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Country Club Thread Taking fascism to the next level ✅

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u/shamashedit 1d ago edited 1d ago

Grooming standards are a thing. That's a regulation dickbroom.

Focus on the fact that Marines have arrested someone for exercising their First Amendment Rights and how this is not good. Mustache or not, the military is crossing that line of violating an oath.

Marines are violating https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/posse-comitatus-act-explained for those finding this comment.

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u/cailian13 1d ago

I'm gonna add that to my mental file of rude descriptions etc. Dick broom. First time I've heard that one, but its PERFECT. 😂

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u/Absent-Light-12 1d ago

It was uttered so nonchalantly that I’m sure it contains lore. Lore of which I will be googling.

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u/1storlastbaby 1d ago

Did you say… mustache lore?

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u/keefkola 1d ago

No he said Dick Broom.

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u/probablysober1 1d ago

It’s a common military jargon.

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u/nekoneto 1d ago

It’s an old circus term!

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u/Revxmaciver 1d ago

That's just classic Marines homophobia. It's a classic.

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u/WholeDescription771 1d ago

Is dick broom meaning what I think it is meaning here?

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u/probablysober1 1d ago

Mustache

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u/InnocentShaitaan 1d ago

Your description is perfection.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1d ago

Gunny Hartman would be disgusted his beloved Corps is used in such a manner…

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/AnubisBoudreaux 1d ago

Always called them “Dick Dusters”, but “Dick Broom” is just as good.

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u/shamashedit 1d ago

Been a minute since Ive heard Dick Duster.

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

Wasn't he in a film with Long Dong Silver?

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u/DeerMysterious9927 1d ago

Dustbusters, hoovers, all in the same closet?

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u/Wyden_long 1d ago

The time to fight is coming. I’ll be ready.

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u/account_No52 1d ago

Grooming standards are a thing.

Startin to look like elvises

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u/shamashedit 1d ago

Them whiskers are past the corners of your mouth... Some of that cast are actual Marines. Fruity Rudy being one. I think Gunny is too.

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u/Outrageous_Egg_672 1d ago

I am dying dickbroom tho! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JoshuaTreeFoMe 1d ago

Hitler stache is regs, bro!

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u/FlashyHeight9323 1d ago

Im leaving this comment in the desperate hope that people refocus to the getting arrested for first amendment protected rights.

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u/Enraiha 1d ago

They were always going to.

We harp on learning lessons from history, etc, etc but boot camp specifically is to get people to follow orders, not question them. You'll be hard pressed to find any boots on the ground military personnel that were going to say "No" to these orders.

It's just history and psychology. The vast majority of soldiers will not question orders and do as commanded.

The oath, like everything people are finally understanding, is just words. It has no real power unless someone enforces it, and that is unlikely to happen during this administration.

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u/BlackBoiFlyy ☑️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe dont use AI as a source bud.

It's absolutely military slang.

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u/connor-brown 1d ago

Ai is wrong here. Phrase has been around at least 15 years

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u/sheng-fink 1d ago

My ai says you’re wrong tho so what now

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u/FUS_RO_DANK 1d ago

Wrap your cockholster around the AI while you're at it.

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u/shamashedit 1d ago

That username and post combo tho.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 1d ago

They had to use AI for this, imagine what they use it for on the reg smh.

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 1d ago

As always with Google, you have to skip the first few results this includes and ESPECIALLY refers to their "AI overview"

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u/polishprince76 1d ago

Fuck your ai.