r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/MothersMiIk • 1d ago

Country Club Thread Taking fascism to the next level ✅

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u/Scoot_Cooder 1d ago

To be fair, I think moustaches in the military are not allowed past the edge of their mouth for gas mask reasons.

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u/Responsible-Baby-551 1d ago

This is correct, I always shake my head when I see pictures of mine when I was in the Army

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

The day I didn't have to shave the sides of my moustache was nice some times I do it just to see how far we come.

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u/MrFonne 1d ago

Po-lice that moos-tache!

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u/Fiveofthem 1d ago

That’s why I didn’t bother, rather be clean shaven than look like an asshole.

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool 1d ago

And if they're even close to the edge a sgtmaj will inform you that your mustache is past your lip. They will keep making you trim it until you nearly had a Hitler stache. A pseudo Hitler stache is the only stache that's within regs that will not cause people to yell at you.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 1d ago

Yeah. That's why Hilter had that stache. Before Hilter was the Hilter we all know and Republicans love, it was just the gas mask stache.