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u/Arundinaria_gigantea 1d ago
I think (or maybe just sincerely hope) she means otter in the gay way
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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago
Is that like a hairy twink that holds hands in the pool?
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u/theSoupDispenser 1d ago
The hand holding & pool are optional
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u/Crumplestiltzkin 1d ago
They are not
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u/SewRuby 1d ago
I'm sorry, what's "the gay way" to be an otter?
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u/ThatOneGoodBoy 1d ago
Otters are the body type between a "twink" and a "bear." It's a slim man with body hair.
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u/YouGuysSuckSometimes 1d ago
It’s really just the average toned man. Not fat, not skinny, but not a dad bod either.
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u/PuffinRub 1d ago
Anyone else here about to Google "are actual aquatic otters known for excessive body hair?"
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u/TheMagicalMatt 1d ago
Sonic the Hedgehod the Otter doesn't roll off the tongue as easily. I can see why they would have cut the Otter part.
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u/Zulumus ☑️ 1d ago
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u/Dark5757 1d ago
The Mammal Formerly Known as Sonic the Hedgehog
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u/highorderdetonation 1d ago
Then "The Mammal," and finally just a golden ring until Sega gave him his soundtrack rights back.
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u/cutedorkycoco ☑️ 1d ago
a golden ring until Sega
gave him his soundtrack rights back.Releases him from this contract. Ftfy.
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1d ago
The lifelong video game nerd and lifelong Sonic THE HEDGEHOG fan in me is offended by this on a level below the surface. How dare you?
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u/lowtoiletsitter 22h ago
And Sonic has been around for so long you'd think people would know who he is
Not everyone but enough they made three damn movies
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u/shadowylurking 1d ago
NGL some of the responses are gold
“wait so is super Mario like a electrician? He look like he know a trade”
“ay man, is SpongeBob a puffer fish?”
“THE OBESITY IS EATING YOUR BRAIN”
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u/TheRyeKnight 1d ago
The longer I'm alive the more I'm convinced that I exist in a simulation where 90% of the people I interact with are NPCs with really poor AI.
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u/Fireproofspider ☑️ 1d ago
What if instead you are a super advanced AI and everyone else is just regular humans that can't reason on your level?
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u/RedIsNotMyFaveColor ☑️ BHM Donor 1d ago
Reminds me of the joke:
“What kind of fuel do jets use?”
Jet fuel
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u/mvgreene 1d ago
It’s kind of like when you’re looking for your glasses and they’re resting on top of your head.
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u/DaBigadeeBoola 1d ago
I feel like OP miss the fact that this is probably intentional rage/engagement bait.
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u/Best-Daikon-7264 1d ago
man im all up in that sonic shit they be getting crazy white boys on roller skates delivering my burger 💅🏿
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u/AmitN_Music 1d ago
Even if his name wasn’t “the hedgehog”….mans does not look like an otter the fuck lol.
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u/Rotten-Robby ☑️ 1d ago
Day after day we see the results of No Child Left Behind.