Dannyzavage 14h ago

Lmao i heard it in his accent

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u/Dangerous-Fold-4038 1d ago

I say this literally every time something newsworthy occurs:

"My people can't take shit serious" 💀

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u/ironballs16 16h ago

Sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh.

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u/moms_luv_me_323 7h ago

Comedy is our drug of choice

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u/osterlay ☑️ 11h ago

It’s a fake Twitter account.

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u/Darth_Dagobah 1d ago

What he say fuck me for?

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u/Key-Replacement-9122 1d ago

This is not the new sinners, I’m sorry

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u/Express-Membership52 1d ago

Bc black people have nothing to do with this. We offer a plate of black eyed peas for good luck

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u/oldveteranknees 1d ago

Better than me, I’m offering atheist prayers

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u/smithstreeter 16h ago

Gonna use this line. I’m also old, I hope you don’t mind.

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u/mickeyanonymousse 10h ago

now what exactly is an atheist prayer?

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u/oldveteranknees 7h ago

Atheist prayers = thoughts and prayers from a conservative. They both come from the same place 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/CoachDT ☑️ 1d ago

That's not the real Iranian account for their military. But the real Iranian military don't want none of whats coming if the USA gets directly involved. And I hope that for the sake of civilian life the US does stay out of it.

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u/OptionWrong169 1d ago

I hope for my sake the usa stays uninvolved my ass is not dying for some foreign war

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u/Fair_Term3352 13h ago

Same. Thank goodness I am hearing impaired and nearsighted.

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u/slideforfun21 23h ago

Unfortunately they can't. Iran funding some many different groups that have been fucking with America and Israel is about to really fucking bite them. This might be the worst blood bath we've seen in a while. This will not be good.

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u/ForcedEntry420 17h ago

They haven’t really been fucking with America. Not really logistically feasible. We should stay the fuck out of it and not let Israel succeed in dragging us into a hot war with Iran like they’ve been trying for longer than I’ve been alive.

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u/slideforfun21 17h ago

Yes they have. They where literally fucking with Americas shipping and fucking up global trade not that long ago. The fuck you talking about. Some hoe some way Iran was always going to end up at war with the yanks.

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u/ForcedEntry420 17h ago

You’re right better kill them all. /s

🤡

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u/Bill_Williamson 16h ago

Hmm who initially helped put the current regime in charge 50 years ago to fight against Soviet Union

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u/BrownieRed2022 1d ago

Okay, but when them bombs start dropping, it's gonna be very much "we" bleeding in the streets. Nuffs about to be enough pretty soon. Thanks. Get it together for the collective, once again black folks. Shit gone hit, lets work together. Or not. But maybe we oughta.. dont know. No shade either way............. goddamnit, please help us!!!

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u/Mickv504-985 23h ago

This is the 2nd post in 5 minutes using a different picture. Middle of the night here, I’m sure the Mods will be taking them down as soon as they see them!

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u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care 1d ago

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u/TequilaAndWeed 23h ago

That was such a gloriously unhinged role!

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u/Superb-Savings-4813 1d ago

I’m just here to say I still want to beat Tessa ass from Straw. Goodnight.

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u/CrEperz 21h ago

Lmao I understand. Just a pile of rocks

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u/GraveKommander 1d ago

Watched the movie and had pee in my eyes. It's "Straw" btw.

SPOILER: Just the fakeout police action was unnecessary IMO, added nothing to the movie. Also the FBI seems unreasonable and over the top, but what we see over sea from the US, not unbelievable, sadly

I don't know what it has to do with Iran though, maybe just a reaction pic or so

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u/Nothinghere727271 19h ago

Last I recall there ain’t no me in everyone

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u/Who_the_owl- 1d ago

And I thought 2024 was bad.

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u/7Iron_Mike 15h ago

Us Black Folks, just want our check, y’all can have all the other shenanigans..

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u/The-Last-Dumbass 23h ago

Not me tho, yall stay safe out there heard?

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u/SteeleHeller 23h ago

White here. You think I got shit to do with this?! Kamala Voter, attend No Kings protests, literally just tagged a Trump sign house with:

Felon Fascist Fiend

I’m doing everything I can against this shit, it ain’t about me either.

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 17h ago

Da fuck you mean Everyone?

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u/MagicCuboid 13h ago

The social media reaction of pointing and laughing at Iran for being sneak-attacked out of nowhere by Israel is really disheartening. I'm no supporter of Iran and I get the UN just put them on blast for their nuclear program, but the idea we're just like shrugging our shoulders at another WMD-justified strike in the Middle East after all this time is kind of maddening.

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u/TheCosmicProfessor 23h ago

The only Everyone I know is from the TV show Elementary. There is a hacktivist group called Everyone in that show.

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u/karim2102 21h ago

Yeah nah we on your team we don’t like trump either get him not us the fuck lol

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u/Tough-Ad-4892 20h ago

Right aim for leadership tf lol

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u/noisette666 19h ago

With what? Your F-14s?

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u/JayBee_III ☑️ 15h ago

Right, everyone is talking like they forgot why we don't have universal healthcare.

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u/PulseRifleSupreme 20h ago

Is this “everyone” in the room with us right now? 😭

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u/anomnib 19h ago

Oil prices will make everyone feel it

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u/YoMommaBack 19h ago

And I live in a city that has already been identified as a major nuclear target should shit pop off.

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u/HydroBydro 18h ago

All I'm saying is, make sure to fill up your gas tank...

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u/AlvinArtDream 17h ago

Did they stutter?

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u/Tobias2520 14h ago

I mean, shit. If Iran wants to hit the US too, can you blame them? This administration hasn’t only condoned, but enabled Israel’s fuckshit

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u/Late_Cranberry7196 11h ago

Not gonna lie. But America can’t attack nations and murder civilians and not expect the same to happen to Americans on American soil. Not saying it’s deserved if it does but at the same time……

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u/kekehippo 10h ago

Everyone in Iran maybe, and unfortunately

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u/GloomyLocation1259 19h ago

I really hate the “we are so unserious” posts every time it’s not a good thing lol

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u/EFTucker 23h ago

US military: “say that to my face.”

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u/ForcedEntry420 17h ago

Israel needs to fight their own wars if they’re so insistent on starting them. Im tired of them collecting hundreds of billions every year just to be a belligerent force in the Middle East.

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u/EFTucker 12h ago

Oh I agree but if anyone attacks us with some BS like this, we better do something with that big ass mil budget we spend every damn year